Thursday, September 20, 2018


Madam Doctor Ford;

We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, having heard all the evidence available concerning your allegation about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavenaugh, and as a former law enforcement officer  have concluded that you are full of crap. However, we also believe your life may be in grave danger, and not from conservatives but from the "progressives" of the Democrat Party. We are not writing here to argue the details of your allegations, but to warn you of what may be done to you by those who are currently using you to derail Mr. Judge Kavenaugh's confirmation. 

My, my Dr. Ford. Did you REALLY expect that all you needed do was throw out a "she-said" accusation and it would be accepted at face value? More importantly did you know the kind of people you were getting involved with and what their motives truly are?  Do you not know that the stakes here are PARAMOUNT to the objectives of the Democrat American Statist Progressives. A dependable majority of the Court would be indispensable to their ramming their agenda down the throats of the American People. And they will stop at nothing bar nothing to attain this, including bloody foul murder, if need be. 

Consider this: Did you find and hire that lawyer of yours on your own, or was she recommended to you by some member of the Democrat Party? Your advisors and counselors in this matter, have you known them before, or are they Democrat Party operatives you hereunto have not met? Are they providing places for you to stay and directing your movements to "help" you? Dear Dr. Ford, THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ACHIEVING THEIR GOAL OF CONTROL OF THE COURTS! And if your sudden violent death (or suicide) would help them do this, do you or do you not think they would not think twice about it? If the only way to keep up this stall would be a headline in a special edition of the Washington Post saying "KAVENAUGH ACCUSER FOUND DEAD IN WASHINGTON ALLEY" (which would likely put off the vote for at least another couple of weeks); do you think the Democrats would hesitate for a second to arrange it? We believe it likely that that contingency has already been arranged, to be used if need be. 

We do not want you dead, Dr. Ford. Your interference in this matter rankles us to no end, and we support President Trump and Mr. Judge Kavenaugh. But take steps to protect yourself from your new "friends". If they can only stop Kavenaugh's confirmation by sacrificing your life, we believe they will do it. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE. WE ARE SERIOUS. PROTECT YOURSELF!! You have chosen to dance with Satan. He doesn't give a damn about you.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018


Heavens to Murgatroyd. All this nonsense in the political arena and now we have a hurricane to deal with. Florence (Or just to be friendly, "Flo") is headed at last glance for the border between the Carolinas, where she is predicted to rapidly weaken to a Category 1 and then turn west by northwest through South Carolina into Tennessee, becoming a tropical system in the process. We probably can tell Flo to "kiss our grits" here in the D.C. area, but still everybody who has Trump Derangement Syndrome around here and in the media nationwide is making plans to blame President Trump no matter what happens. Just today a leftist publication announced that "Yet again" the East Coast is being "threatened" by a major hurricane and that "Trump is complicit". ("Yet again"? The East Coast has not been hit by a hurricane for a record 11 years!)

Trump is to blame for a hurricane? These people are insane. Nevertheless, whatever happens the media will find the worst result and harp on it, even if the worst that happens is some kid's treehouse was blown to flinders while he was safely with his parents in Ohio, they'll make a big deal out of it. And if a high pressure system arises and just blows the whole storm back out to sea, It'll be Trump's fault for ginning up such a disruptive panic. And if a thousand people die and the lights go out some places for days, boy will the leftists make a fine hash out of that.

Well, we heard on Rush that some kook study has found that hurricanes with female names are the most destructive. We also know they are running out of names to use. Here's an idea: Corporate sponsorship of hurricanes. Here's how it would work: A corporation would donate 25 million to FEMA for the right to the name of the storm. Then they could say for example:"This natural disaster brought to you by Nike shoes." See, I got the idea because Nike is already sponsoring the Colin Kaepernick disaster......

Get it? Forget it.


Sunday, September 2, 2018


We are aware that we haven't been publishing new stuff for a while. But seeing as how we have to work to stay alive, and seeing as how the news is gushing out and changing often the same day it has been announced, it's just not possible for us to put in the time to write about this or that person saying thus and so, only to have this retracted before day's end.  Currently if we were to make a movie about for example the Mueller probe, we'd have to bring back the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges to play the main figures. 

However, we are convinced that this whole thing is actually the death throes of the Washington political establishment, as they try madly to hang ANYTHING on President Trump. And they have destroyed not a few good people in their quest to oust Trump and they will fail. 

There is a Red Tsunami coming in November, and not a "blue wave". Remember that this blog was one of the first nationwide to predict Trump's victory and how he would do it. The Democrat Party has been giving voice to every whack-a-doodle moron in the country. Their "ANTIFA" thugs (comprised of the worst of the "Occupy" hoodlums) wreak havoc wherever they go, acting just like the Sturmabtielung thugs Hitler used to fight in the streets. Their shills on TV are snarky, smarmy and off-putting and their "demands" are ridiculous. The American people do NOT like this behavior, nor do they like the Democrat affinity for illegal aliens and flag-disrespecting overpaid footballers. They clutch at straws to try to hang a "racist" jacket on a conservative Republican who said that Socialism would "monkey things up" --- because the Democrat opposing him is black. 

The Democrat party should have learned from Trump's election that people are tired of the stupid crap they pull. But no, the Democrats are doubling down on it. Our prediction: In November a 50 seat net gain for Republicans and a 13 seat gain in the Senate for Republicans. Now lets see how things shake out!

Monday, August 27, 2018


America lost a great patriot and hero this weekend with the passing of John S. McCain (R-Arizona).  

Mr. McCain has most recently been noted for his opposition to President Donald Trump, who has had for some time an axe to grind with Senator McCain. It was McCain who started the "Russian Collusion" canard rolling when he obtained a copy of the infamous Steele dossier and  gave it to then FBI director James Comey. 

