It's 2011 ALREADY!!!!

Yes, folks- although it's only December 30, it's been the New Year for about four days now.

See, during the blizzard, NYC Mayor Bloomberg "dropped the ball". So....

THE NARRATIVE

THE DEMOCRAT PARTY HAS WASTED NO TIME IN ATTEMPTING TO PORTRAY NOVEMBER'S REPUBLICAN GAINS AS A "PYHRRIC VICTORY"; GLOATING THAT "RINO" REPUBLICANS WILL ENSURE THAT "PRESIDENT" OBAMA GETS HIS WAY.

This slobbering idiocy is presented as fact, with "proof" cited in the lame-duck session's votes for several grossly unpopular bills. The point the Democrat leadership and their catamites in the media hope to make is that the new Republicans have been hopelessly out-maneuvered by the gang who foisted "President" Obama on this Blessed Republic, and resistance is futile.

There is just ONE LITTLE DETAIL the rats are leaving out:

THE NEW REPUBLICANS HAVE YET TO BE SEATED!!!!!!

We of the TEA party movement have read Alinsky's book. Soon after January 5, (when the new people will be seated), the halls of the House and the Senate will reverbrate with the howls of hit dogs who cannot take their own medicine. and no "narrative" will save them.

Little darlings, the smiles will be wiped off your faces.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

WE ARE RATHER FATIGUED AT THE MOMENT, SO WE APOLOGIZE FOR THIS BIT OF EDITORIAL LAZINESS. However, we also can think of no better Christmas post than last year's. To get it, just type "Ebenezer Scrooge" into the Blog search box.

Enjoy, and Merry Christmas!

HAPPY PEARL HARBOR DAY

Shocking headline, isn't it?

Well, people, the words aren't mine. This morning I picked up a rather scatterbrained young lady in her mid-20s who was headed for Reagan Airport. Her credit card indicated she was a Federal employee. And when I mentioned that today is Pearl Harbor Day, she said:

"OH, ummm, it is? Well, uh, happy Pearl Harbor Day!!"

I didn't bother trying to inform her.

If you have a ditz story that can top THIS, do let me know.

THE WIKILEAKERS

THERE IS A SIMPERING FAGGOTTY AUSTRALIAN SISSY SOMEWHERE ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET WHO DESIRES TO BRING THE uNITED sTATES DOWN. This asshole is the founder of "WikiLeaks", the website which has dumped thousands of pages of classified United States government correspondence into the public domain.

We are quite sure you have heard of this siituation.

Long story short: Mr. "WikiLeaks" needs to be found dead in some public place where he wil be discovered by some jogger; with his genitals cut off and stuffed in his fucking mouth with his tiny dick sticking out.

Hey, CIA. I volunteer for the job. Let's talk about it.......

THANKSGIVING 2010

NO AMERICAN PUBLICATION WORTHY OF THE TITLE WOULD LET THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY PASS WITHOUT SOME ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE OCCASION. WE HERE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP HOPE YOU WERE ABLE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH LOVED ONES AND ENGAGE IN THE TRADITIONAL FEASTING.

As for us, our parents have passed on, and the family is scattered, so we dined on a rather overpriced buffet and are about to turn on a football game and fall asleep watching it. Tradition, don't you know.

While we have much to be thankful for - among them the outcome of the recent elections - we find that we are most thankful for our woes and ills, our heartaches and our pains. Not so much because we enjoy the effects of these things, but rather that the particular basket of trials we have been subjected to is not the worst possible by a long shot. As the saying goes. I was sad because I had no shoes until I met an man who had no feet.

(What the saying doesn't tell you is the man with no feet lost his feet due to frostbite, because he didn't have any shoes, but whatever.)

Happy Thanksgiving.

WHERE DO WE BEGIN?

Honestly, dear readers, so much has been happening recently that we have been having a hard time figuring out what to comment on. Not only that, but by the time we have found time to issue a post, the situation has taken a new twist. Fourteen hours of driving a taxi for a living leaves us precious little time, so right now we are going to try to play a little catchup on the following:

DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVE CHARLES RANGEL, who was recommended for censure; who stood in the House Well and tearfully begged mercy from his colleagues. This from the man who has for years written the Nation's tax laws as head of what they like to call "the powerful House Ways and Means Committee". (The Obamacare bill by the way originated in that committee, and - just as we predicted in this Blog - now that the "individual mandate" is being challenged in court as an abuse of the "Interstate Commerce Clause", the Ratz are indeed trying to cite the taxing power of the Congress as their authority for it.) But the tax laws he burdened the common citizen with were not for him, or so he thought. Censured? He should be arrested.

AIRPORT SECURITY SEARCHES, which entail the choice of either having someone being able to see your naked body (while being zapped with X-rays into the bargain) OR being felt up most intimately. This is done to ordinary schmoes in the name of preventing reliance on "profiling". How singling someone out because he or she exhibits a certain pattern of characteristics and/or behaviors is worse than letting an adult stranger feel around a 12-year-old kid's genitals sure does beat us, but sundry government officials assure us that this is indeed the case. Sounds like BULLSHIT to us.

DEFUNDING PUBLIC BROADCASTING is an idea whose time has come. NPR's infamous firing of Juan Williams was the last straw for most of us, but more than that; "Non-Commercial Public Broadcasting" has for years been running what are in- all-but-name advertisments for various businesses, complete with short descriptions of their products. Common citizens are acknowledged as "viewers like you". Which is strange, since viewers like me flip the channel when they start begging for money. Let 'em sink or swim like everybody else.

SENATOR RAND PAUL (R-KENTUCKY)

OF ALL THE INDIVIDUAL VICTORIES IN THE RECENT ELECTION, PERHAPS NONE IS MORE SIGNIFIGANT THAN THAT OF RAND PAUL.

Paul is first and foremost a defender of the Constitution. In his acceptance speech he made no bones about the fact that he believes, as do we at the Alexandria Daily Poop, that the mission of the new House majority and the Senators newly elected is to restore the rule of law and a newfound respect for the Constitution. This must take place in the Halls of our Congress. We the people are growing rapidly exaspirated with the simpering elitist fools who hide behind "minority" or other status, claiming the title of "victim" even as they atte,pt to take over and rule those of us whom they see as their "intellectual inferiors".

Paul was derided by the Left when some of his supporters, encountering a timorous, smug woman carrying a snide sign into a Paul rally, shoved the woman to the ground and gave her a couple kicks to the head. Maybe not the most civilized thing to do, but necessary.

Had this election not come out the way it did, we believe civil war was just around the corner. The Paul supporters who beat that idiot woman were expressing the exasperation felt by more than half of our nation at her ilk. More patriots need to smack around more traitors, in our opinion.

The incident, please note, did not keep Paul from being elected.

Paul's victory speech put the Senate on notice. They have recieved a firebrand for freedom. Respect for the Constitution must be restored among these legislators who think they can do whatever they want, knowing that the cost of legal challenges will likely give their illegal legislation time to "set" like a dog-poop stain in a silk shirt. The end of this attitude, God willing, has come in the personage of Senator Rand Paul, Kentucky Republican.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

VICTORY 2010!!!

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, POWERED BY THE ENERGY PROVIDED BY THE POLITICAL SUB-CULTURE KNOWN AS THE "TEA PARTY", WRESTED CONTROL OF THE UNITED STATES HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES YESTERDAY. By the time everything gets sorted, Republicans might have as many as nine more seats in the Senate, to boot. If a seat won by a Democrat is a close call, a recount could hand the Republicans the magic tenth seat and control of that body, too.

Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, we are somewhat dismayed that the foul-mouthed Jew-hating wife-beating little Black kid-abusing drunk Jim "Bugs" Moran is still our representative in Congress. (In a truly appalling action, Moran, upon spotting a volunteer for his opponent handing out campaign literature at a Metro station on Monday, launched an obscene rant at the Murray rep. What a jerk).

But overall, a great day for freedom. There is a lot of talk about Obama's veto power, but right now those Democrats left standing will need to think about what will happen in 2012 before they decline to help override those vetoes. And in any case the Republicans now have the power of the subpoena and all the Committee Chairs. So at a minimum, they can turn on a little stopping power.

Now if only they can find some reason to impeach Biden, select a TEA party approved Veep, and THEN impeach Obama, giving us a Republican President. (Shut up. We reserve the right to dream.)

If I could offer but one word of advice to the incoming Republicans, it would be this: ALWAYS REMEMBER that Democrats define "Bipartisanship" as "Republicans drop the soap in the shower". So don't drop the soap.
Sweet victory. Good luck.

JON STEWART'S RALLY

YESTERDAY "COMEDY CENTRAL"'S "DAILY SHOW" HOST JON STEWART HELD HIS MUCH-VAUNTED "RESTORE SANITY" RALLLY ON THE NATIONAL MALL IN WASHINGTON, D.C. This affair was touted as some kind of antidote to the alleged "racism" of Glenn Beck's rally a few months ago.

One of the main complaints about Beck's rally was the alleged absence of "people of color". But this "Restore Sanity" affair was whiter than Beck's was. The difference is that Stewart's rally was populated by fools, each more ridiculously dressed than the next.

As rallies go in D.C. this one wasn't anywhere near as big as Beck's, but the idiots who attended evidently couldn't work Metro's farecard machines, as lines into the Metro stations stretched for hundreds of feet, causing many folks to seek the assistance of cabdrivers such as Yours Truly.

So thanks, you idiots. I made three hundred bucks off you yesterday. Which goes a long way toward maintaining MY sanity.

AND NOW A FEW WORDS ABOUT THE MARYLAND GOVERNOR'S RACE

O'Malley is white. So what?

Big deal.

THE DUMBEST BUSINESS PLAN OF ALL TIME? MAYBE NOT

AMID THIS FINANCIAL CRISIS, I WONDERED WHAT COULD CONSTITUE THE STUPIDEST BUSINESS PLAN POSSIBLE. Now I have the answer.



