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Friday, October 13, 2017

DOUBLE DIPPER: BOY SCOUTS TO ADMIT GIRLS; STUPID ASS ARGUMENTS FOR "GUN CONTROL"

Gentle readers, we wish we could write every day, but we are constrained by the fact that; unlike most of the ASPs we have to make a living without recourse to handouts; which means we must WORK. And we put in some serious hours, too: 12 to 14 EVERY DAMN DAY INCLUDING HOLIDAYS. So today we're doing a "twofer".  First up:

IDIOT BOY SCOUT NATIONAL COUNCIL VOTES UNANIMOUSLY TO ADMIT GIRLS.

Seriously, folks, what is with these numbskulls? First gay kids, then gay adult leaders, THEN "transgenders". AND NOW GIRLS? (Are Junior Lesbos ok?)

The reason given for the decision was that "membership has declined by about a third over the last few years". Really?

WELL NO GODDAMN WONDER YOU FUCKING NUMB NUTS! "THE LAST FEW YEARS" ARE THE YEARS YOU SUCCUMBED TO ALL THE PRESSURE FROM THE LEFT AND GOT PARENTS WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING THEIR KID WITH PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE THINKING ABOUT GIVING A MERIT BADGE FOR ADVANCED SODOMY.  

Well, congratulations. I doubt even California has enough whack-a-doodle-doos to sustain more than a few troops based on the insane policies you've been bullied into by the pervert Left. There are some who say that girls "deserve the opportunity" to become vested with the prestigious rank of Eagle Scout; which males have for decades found looks great on one's resume'. But by the time y'all finish fucking up the Scouts, that Eagle badge won't mean a damn thing, even if you upgrade it to a neck order. Thanks for destroying a piece of America. Idiots.

Next up:

STUPID ASS ARGUMENTS FOR "GUN CONTROL"

Almost all arguments put forth by the ASPs and the rest of the anti gun crowd fit this description, but here's a few snappy answers to the dumbest of them:

"THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN TO PROTECT THE KEEPING AND BEARING OF SINGLE-SHOT MUZZLE LOADING FLINTLOCKS"
AND
"THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE CONSTITUTION COULD NOT HAVE FORESEEN MODERN WEAPONRY"
AND
"OKAY, SO I GUESS WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR FLAMETHROWERS AND BAZOOKAS. I GUESS I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A HYDROGEN BOMB!"

(1) The term "arms" in the Second Amendment means everything up to and including the weapons issued to a modern Light Infantryman. Then it was a flintlock and a bayonet. Today it's a select-fire assault rifle. 

(2) They could not have foreseen TV, the radio, movies and the Internet, either. So do you think we should limit freedom of the press to mimeographed pamphlets?

(3)No, idiot. Flamethrowers and bazookas are specialized weapons not generally issued to every soldier. And neither, of course, is a hydrogen bomb. Stupid ass. 

Hope this gives you some power to deal with the idiots who try to brainwash folks with the idiocy of the Left.


Wednesday, October 4, 2017

AS USUAL, THE ANTI-GUN LEFT STARTS UP WITH POLITICS BEFORE THE BODIES ARE COOL

Yes, good readers; in the wake of the horrendous slaughter in Las Vegas the American Statist Progressives wasted no time in stirring up the emotions of as many as possible in an attempt to get "emergency legislation" passed. 

Even as this is being written we still do not feel we have enough facts to write in detail about this. The Left is far less concerned with the facts and as with every single shooting is going to milk it to the max to try to get pressure on for the passage of ill considered legislation.

One thing we DO know is that the ASPs have marshaled ever resource they have, including "progressive" clergymen with their own agendas. A group of these met at Washington National Cathedral, and some schlemiel of a rabbi intoned that the common denominator of the killers was "Not income or political affiliation...Nor mental health nor zip code.. but GUNS! GUNS, GUNS, GUNS!" We would like to address this rabbi:

Hey, Mr. Clergyman! guess what you left out? THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IS EVIL, WHICH YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH. 

Funny how nobody wants to deal with good and evil, isn't it?

Friday, September 22, 2017

SEPTEMBER 23RD 2017: RELAX, FOLKS, THE PLANET WON'T EXPLODE TOMORROW

We have been hearing comments about tomorrow bringing dire events on the Planet Earth. Relax.

The first comment was that some "mystery planet" would collide with ours. That's a lot of hooey (rhymes with "phooey"). I guess since the Weekly World News went out of business (do we ever miss Ed Anger!) the folks peddling imminent catastrophe and "Bible foods to keep you young" have turned to the Internet to peddle their garbage. 

The second comment may have some actual Biblical significance, such as heralding the onset of the "Tribulation" which will precede Armageddon. It concerns a constellation and the planetary motions around it which seem to recap the story of the Virgin Mary, the birth of Jesus, and Satan's attempt to destroy Jesus before he could complete His sacrificial mission. In the end, the constellation representing Satan throws one third of the stars to Earth (symbolic of the angels who joined Satan in his mutiny against God) and ends with the warning: "Woe to the inhabitants of the Earth! For the Devil has come down to you having great wrath; for he knoweth his time is short". 

