NEW COCKTAIL INVENTED IN HONOR OF HELEN THOMAS

WE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP ANNOUNCE THE INVENTION OF A NEW COCKTAIL IN HONOR OF HELEN THOMAS, the "veteran whitehouse reporter" who recently said that the Jews should "get the hell out" of Israel and go back to Poland and Germany. Why there she did not say, but from her tone presumably it was so the job begun in the 1930s could be finished.

So we announce the cocktail we call "The Screwy Old Bitch": Pour two shots of vodka over ice in a tall glass and serve.

You see, it's basically a Screwdriver without any juice. (Juice, Jews,.....Get it? Forget it.)