The most idiotic business plan that could possibly exist is a gambling casino which offers money back if not completely satisfied. See, if you lose, you won't be (in most cases) satisfied at al.

ATTENTION OHIOANS AND NORTH CAROLINIANS

I WAS BORN IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, BUT GREW UP IN HUBER HEIGHTS, OHIO JUST NORTH OF THE CITY OF DAYTON. Now I live in the Virginia suburbs of Washington D.C. (and refer to the Potomac River as "the Moat", but I digress...) I keep seeing North Carolina license tags with pictures of the Wright Flyer and the legend "First in Flight". And every now and then I will run into one of you North Carolina jaspers who wants to tell me the airplane was actually invented in North Carolina.

The first heavier-than-air craft was designed, wind-tunnel tested, and built by Wilbur and Orville Wright in their bicycle shop in Dayton Ohio. The Wrights then looked for an area that would have sufficient headwind to launch the craft, a sparse population for safety, and something soft - like beach sand - to crash on in the event of a failure. Kill Devil Hills in North Carolina provided just the ticket.

The Wrights then took their invention apart, trucked it (using turn-of-the-century transport over turn-of-the-century roads) to Kitty Hawk, NC, and set up to test their invention. Adding to the difficulty was the fact that they did this in December to take advantage of the colder (thus denser) air. And what they invented in Dayton, Ohio flew for the first time over the soft sands and cold winds of North Carolina.

But to claim that the airplane was invented in North Carolina is as specious as IBM claiming that Windows Vista was invented by them on the grounds that Bill Gates tested his prototype "MS/DOS" in their laboratories.

North Carolina has much to reccommend it. There's no better barbecue to be found, in my opinion, than that produced by North Carolina pit-masters.

But North Carolina's sole contribution to the history of aviation is the winter winds in the vicinity of Kitty Hawk.

So, on behalf of the Wright Brothers, may I say: "Thanks for the blow job."

Now stop saying you invented the airplane. You didn't.

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

TODAY THE LUNATICS WHO CALL THEMSELVES THE "WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH" OF TOPEKA, KANSAS ARE APPEARING BEFORE THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO ASSERT WHAT THEY DEEM THEIR UNALIENABLE RIGHT TO SCREAM "THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS" AT PEOPLE AS THEY BURY THEIR DECEASED LOVED ONE, shouting that their son is burning in Hell because he fought for a nation in which homosexuality is "tolerated". Given the brutalization of Matthew Shepard and the recent suicde of an "outed" Rutgers University student, we at the Alexandria Daily Poop can only conclude that these loons are either actually a family of very bad improvisational comedians (and tasteless into the bargain) OR that they will not be satisfied until the United States establishes an official Inquisition empowered to root out and stone to death every single person who ever so much as experimented with homosexuality as a child. (We are guessing it is the latter).

While we were listening to news reports and commentary about this event, we got the idea for what follows......

The following is satire, for those of you who don't know how to recognize it.

SUPREME COURT DECLARES EDITOR OF BLOG "ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP" TO BE ACTING CHIEF JUSTICE AND SOLE MEMBER OF THE COURT FOR DECISION IN CHURCH GROUP CASE, OPINION GOES AGAINST WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

October 6 2010
In a shocking move, the entire Supreme court voted unanimously to recuse themselves from the case involving the Westboro Baptist Church, or Snyder v. Phelps as the case is styled. They then appointed F. Allen Norman, the editor of an obscure Internet web-log called "The Alexandria Daily Poop" as Special Chief Justice and Sole Member Of the Court for the specific and sole purpose of deciding this case, and pre-emptorily declared this action to be Constitutional. "This case makes us all want to vomit, for different reasons of course" said Justice Antonin Scalia. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg said: "No sane person would want to be making the final decision on this case. There's no nut like a Nationalist nut, so I guess Mr. Norman is nuts enough to decide this."

Special Chief Justice Norman ordered a transcript of the proceedings to be disstributed immediately after the hearing. Special Chief Justice Norman heard no arguments and delivered the following commentary, opinion and ruling:

"Ladies and gentlemen, please be seated.

Before we begin, I want to say that I am almost as shocked to be here as you are to see me here. I only read the briefs for both sides yesterday, and I find that these have been sufficient for me to form an opinion and a ruling. I do not need to hear anything either side has to say. The insane lunatic ramblings of one side and the statements of obvious truths by the other need not be repeated in different words but identical content for me to understand them.

The appellant was awarded five million dollars in a lawsuit against the appellee in the sum of five million dollars for emotional distress suffered due to the conduct of the appellee during the funeral of his son, a United States Marine who died in a motor vehicle accident in a combat zone in Afghanistan. The facts here are not in dispute. The appellee and/or his agents placed themselves in a position where they could heap scorn, ridicule, and insult upon the grieving family as they accompanied the Earthly remains of their deceased loved one to his final resting place. I find that any reasonable person would know that such behavior would inflict extreme emotional distress on the bereaved. Such behavior is so vile as to be offensive to almost anyone's sensibilities. When the infamous child rapist and murderer John Wayne Gacy was executed, did anyone think to do such things to such loved ones as he had as he was laid in his grave?

The appellee appealed this judgement and had it reversed on the grounds that the judgement violates their right of 'free speech" as guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States.

This Amendment states that "Congress shall Pass no law respecting an Establishment of Religion, nor prohibiting the free exersise thereof; or of Speech or the Press, or the Right of the People to Peacefully Assemble for the Redress of Grievances". The judgement against the appellee violates none of these provisions.

It is the opinion of this court that too many cases have been brought before this court and others, seeking to use the guarantee of the First Amendment as a cloak for, not speech; but reprehensible and outrageous behavior. And while behavior may be "speech", when it is directed not toward the government but against private citizens acting in what is universally recognized by any decent and reasonable person as a private moment of greif; when it is deliberately calculated to disturb the family of a deceased loved one be that loved one a vile hoodlum or a brave hero fallen in the performance of his duty; and when that distress is a desired result of such speech, be that distress the whole part or a component of the desired result of the actor; then the First Amendment does not apply.

It is amply evident that the appellant was reckless in the extreme in the foregoing. Part of the appellee's intent was clearly to inflict suffering on the appellant. The Ninth Amendment clearly states that just because a right is not enumerated in the Constitution does not mean it does not exist. It is the finding of this court that if there is any right commensurate with those enumerated, it is the right of a grieving family to accompany their loved one on his or her final journey on this Earth in peace. The appellee has egregiously, willfully, wantonly and knowingly violated this right, and seeks to have this court recognize their violation of an unenumerated right by claiming the aegis of an enumerated one.

By the agreement and conditions of my appointment, I may rule only on this case and my ruling shall set no precedent. But also my ruling is binding and final.

Therefore, it is the ruling of this Honorable Court that the judgement of the original court against the appellee and for the appellant is not only re-instated but increased five-fold to twenty million dollars; and the court further directs the United States Marshalls Service to sieze and inventory all property of the Westboro Baptist Church; to include the real and personal property of its officers; and the bank accounts and other assets; and dispose of such property money and assets in such a mannner as to render to the appellant the sum of this judgement plus his costs and attorney fees; and to apply the remainder to the costs of the execution of this judgement; and if there be remaining any funds that they be returned to the appellee; but if there is insufficient money to pay the foregoing, the assets of the appellee shall be levied upon until all this judgement is paid in full.

This case is closed, and this court is adjourned.

RETIRE REPRESENTATIVE JAMES P. "BUGS" MORAN ON ELECTION DAY

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR EVEN A DEMONRAT TO VOTE FOR A DICK LIKE JIM MORAN YEAR AFTER YEAR? The man has smacked women around, bad-mouthed Jews as a people repeatedly and even went so far as to manhandle a little Black kid when the kid "messed with" his automobile. Look, Ratz; I know he votes your way. But can't you find someone who votes your way who doesn't beat his wife, hate Jews, and manhandle little African-American tots? I know that if a Republican had even ONE of these flaws, you would hound him out of town, let alone town politics.

Is it because you don't want any competition in being the Party of wife-beating, Jew-hating child abusers?

We at the Alexandria Daily Poop have noticed, though, that "Bugs" Moran is getting nervous. For our main exhibit we point to his sudden alarm at the fact that the soon-coming "Pentagon Management Center' near the intersecton of Interstate 395 and Seminary Road will create a completely untenable traffic situation. When this monstrous building opens, well over six thousand people will descend on it every weekday. And since it is located at least four miles from the nearest subway station, this translates into a tsunami of automotive traffic along the already beleagured 395 corridor. A ramp will have to be built through a wildlife sanctuary to handle the exiting traffic.

Moran's opposition to this debacle would be laudable except for the fact that he is rather late to the dance. The building is nearly finished, and road "improvements" nearby are already screwing up trafffic. Meanwhile, debate over this has been raging since before ground was broken. And only now, when his seat is up for grabs, does he decide to point with alarm to the consequenses??

What are the Demonratz thinking? My opinion is that they see this as a game of "Monopoly". The new Pentagon Center is to them like a hotel on a space on the board. Let it get built, THEN suddenly notice the consequenses, sue to prohibit its use; but count the building as an "improvement" and no matter the outcome dun the property owner for much higher taxes. And then collect the political capital along with the increased tax revenue.

As we said, the building is almost ready. It has been known for some time what the possible consequenses would be traffic-wise. Moran had ample time to object, even stop it. Yet only NOW does he notice?? He is either a dumbass of the first water OR a lying fraud.

Either way, it is high time to replace him. Most of the Alexandria City Council needs to be returned to honest work, also.

A WORD ABOUT OUR NEW COMMENTS POLICY

WE ARE A BIT WEARY of intercepting idiotic and treasonous comments from assorted Leftists, and having to delete them. After all, you lice on the Left already get your voices heard in the Washington Post and the New York Times. I will not allow you to speak on MY publication, and - what joy! - you cannot do one damn thing about it!