The following interpretation of this event is mine alone:

This celestial event is a sign that the end times are coming rapidly. The main event of the end will be an attack on Israel to be carried out by Russia, China, Iran and their allies, of course with Satan urging it all on. Before this will be the reign of the Antichrist and the famous 666 that everyone will have to be marked with to buy food or pay rent. Before that will be the Rapture of the believers out of these troubles. This Rapture might happen tomorrow, or not. But this heavenly sign doesn't mean the world will end tonight.

Only that it's getting very, very close. And one only need to look at the news to confirm that.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

PRESIDENT TRUMP SOCKS IT TO UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY BUT GOOD

Yesterday President Donald John Trump addressed the General Assembly of the United Nations and delivered a speech that knocked the ball out of the park. We didn't comment on it as we wanted to sample the unhinged reactions of the ASPs (American Statist Progressives) to the speech first. The ASPs did not disappoint.

Particularly Trump's excoriation of socialism was treated as a fart at a Holy Communion service. He also called Islamic Extremism by its name as the enemy.  And he warned the Norks that if they continued to follow "Rocket Man" Kim Jong Un that they would share his grave. 

President Trump plainly laid out his position on dealing with threats to America and her allies. We believe that he gave new hope to those in Iran who wish to overthrow the deranged theocrats who bear rule in that benighted nation.

So too bad ASPs. Trump made it plain that these nutball dictatorships have gotten their last free blow job from an American President in a good, long time. 

Hail Trump!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

TOYS R US EMPLOYEES BEWARE OF THIS BANKRUPTCY SCHEME

If you work for "Toys "R" us particularly in Virginia, you are doubtless aware that the company is filing for bankruptcy protection. They may be about to pull a little scam to screw you out of unemployment benefits. Here's how it works (Magruders pulled this same crap):

They'll tell you that the company is "reorganizing" under Chapter 11 and say that a new company will be formed and in order to b e considered you must resign and re-apply.

WARNING! DO NOT RESIGN! IN VIRGINIA YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS IF YOU RESIGN AND IF TOYS ARE US DOES WHAT MAGRUDERS DID THEY WILL WAIT UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS RESIGNED AND SCREWED THEMSELVES OUT OF UNEMPLOYMENT AND OTHER BENEFITS AND THEN CHANGE FROM CHAPTER 11 REORGANIZATION TO STRAIGHT CHAPTER 7 LIQUIDATION.

Do not fall for this dirty trick, and don't believe the suits when they tell you everything's fine. It's not. Be careful and don't resign until you've found something else. Lotsa luck.

ANGRY MOB OF ILLEGALS SHOUTS DOWN NANCY PELOSI FOR WORKING WITH TRUMP

You see, Gentle Readers, we told you so!

Just like in Hunt for Red October, President Trump has turned the torpedo coming for him right back at the enemy, and it has blown up in their faces. Yesterday Nancy Pelosi sought to have a press conference when a mob of illegals showed up and started shouting her down for the crime of having even met with Trump about anything at all. We believe President Trump knew exactly what would happen when he allowed himself to be seen eating and perceived to be negotiating with Pelosi and Schumer. These illegals are largely ignorant and are rightly suspicious that the Democrats are just using them and will toss them under the ICE bus as soon as they are inconvenient.

People, President Trump knows the Democrat playbook, having been one. And he knows how they perceive the "little guys" they are trying to "help". He knew this would happen, and now Pelosi and Schumer are catching hell from these illegals who thought that the Democrats were there to help them. 

Heading 3-1-5! 


Friday, September 15, 2017

TRUMP MAKES HIS HEADING 3-1-5, REPUBLICANS FREAK

Remember the movie "Hunt for Red October"? Sean Connery plays a Russian officer who wants to defect and give a top-secret nuclear ballistic missile sub to the United States. The Soviets guess his game and send an attack sub to destroy both him and Red October. Eventually the attack sub, captained by a young officer who had studied under him at the Soviet Naval Academy, launches a torpedo at Red October. Connery's character instructs the American at the helm to head right into the torpedo, saying: "Make your heading 3-1-5. As the Russians and Americans sweat and count down the seconds to impact, Connery makes small talk. And when the torpedo hits, it does not explode but breaks apart. Connery explains that he knows the other boat's captain as he taught him at the Academy and knew he would set the torpedo to arm itself at a certain point, thus he guided Red October to meet the torpedo head-on before it was armed, destroying it. Later the opposing captain fires again and Connery, knowing he won't make the same mistake twice, executes a series of maneuvers that cause the opposing sub to become the target of the torpedo. The opposing sub is killed by her own weapon.

Similarly, a few days ago President Trump had dinner with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer and let it slip that some deals had been made. Most conservative talk hosts and the entire Republican establishment is freaking out. 

Relax, folks.

President Trump knows Pelosi. He knows Schumer. He used to be a Democrat and knows the playbook. And he is well aware that Pelosi and Schumer want to destroy him. 

Let the Captain make the heading 3-1-5. He knows what he's doing.

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