But in our opinion, Trump's decision to disrespect McCain by flying the flag at half-staff for only two days after his death was petty and not worthy of the President of these United States. (President Trump has since come to his senses and ordered the flag to fly at half staff until Senator Mc Cain is buried).

Although we did not often agree with Senator McCain's political positions, he was and remains an American military hero of the first water. He endured savage and brutal torture at the hands of the North Vietnamese government. In the end, he cracked and signed a coerced "confession" of "war crimes". 

We are a member of an organization called "Oath Keepers". This is an organization of people who have taken an Oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against 'ALL enemies foreign and domestic". Certain of this group have called McCain a traitor for breaking under severe torture and claim the North Vietnamese call him "Songbird" for revealing military secrets under torture. We seriously doubt these claims. These claims state that McCain gave the enemy information about deployments of American forces and demonstrated how American weaponry could be defeated, etc.  These claims were made by the Communist generals themselves. We do not believe them. 

Also, McCain was offered release from captivity by the North Vietnamese because he was the son of an American admiral. He refused to be released until all his fellow prisoners were released. Nobody would have blamed him had he accepted. But he stood fast with his fellow warriors. He acquitted himself honorably as a POW.

John McCain served his country all his life. While we do not agree with every position he has held, still we say that he was an American hero and patriot. To his loved ones we offer condolences. and our hope is that his rest is sweet and peaceful. 

He has earned it.

Thursday, August 16, 2018


American "soul music" artist and cultural icon Aretha Franklin passed away today after a brief but grave illness. Specifics of that illness have not been made available at the time of this writing. She passed away at her home in Detroit, we are given to understand. 

Aretha Franklin's singing helped bridge America's racial divide back in the mid-1960s to the early 1970s. Her lyrics spoke to a common human experience and the hurts and joys felt by every human being, no matter his or her race. 

Franklin first sang gospel tunes and she wore her Christian faith on her sleeve, so to speak. She never sang about "Hos" "Bitches" "Niggas" or big ol' butts. She was never crass or crude.

What a contrast to the musical fare presented to us these days. The Lord gave us Aretha, and the Lord has taken her away. And doubtless she would like us all to say: Blessed Be The Name Of the LORD.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018


Yesterday after his Helsinki summit with Russian leader Vladimir Putin President Trump announced that he saw no reason to believe that Russia would have meddled with the 2016 Presidential elections. This statement caused a complete meltdown of the Left. 

Trump was called a "traitor" by former Obama CIA chief and commie rat Brennan. Some Tennessee senator named Cohen (democrat) called for the military to step in and depose President Trump. His statement was called the equivalent of every disaster and atrocity from 9-11-2001 to the Kennedy assassinations to Pearl Harbor and even (WTF?) Kristallnacht, the Nazi pogrom that was a prelude to the Holocaust. 
The President let these fools percolate for about 24 hours before he explained that in an attempt to avoid a "double negative" in his speech he had misspoken and meant to say "WOULDN'T". 

We believe the President knew EXACTLY what he was doing and how these fools would react. We admit we were flummoxed at first, but then we decided to wait and see what President Trump had up his sleeve. Now these Lefties have been exposed as dangerous nutbars. Republicans may well have a more solid majority in the Senate as well as the House in November if the idiot Democrats keep talking like this. Keep it up, fools. Keep it up.

Saturday, June 30, 2018


Today marks the 33rd anniversary of the day 13 year old Ryan White got thrown out of school because he was infected with HIV. White had been diagnosed just six months before, and had been given only six months to live. As it finally turned out, Ryan lived to be 18 and passed from this world one month before he would have graduated high school.

Ryan was a native Indianan as am I. He was born in Kokomo and spent the majority of his short life there. He died in Indianapolis, where coincidentally I was born. 

Ryan was a hemophiliac; commonly known as a "bleeder"; and contracted HIV - then commonly called AIDS - from a tainted blood product. But in 1985 people were scared and many were fearful that AIDS could be transmitted via sneezing and coughing. And in a darker vein, crackpots believed that one had to be homosexual to catch the disease and believed that Ryan was gay and receiving "God's punishment in his body". A year-long court battle ensued, and Ryan was finally permitted to attend school again. 

That didn't end Ryan's battle. It was only the beginning. He was required to use separate restrooms and "excused" from gym with its requirement to shower with the other boys. He was also treated as a pariah by many. His story became national news. His family ultimately decided to move elsewhere when some ignoramus fired a bullet into his home in the dead of night.

The family moved to Cicero, Indiana where people were more educated and accepting. He quickly became an international celebrity and a spokesman for victims of his disease. Michael Jackson gave him a 1968 Mustang, Elton John lent his mother money for a down-payment for a house in Cicero and donated the re-payment to Ryan's sister's college fund. 

But Ryan always was emphatic that he would have very happily given up all this to be free of his disease. 

He contributed so much to the erasure of the ignorance and fear surrounding this poorly understood and feared virus. And he suffered so greatly. The actions of the people of Kokomo made me almost ashamed to be a native Indianan.

Ryan White made me proud to be a native of Indiana again.

At some point in this controversy the Washington City Paper wrote an article about Ryan and his struggle. In response I wrote a letter to the editor. An excerpt:

"And through all this, this brave young Hoosier displays the qualities of our finest young men, smiling and taking the blows of the disease and the harassment and court battles seemingly in stride. 

The Flag of the State of Indiana is a torch aflame surrounded by stars. The torch is Hope piercing the darkness of ignorance and despair. And the highest star today belongs to Ryan White."

I hope I meet you in Heaven, Ryan.


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