I do allow comments from reasonable people who disagree with me, but I have had to delete so many personal attacks and spit-flying lunacy that I had to do something.

THEREFORE. Henceforth all comments will be reviewed before they are published. I will endeavour to check for comments every day and allow the good ones to see print. Thank you for reading the Allexandria Daily Poop.

BOOK EXCERPT - FROM THE NOVEL IN PROGRESS "THE PETERSON INVESTIGATION"

THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NOVEL "THE PETERSON INVESTIGATION". The story is basically about a D.C. Homicide detective who grew up in Huber Heights, Ohio; who retires in 1995 and is asked by one of his boyhood friends, who is now the Chief of the Huber Heights Police, to return and command the HHPD Criminal Investigation Division. He accepts, thinking he is in for a laid-back (compared to DC) post=retirement gig. But three weeks after he is sworn in he is confronted by a horrendous murder that is a stone 'whodunit".

In the scene below, Detective Sergeant John Philip Waterman and Chief (Colonel) Kyle David Meadows are on a drive through the City of Huber Heights so that Waterman can see the various changes to the territory since he left town for the Air Force. They are on Rip Rap Road and are passing an enclave called Miami Villa when the conversation triggers a memory for Waterman about a tragic illegal drag race in 1969, which will have a major bearing on the plot later.

This is FICTION. Any resemblance of any character to any real person, living or dead, is purely co-incidental. Copyright 2010 by F. Allen Norman, Jr.; ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

From "THE PETERSON INVESTIGATION"

Chapter II

The Territory

(Copyright 2010 F. Allen Norman, Jr. All rights reserved.)

A few miles later we arrived at Miami Villa. "The Villa" was and is a community of mostly very blue-collar folks. Back in the day, they were nowhere nearly as well-off as the middle-class families living in what was then called "Huber Homes". They constantly dealt with flooding, as the community is hard by the Great Miami and the river overtops the levee from time to time. The houses mostly use propane for heating and cooking. But they are very well kept up, and the driveways and yards are home to boats and some of the best, fastest, and most well-maintained "muscle cars" in the region. The kids attend City schools, and in our day they were called the "Villa Rats" (but never to their faces unless the caller wanted an ass-kicking.) They were some of the toughest kids I have ever known. These folks were mechanics and machinists, mostly. They were salt-of-the-Earth people, but they were fiercely independent. If they could have issued passports to their community, they would have done so. "Generally' Kyle said, 'We don't go in there unless they call us or unless we have business there. They like to take care of their own problems, so unless someone gets killed or something we sorta let them be. But they've given us a couple of good cops. Jimmy Lawson, the guy you replaced, he's from the Villa. Remember Johnny Lawson, the Villa boy in our class who got killed in that drag race? Jimmy is his kid brother."

Johnny Lawson was a Villa kid who was known for his 1957 Chevy Bel-Air. He had worked for that car from the age of thirteen, raking leaves and shoveling walks, weeding gardens, whatever he had to do to get the money. When he was 15 he bought it, and it sat in the family carport while he kept working every chance he got. Weekends he might be found working on it with a clutch of older boys, souping up the engine and drive train, or sanding down the body by hand for the paint job he wanted for it. The day he got his driver's license, he celebrated by driving the primer-coated monster into Vandalia for painting.

What emerged from A&L Body and Paint was a 1957 Chevy sedan with full-moon hubcaps, a chrome air scoop on the hood, a tachometer installed outside the windshield, and a four-speed floor mounted Hurst shifting setup. The interior was as plush as a New Orleans whorehouse with black crushed velvet seats and chrome trim galore. The beast had been painted metallic "Candy-Apple Red" with a gloss-black racing stripe running from front to rear on the hood, roof, and trunk. The rear end was jacked up as high as State law allowed, and the engine sang through fiberglass- packed "Thrush" mufflers muting the twin exhaust. It sounded like a hungry tiger, and Johnny soon became king of the local street-racing circuit.

A section of Rip Rap Road that was arrow-straight had for years been marked with "START" and "FINISH" lines. It was uniquely suited to illegal street racing because this particular stretch of the road was entered at the south from Wagner Ford Road via a bridge over the Great Miami River. After a slight bend, the road went as straight as a rifle shot for a mile before bending again and re-crossing the Miami to continue north. This enabled the posting of lookouts, and during the summer drag-racing on Rip Rap was a popular - and dangerous, not to mention highly illegal- pastime. Johnny won a lot of money there. He also won two "title-for-title" races and sold the cars for a good profit. I realized as we drove along that it was on this same day and the same road we were on that Johnny Lawson lost his life.

He had been racing a Northridge boy who was driving a Chevy El Camino. It turned out later that two of the Northridge boy's pals and he were out for vengance, since Johnny had taken the title to a cousin's car in a race. The Montgomery County Sheriff's investigators had found that the other two Northridge boys had stood among the other spectators and thrown roofing nails into Johnny's path. Johnny hit those nails going at least 150 MPH. His right front tire blew, shredded, and his car left the road, rolling over at sickening speed ; then hit a tree on the riverbank and ejected him into the swollen Great Miami River. The next day I had gone to see the County rescue squad dragging the river with grappling hooks as the Lawson family watched and wept. I suddenly realized that the 10-year-old blond boy who was clinging to his father weeping that day must have been Jimmy. I sighed and - although I am not Catholic - crossed myself. Little did I know that this 1969 case of aggravated manslaughter would come roaring back with awful consequenses here in 1995, fully 26 years later. "Hey' Kyle said, 'turn up Fishburg. See that bar on the corner?............

END OF EXCERPT.

WHY DON'T WE PAY OBAMA ONE BILLION DOLLARS TO RESIGN?

REALLY. WE ARE BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS HERE. Look at how much money this shithead ignorant "president" has spent in the name of "saving the economy"; only to see things get WORSE.

Not only this, but look what he and First Lady Michelle are doing: Jetting off to exotic locations, stuffing their faces with the finest grub, and living LARGE, baby, LARGE! When everone in the country is feeling the misery of these financial woes, Barack and Michelle live as though they were a pair of Alabama trailer park denizens who just hit the Powerball for half a billion dollars.

So I say, give Barack Obama and Michelle one billion dollars, on the condition that Barack resign the Presidency. That is half the cost of a B1 bomber, and among other benefits this stipend might help assure we never have to use a B1 in a war with a nuclear armed Iran. Not to mention he won't be ordering up new "entitlement spending" and otherwise throwing away money willy-nilly like Micheal Jackson at the FAO Schwartz toy store.

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM YOUR TAXICAB DRIVER ABOUT PAYING WITH PLASTIC

OKAY, FOLKS. I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. DESPITE WHAT YOU SEE IN THOSE GODDAMN VISA COMMERCIALS WHERE THE CAB DRIVER SMILES BECAUSE HE'S SO DAMNED HAPPY TO BE PAID WITH A CREDIT CARD, I CAN ASSURE YOU THIS IS BULLSHIT. WE CAB DRIVERS HATE BEING PAID IN ANYTHING BUT CASH. IF YOU ARE WONDERING WHY THIS IS, READ FURTHER.

First thing is, hacking a cab is a CASH BUSINESS!
All our expenses have to be paid in cash. Gasoline, lunch. oil changes, maintenance, tow trucks (God forbid) and emergency repairs CANNOT BE PAID FOR WITH THAT FUCKING SLIP OF PAPER YOU SIGN.

Well then, turn it in at the cab company for cash, you say.
Ho, ho, ho. If a driver turns in a credit slip, and he has fees due the company in the next few days, they apply the money to the fees. If the fees are less than the amount of the credit card slips, they write him a check at the end of the week. This does him no good if he has to pay for a brake job right NOW.
Speaking of fees, the cab company charges a 5% (or more) processing fee to the drivers, and this applies to the entire amount including the tip. It is to them just another way to screw us over.

Next thing is, you say "convenience"? Convenience, my ass.
It really chaps my ass when some airhead takes a cab ride to some busy club downtown, and with all the hurly-burly outside the club and valets and cops yelling move, move; pulls out a goddamn card that I have to zip , get signed and then run through the computer. I can make change for ten fares in the time it takes to process your piece-of-shit plastic. Time is money. Thanks a pantload for wasting mine.

"Plastic money" is an insidious threat to liberty. Really.
First thing, EVERY TIME you pay with plastic, there is a permanent record made somewhere of where you just were and what you just did. Wonder why you get all that junk mail? Now you know.
Second, not having to actually see the money you are spending divorces you from reality. That's what a lot of merchants count on. The bank loves it too, because it rolls up those fees. And all this encouragement to use credit/debit cards is aimed at eventually replacing hard currency with plastic. Once that happens the government will be able to determine exactly what everyone has, where they got it, from whom; as well as how much money you have, and to the penny. Feel good about that? (If the answer is "yes" then you are a fucking IDIOT)

Oh, and you minority folks who say "Here mah credicks card" and hand me a debit card: You are not fooling anybody. It's a debit card.

So everybody, stop with the giving cab drivers plastic. We want MONEY. Pay with MONEY. Got it? MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.

NEW COCKTAIL INVENTED IN HONOR OF HELEN THOMAS

WE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP ANNOUNCE THE INVENTION OF A NEW COCKTAIL IN HONOR OF HELEN THOMAS, the "veteran whitehouse reporter" who recently said that the Jews should "get the hell out" of Israel and go back to Poland and Germany. Why there she did not say, but from her tone presumably it was so the job begun in the 1930s could be finished.

So we announce the cocktail we call "The Screwy Old Bitch": Pour two shots of vodka over ice in a tall glass and serve.

You see, it's basically a Screwdriver without any juice. (Juice, Jews,.....Get it? Forget it.)

COMING ATTRACTION

We are working on an overview and explanation of the United States Constitution. This along with our work and our novel is taking much time. Tune in every now and then, we will post when we can, but although time is infinite, our time is not. Thank you for reading The Alexandria Daily Poop.

YOU SEE? WE TOLD YOU SO.

Isn't it funny how all the Lefties kept saying "give Obama a chance" as he constantly fucked up everything he touched? Now here he is with a great opportunity to walk the walk by making his first priority the huge disaster resulting from the explosion of a British Petroleum deep-water oil drilling unit in the Gulf of Mexico and the resulting well blowout resulting in a lot of oil creating troubled waters. He could hve jumped up and led. Instead, where has he been?

Hosting the President of Mexico and giving him a platform from which to scold and insult this nation.

Talking with some sports guy about a basketball player

AND HAVING A FUND-RAISING DINNER AND SCHMOOZE-FEST WITH OF ALL THINGS A PACK OF BILLIONAIRES FROM GETTY OIL!

It boggles the mind. Haven't we told you this jug-eared fuckhead is a nincompoop?

In other news, we haven't posted here for a while, we are working on our novel, "The Peterson Investigation". We would love to give some exerpts from the draft, but we cannot seem to transfer it to here from my Microsoft Word document. We will try to be more active, but the book is a priority. "President" Obama will destroy his own self in due time.

WHAT'S SIOP, DOC?

THE "SINGLE INTEGRATED OPERATIONAL PLAN" is America's blueprint for waging nuclear warfare if - and God forbid - it becomes necessary. Data comprising the latest intelligence estimates of world tension, upheaval, known and estimated nuke cpbilities of various nations, etc; are reviewed by "president" Obama and the Joint Chiefs and thed fed into a supercomputer which then wages virtual nuclear war using several scenarios and spits out casualty estimates for each possibility. It was highly secret until yesterday.

Yesterday, "president" Obama issued a directive stating that the United States would NOT use nukes in self defense in a multitude of scenarios wherein their use would formerly have been justified.

This is right up on the line of treason. Obama has just revealed a big part of the SIOP.

Let me be very clear here and also very careful not to advocate treason myself.

Barack Hussein Obama should be immediately be arrested for treason. He should then be tried, and convicted in a competent Court of Law for treason. And then he should be sentenced to and put to death in the manner prescribed by law. For treason.

Now I know there is but a snowball's chance in hell of this happening, and I m not advocating extra-legal means nor the overthrow of the government. But I am by God saying that Obama is a criminal. Right this red-hot minute, we still have the ballot. If it was not evident before, then unless you are blind it is eviodent now, and it stinks to high Heaven.

THE CASE FOR CHRISTIANITY: WHY BELIEVE?

IN DISCUSSIONS OF RELIGIOUS BELIEFS, I HAVE ASKED VARIOUS FOLKS WHY THEY BELIEVE AS THEY DO. I HAVE HEARD ANSWERS SUCH AS "BECAUSE I PREFER TO BELIEVE IN A GOD WHO IS KIND" OR "BECAUSE (INSERT NAME OF RELIGION) PROMOTES (INSERT IDEAL OR IDEALS). I SCARCE EVER HEAR SOMEONE GIVE THE ONLY VALID REASON FOR BELIEVING ANYTHING, Which is "because it is true".

Now, Christianity consists of the belief that Jesus of Nazareth is Jehovah God; that He became a human being born of a virgin and the Holy Spirit; that He lived and died as the perfect Lamb of God to take away the sins of the world; and that he was raised from the dead on the third day, and lives forever and will soon return.

So the question must be "why do I believe this is true?"

Since today is Easter, I think it a fine time to answer that. The linchpin of Christian belief being that of the Resurrectiion. Without the Resurrection the rest is mostly just twaddle and adages. With it, you have the Truth. To arrive at the Truth, you must have evidence. Here it is.

EXHIBIT A: JESUS TOLD EVERYONE HE WOULD DIE AND RISE FROM THE DEAD. This was as well known in that day as Barack Obama's election is in ours. People were looking for this event.
EXHIBIT B: JESUS'S ENEMIES PLOTTED TO KEEP THE RESURRECTION FROM HAPPENING. They did this by sealing the tomb and posting a guard of Roman soldiers on it, in case Jesus' disciples tried to steal the body and point to the empty tomb. What chance would a collection of unarmed fishermen, townspeople and women have against Roman Legionnaires?
EXHIBIT C: IF JESUS'S ENEMIES WANTED TO DISCREDIT HIM - WHICH THEY VEHEMENTLY DID - ALL THEY NEEDED TO DO WAS PRODUCE HIS CORPSE AFTER THE THIRD DAY. They could not, because He had risen.
EXHIBIT D: JESUS SHOWED HIMSELF ALIVE AFTER HIS DEATH. The evidence for this is in the next Exhibit:
EXHIBIT E: ("E" stands, of course, for "Easter"). Jesus's Disciples went far and wide telling everyone of having seen, first hand, His Resurrected Self. This did not sit well with those who hated the new religion, Notable among these was the Roman Emperor Nero. Nero offered St. Peter and St. Paul a choice: Either renounce their belief that Jesus had risen from the dead; and in that case go free as wealthy men; or else maintain that they had seen Jesus alive after the Crucifixion, in which case they would die horribly by torture. Now if you had been confronted on a lie and given the choice of sticking to the lie and dying slowly and painfully OR publicly admitting that you had been putting everyone on, well, if you say you would die under torture for a frivolous con game, you are either lying or you are nuts. Peter and Paul were not the only ones, either.

So that is why I believe in Christianity. The evidence that it is true is absolutely irrefuteable.

A QUESTION ABOUT PASSOVER FOR OUR JEWISH BRETHEREN

Being Christian, we worship a Jew as Lord Jehovah God. And we believe that hatred of the Jewish people is hatred of Jesus Himself. We are reallly chagrined at so-called "Christians" who call Jews "Christ-killers"; as it was a Roman judge who gave the sentence and Roman soldiers that carried it out. So this post is not meant in an offensive way.

What we would like to know is this: The whole point of matzoh is that the Hebrews ate unleavened bread because there was no time to let the dough rise; seeing as how they were going to have to get the hell out of Egypt fast, before Pharoah changed his mind. We rather doubt that they spent a week scrubbing down the house to make sure there was no yeast around, they just roasted that lamb fast and slapped that dough down on the oven. Let alone have a Rabbi supervise the harvesting of the wheat and the milling.

Oh, we are sure that the cleaning rituals bring family and community together, and that is a good thing. But it seems to run contrary to the commandment given to the Hebrew slaves to hurry the heck up. Wouldn't it be just as according to Moses to just mix the dough and immediately bake it?

We understand most of the origins of Kosher laws. For instance, no cheeseburgers. This stems from the Commandment "thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk". To make absolutely certain that the milk or cheese used in a meat/dairy dish did not come from the meat animal's mother, you use separate sets of crockery and dishes. But it seems to us a long way between "don't wait for the bread to rise" and "make absolutely certain there is no yeast within five miles of you".

We are not asking you to cease and desist, far from it. According to our St. Paul "Unto them (the Jews) were entrusted the Oracles of God".

Just curious. You may respond in "comments".

ESSAY: The Rise and (inpending) Fall of the Gun Control Movement in the United States of America.

Recent events regarding the open carrying of firearms in public have erupted into a national news story regarding a chain of coffee houses which has decided to allow the carry of firearms when and where allowed in public by the laws of the jurisdiction in which a particular establishment is located. Those who would like to see handguns in particular and all firearms in general banned from private posession are accordingly infuriated.



I grew up in the American Midwest, being born in 1953, What follows are my observations only. While I am not going to cite a bunch of "studies" and include footnotes, I think one does not need to consult a thermometer to determine that one needs a jacket. And indeed much of the anti-firearms argument is based not on fact, but rather on emotion. What follows here is an attempt to show, first; how these emotions came to the forefront, and second; how it came to be that issues are decided as much or more by feelings rather than fact.





Blather and myth about taming the "Wild West" by banning handguns aside, the first major incursion on Second Amendment rights in this country was during Prohibition when, before the government finally figured out that Prohibition itself was to blame for drive-by maachine gunnings, decided to blame the Thompson submachinegun , which at the time could be purchased at a general store along with a bag of fertilizer and a hoe. Yes, make something illegal and the criminals will be stymied. (It didn't work, of course). But right up until Lee Harvey Oswald asassinated JFK, you could send a check to Sears and a couple weeks later have the U.S. Postal Service deliver the rifle, pistol, revolver, or shotgun of your choice right to your door. In 1964 a Federal law was passed, and has since been expanded upon, which changed the way in which firearms were obtained. In 1934 this law would never have had a chance of passage. What prepped the American psyche to accept the Gun Control Act of 1964? The basic answer is three words: World War Two.



The Second World War was - compared to the First World War, which was largely a European conflict - a truly global conflagration replete with unspeakable horrors. It was hard-fought against truly fanatic and evil enemies, and ended with two uses of a new and terrible weapon: the nuclear bomb. Over four hundred thousand Americans lost their lives in that struggle. In terms of percentage of population, it would be as if we spent today four years in a conflict that cost two million American lives.



The end of that war was greeted with jubilation; and the United States of America was suddenly a world power. To commemorate this, an American journalist and writer made a production called "On a Note of Triumph" chronicling the epic struggle and victory. He closed the production with a poem called "PRAYER"; which here I will cite in its entirety (THIS WORK IS COPYRIGHTED AND USED NOT FOR PROFIT OR GAIN):

PRAYER

(Copyright Norman Corwin)

OH LORD GOD OF TRAJECTORY AND BLAST,

Whose Sword has laid open the Serpent so that it withers in the sun for the Just to see;

Sheath now thy swift avenging blade writ with the Names of Nations,

And assist in the preparation of the Ploughshare.

LORD GOD OF FRESH BREAD AND TRANQUIL MORNINGS;

Who walks among the circuits of Heaven with the Worthy,

Serve notice to the fallen young men

That tokens of orange juice and a whole egg appear now before the hungry children;

That night once again falls cooling upon the earth as quietly as when it leaves Your Hand;

That Freedom has withstood the tyrant like a Malta in a hostile sea,

And that surely the Soul of Man is like a Sevastopol which goes down hard and springs up quickly from ruin.

LORD GOD OF THE TOPCOAT AND THE LIVING WAGE;

Who furred the fox against the time of winter

And stored provender of bees in the brightest places of summer;

Do bring sweet influences to bear upon the assembly line'

Accept the smoke of the milltown among the accredited clouds of the sky;

Fend from the wind with a house and a hedge him who You made in Your Image;

And permit him to pick of the tree and the flock

That he may eat today without fear of tomorrow

And clothe himself with dignity in December.

LORD GOD OF TEST TUBE AND BLUEPRINT;

Who joined the molecules of dust and shook them until their name was Adam;

Who taught worms and stars how they could live together;

Appear now in the parliaments of conquerors and give instruction to their schemes,

Measure out new liberties so that none shall suffer for his father's color or the credo of his choice;

Post proofs that Brotherhood is not so wild a dream as those who prosper by postponing it pretend;

Sit at the treaty table and convoy the hopes of the little people through expected straits,

And press into the final seal a sign that Peace will come for longer than posterities can see ahead;

That Man unto his fellow Man shall be a friend forever.

And Amen, say I even today. That poem neatly and eloquently encapsulated the feelings of the American people. Enough bad, enough violence, let's try - with God's help - to do good and not evil. Bread and sunrises trump trajectory and blast every time. And prosper we did, and the largest increase in births this nation has ever known - the "Baby Boom" - gave us a larger, younger population than any other industrialized country on Earth. I am one of those kids, all grown up now.





Our parents wanted a better life for us, one in which we would not have to worry about war nor be in danger of poverty. Noble motives, those; but their execution led to a generation with a large percentage of spoiled brats.





Many families, the adults sick of war and killing, would not allow firearms in the home. Surely, the reasoning went, with our new prosperous society we could train and pay professional police officers to protect us and our property. Surely, if science could construct a horror such as the nuclear bomb; then science could develop means of never again having to use violence. Those who bought into this flawed reasoning were the first "anti-gun" people; and their motives - although not their reasoning - were good. There were, however, those whose motives were not so good.



Almost immediately after World War II began the "Cold War" between the "Communist Bloc" and the Western allies. The basic Communist plan was to weaken the United States from within, to make her citizens soft and reliant on their government, and thus less likely to treasure their freedoms. The dark plotters of World Communism were not the only folks to use this strategy, though. Politicians saw that getting the electorate "free" goodies and "taking care" of them could translate into mega-votes. And it was quickly noted that - as in Prohibition - pointing out an inanimate object and villifying it was easier than actually going after the "root causes". So instead of encouraging community involvement (who had time for that?) the drumbeat grew to get rid of firearms.

A populace whose members were weary of war and viloence proved amenable to some local bans, but nationally extreme abrogation of the Second Amendment was not all that popular. Meanwhile the Communists were frustrated at our stymieing of their efforts to conquer Korea and other places. They knew that, as Mao Tse-Tung said, "Political power grows from the barrel of a gun". And American guns stood between them and world conquest. Consequently the goal of the American left became to instill a revulsion toward firearms in the populace. But there was not a sufficient catalyst to get the ball rolling until November 22nd 1963.

The assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy by Lee Harvey Oswald, who used a mail-order Mannlicher-Carcano bolt action rifle for the deed, resulted in the Gun Control Act of 1964. The killings of Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King spurred further calls for legislation and restrictions. The result of these restrictions was an increase in crime in major cities, which responded by enacting local gun bans. In the case of Chicago, New York, and Washington, D.C; these bans were absolute or nearly so as regarded handguns for common citizens. And the result was that citizens were turned into unarmed prey for criminals who - rather famously - do not care a fig for the law.

However, by the 1980s people began to wise up. They were sick and tired of being unarmed victims, and several states passed "shall issue" requirements for concealed carry permits. The leftist media screamed that blood would run in the streets, but quite the opposite happened. Also, persons in states such as Virginia and Vermont where a citizen could carry openly almost anywhere with no permit required did so increasingly. The most copious flow of innocent blood was in those places where the strictest bans remained in effect. This was blamed on the easy availability of firearms in the states that had no such restrictions. To call this argument specious is to call the Pacific Ocean "damp".

Today more and more states and jurisdictions are recognizing the "bear" part of "to keep and bear arms". We presently have as "president" an avowed "anti" who still signed into law a bill authorizing carry of firearms in National Parks (where authorized by the laws of the host State). Predictably, the Leftist media has been screaming about an incipient "bloodbath". It hasn't happened and it won't; except maybe a trail rapist might wind up getting penetrated himself - by his victim's Ladysmith revolver.

The hokum and twaddle the anti-gun movement uses to foist their views off on the public has been exposed, and continues to be. Bread and sunrises are indeed preferable. But sometimes, God forbid, but sometimes what one needs (if one wants to live) are trajectory and blast.

THIS IS NOT OVER BY A LONG SHOT

WITH THE PASSAGE OF THE SO-CALLED "OBAMACARE" BILL, (Which was originally sent to the Senate by the House as a bill for tax credits for homeowners in order to enable the IRS as an enforcemant agency) this Congress and this "Administration" have crossed the line.

Perhaps the most egregious sin in this dog's breakfast of abuses is the "individual mandate" requiring all Americans to buy health insurance, or else. The justification for this is the "Interstate Commerce Clause" and a Supreme court ruling that insurance is "Interstate Commerce" and so - by the DemonRatz' lights - they may "regulate" it by FORCING PEOPLE TO BUY IT.

THIS IS NAKED ABUSE OF POWER AND LEGISLATIVE FRAUD.

Virginia is poised to file a lawsuit against this as soon as "President" Obama signs it.

Enjoy that champagne you toasted with last night, Ratz. This isn't over, and it will not be until this bill is dead and you are out of office. Assholes.

THIS MAY EXPLAIN HIOW WE WOUND UP WITH OBAMA, PPELOSI AND REID

THIS MORNING WE EXPERIENCED SOME TROUBLE WITH TH TAXICAB, So we decided to get on the net and do a few things.

It crossed our mind that it might be amusing to googlle "poop a doop". So we did. 105,000 hits came up. Really. For "poop a doop".

One guy even has a blog called "Poop There It Is" wherein he discusses the color and consistency of his - well, you know; as well as the food combinagtions tht produced those characteristics. Believe us, there are some things we don't want to know.

Cripes. No wonder we are in trouble.

THE INFERNAL REVENOOERS ARE SET TO HIRE AGENTS TO ENFORCE MANDATORY HEALTH INSURANCE!

ONE ASPECT OF THE "OBAMACARE" BILL WHICH THE DEMON-RATZ HOPE YOU WILL IGNORE IS THAT IT IS ACTUALLY JUST A TAX BILL. THERE WILL BE TAXES ON "MEDICAL DEVICES" (WHATEVER THOSE ARE, AND IT COULD MEAN JUST ABOUT ANYTHING - READING GLASSES, CRUTCHES, CANES-) ; AND THERE WILL ALSO BE A TAX LAID ON THSE WHO DO NOT PURCHASE INSURANCE COVERAGE IN AMOUNTS AND CONDITIONS SPECIFIED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE IS SET TO HIRE THOUSANDS OF NEW AGENTS IN ORDER TO FACILITATE THIS VILE DEMON-RAT PLAN TO EAT OUT OUR SUBSTANCE AND WRECK THE ECONOMY.

For those of you who are new to this blog, we pointed out earlier that although this bill is called a "Senate Bill"; it is actually a bill that originated in the House. Since most people know that taxes have to originate in the House, they do not see the threat posed by the so-called "Senate Bill". The way this was done was that the House Ways and Means committee wrote up a bill, got it past the House, and sent it to the Senate; where the House language was stripped out and the Senate language inserted. See the foul little trick?

If this turkey gets passed and signed into law; and is challenged on whatever grounds, the Ratz will claim it is just another "tax on incomes" authorized by the 16th Amendment. That's the way they got past challenges to Social Security back in the 1930s.

There is really no gentle way to say this. Let this garbage get passed into law, and you will walk around every hour of every day with some Infernal Revenooer's finger stuck in your ass. Don't like that idea? Get busy calling, writing, and Emailing and faxing your congressional representative.

YOUR FREEDOM IS AT STAKE. DO NOT BE MISLEAD!

DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE "SLAUGHTER RULE" VOTE!!

NOT BEING ABLE TO GET ENOUGH DEMOCRAT CONGRESSPERSONS TO COMMIT POLITICAL SUICIDE BY VOTING OUTRIGHT FOR "OBAMACARE", PELOSI AND THE DEMONRATZ HAVE ENGINEERED A SMOKESCREEN FOR THEM TO HIDE BEHIND. IT IS CALLED THE "SLAUGHTER RULE", AND IT IS POLITICAL FRAUD WRIT LARGE.

The "Slaughter rule" was cooked up in the House Rules Committee. Here's how this little trick is supposed to work:

FIRST, a slate of amendments to the "Senate bill" will be voted on BUT
the "Rule for Debate" on this will limit debate to the amendments and NOT the "Senate Bill" and;

SECOND, the "rule" stipulatess that if the amendments are passed, then the "Senate Bill" will be "deemed" to have passed and will be sent to "president" Obama to sign into law, thus

THIRD, allowing Democrat reps who are concerned about their constituents' loud, strident and adamant opposition to this "Obamacare" crap to tell them that they did not vote for Obamacare, when of course the so totally did.

You Congressional staffers who read this had better tell your bosses that people like me are wising people up right and left. The voters are not going to be fooled by this lame excuse in November.

Vote for this, and you're fired.

CHCANERY, FRAUD AND ABUSE

OBAMA AND THE DEMON-RATZ HAVE SAID THAT ONE WAY THEY WILL "PAY FOR" THIS OBAMACARE FARCE IS BY ELIMINATING "WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE" FROM THE MEDICARE PROGRAM. WE THINK IT ONLY REASONABLE TO ASK WHY IN HELL THEY HAVE NOT BEEN BEAVERING AWAY AT THIS ALREADY.

The answer, of course is that they need the waste, etc to keep going so as to give them something to appear to fight against. Meanwhile there is another bed of fraud and abuse which needs to be uprooted. We are referring to the fraud and abuse being used to try and pass this unconstitutional power-grab into law.

The Ratz have changed Senate rules at their convenience to facilitate passage of this mess. They have offered what are tantamount to bribes to Senators to obtain votes. They have harassed and badgered others until finally they got a real piece of work past the Senate.

Now, over in the House, they have run a Member out of office, ostensibly because of ethics violations (which from all accounts are true); but actually because the Member refused to vote for the Senate bill. We speak here of course of Representative Massa, who is turning out to be a real freak with a taste for 20-something young men and not above trying to force the issue with them. But this is the same party which gave Representative Gerry Studds (D-Massachussetts) a STANDING OVATION after he was - not expelled - but CENSURED for having sexual relations with a SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD MALE PAGE. This is the same party whose current Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi once marched hand-in-hand with an advocate of the North American Man-Boy Love Association. This is the party of Barney Frank, who allowed a younger male lover to operate a whorehouse out of the apartment they shared on Capitol Hill; whose "boyfriend" was a key figure at FNMA while they were helping create the sub-prime crisis. Oh, you can be a complete homosexual lecher and get away with it, so long as (1) they need your vote and (2) you provide it.

As a matter of fact, you can do whatever you damn well please and be A-OK with Obama, Pelosi, Reid et al as long as you meet the above conditions. Charley Rangel, Chairman of the House ways and Means Committee - which writes the TAX LAWS - is under the spotlight (and has been for some time) for violations of the very laws he subjects everyone else to, but up until a few days ago remained Chairman. He was asked to "temporarily" step down; but they are going to wait to throw him completely under the bus until he has rendered his vote on the healthcare boondoggle.

And now, since even with all this chicanery, force, and fraud; they still cannot seem to garner enough votes in the House to pass the Senate bill, they are mulling a parliamentary maneuver wherein the House Rules Committee will propose a change in the rules which will if adopted "deem" the Senate package to be passed.

We have been around for a while and we have never in our life seen such a spectacle. Fraud and abuse? November of this year will see a chance to eliminate it. It is the purpose of this blog and of every patriot to elect sufficient Republican Conservative majorities to both Houses to (1) repeal this nonsense if it is passed and to (2) IMPEACH, TRY, CONVICT AND REMOVE "President" Barack Hussein Obama from office.

Keep pushng, Ratz. Keep pushing.

OH PLEASE LORD NO. NOT THAT HEALTHCARE CRAP AGAIN.

WITH THE ELECTION OF SCOTT BROWN TO THE SENATE SEAT FORMERLY HELD BY TED KENNEDY, and particularly because he waxed her yenta ass good in a liberal-schmiberal state; and generally because of the loss of the DemonRat vaunted "filibuster proof" majority; we thought that "Obamacare" was dead in the water.

WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. Even though the polling indicates that 75% of the American electorate wants this bullcrap to die, the Ratz keep going. Why?

BECAUSE THEY ARE AFTER ABSOLUTE POWER OVER EVERY ASPECT OF EVERY AMERICAN INDIVIDUAL'S LIFE.. Obamacare was compared by Rush Limbaugh to the third ring in "Lord of the Rings" which would complete the set giving the posessor absolute power. Rush compared the Ratz to the villain in that trilogy, who went completely nutso trying to get that last ring. With the power Obamacare would give the Ratz, they could control what you eat, wear, drink, and smoke. They could at last realize their wet dream of disarming the People by decalring privately-owned firearms a "health hazard". A whole new layer of government offices and employees could be created to eat out the substance of the people. There is much more, but this is a sinister design on our freedoms. No wonder they are so adamant in the face of such great public opposition.

And this and the other expenses they are laying on our Nation threaten to bankrupt this country. And this is Hoyle according to Alinsky, who said that to effect radical change the common folk have to be rendered impoverished and desperate. (Obama has a Public Service ad out urging people to volunteer to become "Part of America's New Foundation". The Nation was founded on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. What is this "New Foundation" shit? Treason, that's what.)

WELL, EVERYBODY THOUGHT THAT THE UBAMANISTA JUGGERNAUT HAD BEEN STOPPED BY THE ELECTION OF BROWN. Too bad we did not realize (or remember) that the DemonRatz consider rules to be valid only when they suit their purposes. Otherwise they change or just flat ignore them. Now the crap has started up again with the Ratz trying to get around the filibuster by various end-runs and corny, hokey tricks such as having a bunch of "doctors and nurses" (who were given white smocks and OR scrub suits to wear by the White House staff) as an audience for a recitation of lies and half truths by "president" Obama in support of this debacle.

All we at the Alexandria Daily Poop can say is, that when this debate began in earnest we were in big financial trouble driving a cab for a living as people were scared and held onto their money; and when Scott Brown was elected the business picked up dramatically within days. Now this crap is starting up again, and people are beginning to notice the boss's attitude start to swing toward having to lay some people off, and they are starting to hoard their money again. Oh well. The good news is that come November, the Ratz are toast.

The bad news is, we may not last that long.

MARIJUANA IS A "SCHEDULE I" DRUG, BUT THC IS SCHEDULE III

THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. Now figure this one out, and try to get the DEA to explain it: Marijuana, Cannabis Sativa, the plant used around the world as a smoked, eaten, or brewed drug is on the Drug Enforcement Administration's "Schedule I" right along with heroin and LSD as a public health menace. BUT the ACTIVE INGREDIENT in marijuana, Tetrahydrocannabinol (or THC) ; the stuff that makes pot so supposedly dangerous, is on SCHEDULE THREE (III); and is so loosely regulated that it can be prescribed as a toothache remedy.

WHAT THE FUCK? HUH? I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK???

A little background here. As did a lot of my generation, I smoked pot when I was a lot younger. It has been quite a while since I have even seen the stuff and I really don't have the time to go looking for it, nor do I care to deal with the sort of people who deal in it. And I consider the arguments of both the radical advocates of legalization and the radical opponents of legalization to be equally full of crap. Marijuana is not a cure-all, it is not a viable source of automobile fuel, is not a superior source of industrial fiber, and food made with marijuana-seed byproducts (such as a beer "flavored" with "hemp seed") tastes like crap. BUT ALSO pot is not a "gateway" to "stronger illegal drugs" except for the fact that-due to the very fact that it is illegal-stronger and more dangerous stuff is often obtainable through the same channels. There's a lot more derision I could throw at both sides, but you get the point. Nevertheless, personally I think marijuana should be legalized and taxed. I will save arguments on that point for another time.

Now there has been for some time a "medical marijuana" movement, and indeed it has been shown that marijuana does have some beneficial effects. People wasting away from AIDS or as a result of chemotherapy and the concomitant loss of appetite have benefitted greatly from getting the "munchies", for example. But the government and certain high-profile folks have kept up a steady drumbeat about the dangers of marijuana. Well.

Out of little more than boredom, I paid the DEA's website a visit and looked at the FAQs about pot. In answer to criticism about DEA opposition to "medical marijuana", the DEA said: "Medical Marijuana already exists! It is called "Marinol"....."

"Marinol"? Hmmmm.....

I had heard of Marinol a few years ago, and thought it was THC produced with an additive that blunted the "fun" aspect of THC. This , as it turns out, is not the case. Marinol is synthetic THC in a sesame-seed oil base, administered in gel-caps. Swallow a dose of Marinol and within 30 minutes to an hour you will be as high as if you had been smoking pot for real. But Marinol is not a Schedule I drug, or even a Schedule II drug. It is Schedule III, and may be prescribed for "off-label" purposes. That is, the manufacturer designates as "indications" nausea, anorexia, etc; but if a physician decides it might be useful for something else, he may prescribe it for that purpose. It costs about $25 per dose, which is about the price you would pay for an equvalent-in-THC amount of Red Lebanese Hashish (which is ditto Schedule I).

I am not going to go into a satirical rant here, although the situation begs for one. But Federally speaking, the marijuana plant is so allegedly dangerous that it cannot be grown, sold, or posessed except under the ultra-strict supervision of the DEA; and penalties carry the life-ruining stigma of a felony conviction under Federal law. But THC - so long as it is made synthetically in an authorized laboratory - can be sold by prescription; and can be prescribed for just about anything some doctor thinks it would be good for. Hell's bells, it has been prescribed to treat Hyperactivity/Atttention Deficit Disorder in SCHOOLCHILDREN and the DEA hasn't battted an eye. But grow a little pot so you can have a few tokes to ease your stress and enjoy dinner (a purpose that Marinol can be prescribed for) and you are facing major slammer time.

Is it just me, or is there some fucked up and tortured logic being used to justify marijuana prohibition? Huh?

OBAMA STEPS ON HIS OWN DICK AGAIN

"PRESIDENT" BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA MMM MMMM MMMMM CAN SCARCELY BE DESCRIBED AS A FORIEGN RELATIONS EXPERT NOR CAN HE BE IN ANY WISE CONSIDERED A STATESMAN, HIS GAFFES IN DEALING WITH FOREIGN DIGNITARIES are becoming the stuff of legend.

He had the bust of Winston Churchill, a gift from the United Kingdom, crated up and shipped back to Old Blighty; and bestowed a "State Gift" of a boxed set of DVD movies - on the American format which doesn't work with Brit players - on the English Prime Minister. When he went to Norway to claim his Nobel, he snubbed his host the King. Yet he bows down to the world's worst tyrants and despots and says he is ashamed of his Nation.

This time, however, Obama has really outdone himself. In his treatment of the Dalai Lama, spiritual leader of more than one billion people, he has, with his treatment of one person, hit the trifecta: Snubbing an advocate of freedom, treating that same person shabbily when he finally deigned to see him, and giving him a rather cheap and totally useless "gift".

Now if you remember, when first he had the opportunity Obama would not see the Dalai Lama because to do so would have pissed off the Red Chinese.

When Obama finally had the Lama over the other day, the Lama was sneaked into the White House, and when the visit was over, compelled to leave via the service door, where they throw the garbage out. That's right, when the Dalai Lama walked out of the White House it was as if he were one of the stinking bags of garbage that he walked past. And what did the dalai Lama take with him as a token of "President" Obama's esteem?

White House Cufflinks.

Cufflinks. FOR A MAN WHO WEARS SLEEVELESS ROBES!! And seeing as how the robes are ceremonial and sacred; it is doubly insulting. Sort of like giving a Sikh an electric razor.

Words truly fail us. Obama is a debacle, a walking, talking debacle.

SHAUN WHITE

AS DO MANY IF NOT MOST AMERICAN ADULTS, We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop sometimes wonder about the youth of this country, and worry about its future. Then along comes someone like Shaun White.

When first we heard of White, we thought he was just another long-haired Left Coast goofball kid plying a variation of skateboarding. Yawn. But then he went to Seoul and won a Gold Medal representing his - OUR - country.

Then, after the immediate hubbub had died down he quietly dropped off the general radar - and prepared for the next big thing. Oh, we heard stuff about him winning the
"X-Games" and such, but after a certain age you don't watch teenagers playing games much unless you are a parent, a coach, or a pervert. White also picked up a corporate sponsor, Red Bull (the "energy drink" that's no more effective than coffee and tastes like the north end of a southbound skunk). In any case, we hardly thought about Shaun White at all, until the runup to the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

SHAUN WHITE took yet another gold medal in the Men's Half-Pipe snowboard event, and we at the Alexandria Daily Poop congratulate him. We also note that he seems very much aware that he is representing the United States of America, and is doing his best to make the world aware that we are a nation to be respected. There is no better representative for the USA in the forum of the International Olympic Games than Shaun White, in our opinion.

We don't know much about White's political views, but that is because for whatever reason he has not gome around like other famous people speaking as if his fame alone makes him all-wise. And even in his fame he is about as humble as could reasonably be expected without becoming a recluse like Bobby Fischer or Glenn Gould. And as a Nationalist publication, we must add that he has helped show the world the superiority of these United States.

For representing the United States of America with such grace and aplomb; and for being a fit role model for his peers; as much as or more than his Gold triumph; The Alexandria Daily Poop salutes Shaun White.

OH, GLOBAL WARMING MY ASS.

AMID THE RECENT EXPOSURE OF QUESTIONABLE "SCIENCE" REGARDING "MAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE" come the twin blizzards of February 2010. Still reeling from the exposure of phony and/or manipulated weather data and the citing of essays by college kids as established scientific fact; the admitted baselessness of claims of projected glacial melting, and other glaring fraud; the portion of the "scientific community" committted to this nonsense rushed to provide an explanation for these blizzards.

WELL, YOU SEE THE EXPLANATION IS SIMPLE. tHOSE OF US WHO OBSERVE THE OBVIOUS ARE JUST TOO STUPID. The line now is that warmer air picks up more moisture, and therefore there is more snow. Hmmm. That must be why it is so freaking cold right now in Blizzard Ground Zero. How could it be otherwise with all that warm air needed for snow?

COME ON! The globe is getting so warm that we all may freeze? And we are supposed to just accept whatever some "scientist" says because he has been to college and has a sheepskin? The last few years have been relatively mild around here with very little snow. THAT was cited as evidence of "global warming"; but now that there is a ton of snow, that is also evidence of global warming? And we are supposed to accept this because it is being pronounced by people who have diplomas?
Horse shit.
The other day, some airhead movie star said that "tsunamis and earthquakes" were caused by "climate change". EARTHQUAKES??
THAT'S the kind f dolt these pseudo "scientists" think they have in all of us ordinary folks, who can tell without any specialized knowledge that 32 degrees is not warmer than 70 degrees.
Global warming, my ass.

WHAT IN HELL IS WITH ALL THIS SNOW?

AS EVERYONE KNOWS, this has got to be one of the snowiest winters on record here in the Washington D.C. Metro area. It is absolutely freaking ridiculous the amount of snow we are getting and how it is completely screwing things up here.

The Federal government has been shut down since Friday and today will make it four days. All three major airports have been damn near completely shut down since this stuff started falling And mass transportation has beein either shut down or severely restricted for the same amount of time.

(And by the way, isn't it odd that the highly paid Feds cannot make it to work, but the minimum-wage peons who shove fast food across burger and chicken joint counters all manage to make it to work? Just goes to show ya that the private sector DOES handle things better than the government. )

February is "Black History Month" , there is a black "president" in the - ahem - "White House"; yet everything is white. But it's not all right.

Rather than wait for the plows to come through, every dolt with a 4-wheel-drive jumped in it the second the snow stopped, and packed it into a sheet of solid ice that became full of ruts and holes. Salt and sand and sun had begun to cause this to abate, but then came the snowfall last night and into this morning, which fell and is falling onto the ice sheets. This of course makes for miserable, dangerous driving.

In Alexandria, we have a $5.00 snow emergency surcharge, and you might think I am in fat city right now. But of course you would be wrong.

Oh Jesus. NOW we have a "Blizzard Warning" in effect until later tonight, this just came in. This is really too damned much. Anyway, a five-buck surcharge means nothing if there are no passengers or if you cannot even drive in the stuff. AND last night I, who grew up in Ohio and learned to drive in this stuff, got hopelessly stuck and had what gains I had made wiped out by the cost of hiring a tow truck to get me the hell out of there.

Hells bells, even the Post Office is grounded.

I tried coming out about 0430 this morning and found I was the only unit operating. Dispatch sent a plea for some idiot who needed a cab to McLean. To hell with that. Sorry, but if you are such an idiot that you know this stuff is coming yet you put yourself in a position where you are gonna be stranded, then you just need to get a room and take the hit.

Right now I am gonna see if my neighbor will let me borrow his .500 Nitro Express safari rifle. It's just possible I will spot a Woolly Mammoth, and I'd like to get some ivory grips for that revolver.

IS "PRESIDENT" OBAMA CRACKING UP??

WE HERE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP LISTENED TO THE RECENT STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS - at least as much of it as we could stand - and we are rather worried that the man who has his finger on "the button" is showing signs of teetering on the "deep end". We mean to say that Obama may be going nuts.



It was a speech full of praise for himself (delusions of grandeur) , lies, and attacks on his critics (paranoia); along with a statement of intent to go right ahead pushing his healthcare crap (doing the same thing and expecting a different result).



"President" Obama really went off the deep end when he said he wanted us to build a faster train than the high-speed doodad the Red Chinese have. We already tried building a high speed Amtrak called the "Acela". But our Safety Nazis have slowed it down to the point where it really isn't all that much faster than a regular old Amtrak choo-choo, but it is still almost twice as costly to ride.



The next day, Obama met with a group of Republicans wherein he told them that his Obamacare was a "Centerist" policy. This in the face of the fact that the centerpiece of it is that everyone will be forced to buy insurance approved by the government or pay a big fine and, if they refuse to do either, face FELONY criminal charges.



THEN he goes to the Georgetown-Duke game, barges into the announcer's booth and gets photographed wearing headphones. Mike Dukakis didn't look any goofier in that tank back in '88.



We have always thought Obama to be a blowhard, a bumbler, and a fool. Now we add "incipient lunatic" to these sobriquets.

EDITORIAL: Expressions That Piss Me Off

THERE ARE TIMES when I cannot stand the way people have butchered the English language. For instance, using an apostrophe to denote a plural "s". I was saved from getting a tattoo by seeing the sign on the tattoo parlor. It said: TATTOO'S HERE. In neon, no less. Well, unless there was someone named "tattoo" on the premises, the guy who made the sign was a dumbass. Here is the diff: "I dropped the boat's anchor" is perfectly good English. "I saw lots of boat's at the harbor" is the handiwork of a dumbass. I did not want some dumbass drawing permanent pictures on me, so I passed.



Maybe I shouldn't be so harsh. After all, my late father, a highly respected senior engineer with NCR back when NCR used to really be something, still spelled "clothes" "cloths". Still...



BUT WHAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT is the expressions people use these days to make themselves sound spohisticated, weasel out of actually saying anything, etc. Such as:



"I HAVE ISSUES". What the speaker really means is that he has a problem or a difference with something. What an "issue" really is, is (1) a point of political contention (the transportation issue, the war issue, the gun issue) (2) An iisue of a magazine or a newspaper or (3) a kid (the issue of the marriage). AN ISSUE IS NOT A GODDAMNED PERSONAL PROBLEM. Why do people say "issue" when they mean "problem"?
Well, my guess is it is either because they are so egomaniacal that they think their problem deserves to be debated by all and sundry (a la a political issue); or out of "politeness" ("he has issues" sounds less mean than "he's nuts", but that is negated when - as is often the case - the comment is made with the same snideness; in which the speaker just wants to sound sophisticated); or else because the speaker doesn't want to admit he has a "problem".
This misuse of the word "issues" has gone so far that at the gun range a few months ago a guy told me his pistol had "developed jamming issues". I told him I did not know a pistol could produce a music magazine. Correctly, the pistol had developed a problem with jamming. Maybe it was a cleaning issue.

"ANGER MANAGEMENT". This is a trendy piece of bullshit. "Anger management" classes are touchy-feely seminars where it is taught that all anger is bad. Usually people get sent to these after they have beaten the crap out of someone. "Anger management" classses are usually tought by some foofer who says crap like "anger is the result of feeling helpless and impotent"; as if a helpless impotent person could kick the crap out of someone.
Now not every time one gets angry at another is an occasion to express it with violence, but often anger is a good thing. If you pull a knife on me and demand my money, I will get very angry indeed, and will likely produce my firearm and (if you do not immediately turn and flee) shoot you. A lot of people in Massachussetts this week got angry as all hell and replaced Ted Kennedy with a Republican.
But you are not supposed to hit someone just because you think they cheated on a board game. This you were supposed to have learned by the time you finished kindergarten. And if not, then you should be fined and/or jailed until you do.

BUT THE EXPRESSION THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS:

"I THINK WE SHOULD ERR ON THE SIDE OF CAUTION"

STUPID STUPID STUPID! "To err" means to make a mistake. This expression translates to: "I think we should deliberately make a mistake in order to be careful". How the fucking hell do you do that? How is it even possible to deliberately err?
This is the ultimate weasel phrase, and it is commonly used by politicians. Like the other two expresions, it is meant to present a mundane idea forth in a way that sounds sophisticated. But this one takes first prize for being possibly the dumbest thing any non-retarded adult has ever uttered.

HATIAN EARTHQUAKE (PART II-WHY IS HAITI SUCH A SINKHOLE?)

SOME HAVE SHARPLY CRITICIZED OUR DISMISSIVE LAST POST REGARDING THE RECENT HAITIAN QUAKE. But Haiti was and probably will remain abjectly poor with wretched housing thart cannot withstand earthquakes. And the reason for this is that Haiti is, er, abjectly poor with wretched housing that cannot withstand earthquakes.

Let us direct your attention to Haiti's neighbor on tiny Hispanola (an island about the size of South Carolina); the Dominican Republic. The quake was felt there too, but much less damage ensued. the situation just across the border with Haiti is much different. Why?

BECAUSE THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HAS SOMETHING CALLED CONSTRUCTION STANDARDS AND BUILDING CODES! Structures in the DR MUST be rated to withstand a quake up to 7 Richter. Hatian housing on the other hand is/was/and likely will again be rebuilt as huts made of concrete slabs. Why don't Hatians have houses that are up to Dominican standards?

ASK YOUR AVERAGE BLEEDING HEART LIBTARD and he will say that Hatians are too poor to affford such housing. Instead of asking why they are so poor (or excusing it with claptrap about "colonialism" etcetera); the Libtard answer is to give them so much money that hopefully they will stop squandering it and build decent housing. The only thing wrong with this is that there is no amount of money that a single human being cannot sucessfully squander within months. Proof? two words: Washington, D.C.

HOWEVER, THINGS IN THE REAL WORLD ARE A BIT DIFFERENT. Certainly Hatians are poor, mostly because they are unemployed. Now, what does it take to build up-to-code housing? LABOR!! What does labor mean? JOBS!!! What do jobs mean? MONEY!!! The requirement for up-to-code housing will mean that out-of-work Haitians will have money they have earned; and earned money is better cared for and managed than given money. Shopkeepers will have their fortunes increased by supplying the newly employed former poor, and hire help.

Wealth is not finite, it is created. The miner digs the ore and sells it to the refiner. The refiner makes steel and sells it to the manufacturer. The manufaccturer creates sewing needles and sells them to the retailer. The retailer sells the needles to the housewife, who uses them to sew the pants of her young son; and the retailer's fortunes increase to the point that he hires the housewife's son, who uses the money to go to college and later becomes a politician and fucks the whole thing up.

Hmm. Maybe the Hatians have just cut to the chase?

EARTHQUAKE HITS HAITI, DOES SIX BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF IMPROVEMENTS.

Come on, folks. How is it possible to make a shithole like Haiti worse?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THE DEMONRATZ ARE A PACK OF RACISTS!!!

YOWZAH MASSA DADDY-O! Harry Reid, the fucking idiot who is the "Senate Majority Leader" has just proven what I have said several times in this blog already. He has a book coming out in which he says that Obama got elected because he had "light skin and no discernable Negro dialect". Despite his attempts to back-pedal and apologize, he has stuck the Demon-Rat donkey dick in the proverbial meat grinder. OH! For a Conservative Nationalist this is SO SWEET! Can you imagine what the Left would say if some Republican or conservative commentator had said the word "Negro"? Hells bells folks, if you are not a goddamned communist you are not even allowed to say "United Negro College Fund" EVEN THOUGH THAT IS THE NAME OF THE OUTFIT. Let alone had said conservative implied that any African-American politician been elected becuse he had "light skin" and talked like white folks.

What Harry Reid meant - and we are NOT gonna let hin weasel outta this - was pretty clear.
WARNING! STRONG RACIALLY TINGED LANGUAGE FOLLOWS. I MEAN I AM GOING TO LAY IT ON. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 YEARS OF AGE OR A LIBERAL, THE TRUTH MAY NOT AGREE WITH YOU. DOUBTLESS YOUR INTERNET TERMINAL HAS SOME AMUSING GAMES FOR YOU TO PLAY, SO GO TWIDDLE YOUR THUMBS .
Before I start in, I want to tell the black folk who may be reading this that any insult herein comes not from me or the ADP; but rather we report herein the attitudes of the party which has taken you for a ride for decades; and we want to expose who the racists in America really are. So. Here goes:

Translate Reid's remarks and here's what I heard; and if you are honest you know damn well that this translation is accurate:
"I just can't believe that we lucked into a jigaboo who wouldn't scare the white folks too much. Just a touch of pancake founndation and he almost looks white, and the way he talks it's almost as if he isn'tt even a nigger at all. Boy oh boy, the party was really getting concerned that the coons were wising up. I mean, the Sambo vote was starting to ask what we actually were doing for them. Thank God we found a jungle bunny that even the white folks would find cute. And young, too. By god these white voters thought that this fucking MauMau was JFK re-incarnated. Yeah, we were a bit worried that the boy would want to change the name of the White House to the Nigga House, but so far he is doing pretty nuch as he is told".

After Harry was outed on this, he "apologized" to Obama; and now we all - and especially black citizens - are supposed to accept the apology the way Obama did and get back in line.

DON"T.

If you are an African-American and accept this insullt and the lame apology for it you are a fool. The above translation of Senator Reid.s remarks is exactly what the Democrat Party thinks of you. Would you let a Republican talk that way about you and then offer up an apology? Of course not. WHY WILL YOU PUT UP WITH DEMOCRAT INSULTS TO YOUR RACE THEN??

Why?

NEW SPECIES FOUND IN WASHINGTON D.C.

ZOOLOGISTS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND A NEW SPECIES IN THE CITY OF WASHINGTON, District of Columbia. They have dubbed the new animal the "Greater False Shmoo" (Pseudophilanthropis Imperious). With this new classification, the rest of the genus Pseudophilanthropis have been reclassified as differing breeds and species of "Lesser False Shmoos".





The Greater False Shmoo is a mimic in that it attempts to imitate the Greater (true) Shmoo (Philanthropis Infinitus) . P.Infinitus was known to be so oriented toward giving that if it sensed a human was hungry it would cook itself and morph into whatever dish was desired. Some skepticism has been expressed that P. Infinitus ever existed; but the existence of the Lesser (true) Shmoos tends to point in the opposite direction. These lesser Shmoos include everything from Philanthropis Holyorderis (dedicated to helping the poor and indigent) through Philanthropis Neighboris (dedicated to helping wherever it lives however it can and in many often mundane ways). Lesser shmoos can inter breed and produce many interesting variations. Oddly enough they are seldom noticed, and often taken for granted, but the nature of Philanthropis is such that they are mostly oblivious as their very instinct is to do what they do.





The False Shmoos; or Pseudophilanthropis; attempt to mimic the True Shmoos except that they expect recognition for all their "giving"; and in fact attempt to get more in return than what they give. The lowest of this order is PseudoP. Confidensis, which will attempt to convince someone to part with great value for a pittance. However all members of Pseudophilanthropis share this characteristic to some degree, but perhaps none with such clever mimicry of the True Philanthropis than Pseudophilanthropis Politicus.

PseudoP. Politicus has several subspecies, from PP. Localis (which acts locally as on homeowner associations, town councils and the like) to Pp.Congressionalis; further divided into Pp. Representatus and Pp. Senatoris. These tend to congregate in Washington, DC; and it is from among the Pp. Senatoris that the Great False Shmoo is said to have originated. (There is rumored to be a species of the True shmoos, Philanthropis Politicus, who congregate at all levels with Pseudophilanthropis Politicus; but for the most part sooner or later these tend to become infected with a mysterious virus that transforms their genetic makeup to that of Pseudophilanthropis. )

Also all variations of Philanthropis and Pseudophilanthropis can cross-breed with various results. In almost every case however the genes of Pseudophilanthropis dominate in the offspring.

The Great False Shmoo is thought to be a unique variety, the ultimate result of all of this cross-breeding and infective genetic change. Pseudophilanthropis Imperious is the mimic of the original Greater True Shmoo by leif of the fact that it promises to be anything to anyone and everything to everyone; but instead of making itself dinner it will fry and serve up any member of Pseudophilanthropis or even Philanthropis Legitimii that it can trick into the skillet.

As with the Lesser false shmoos, the Great False Shmoo is dedicated to a front of service to others while using this as a thinly veiled facade for their true purpose of self-service. Oddly enough, the Great False Shmoo, inits quest for self-aggrandizement, shows signs of leading the Lesser False Shmoos into near-extinction (see: lemming). Total extinction is not in any case likely, as dormant Pseudophilanthropis genes are likely to remain and randomly activate in the populations of Philanthropis Legitimii for as long as that species remains.