tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65164698312323092672024-03-05T00:04:02.936-05:00THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOPAN INDEPENDENT WEB LOG.
ESSAYS, SATIRE AND RANTS WITH AN UNAPOLOGETIC CONSERVATIVE/NATIONALIST SLANT. FOUNDED DECEMBER 27 IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2008.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger666125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-79934622947545729912021-09-24T14:47:00.001-04:002021-09-24T14:47:28.600-04:00THE 28TH AMENDMENT: A MODEST PROPOSITION<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">How to handle the disaster that is "President" Joseph Robinette Biden? A simple removal from office in an impeachment or a 25th Amendment action would leave us with President Kamala Harris, an even more dangerous nincompoop. And if we got rid of HER, we would have the spectre of Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office. Fortunately the Founders of our blessed Republic </span> <span style="font-size: large;">provided a solution to just such an emergency. Article V of the Constitution provides that the legislatures of 3/4ths of the Several States may call a convention to propose Amendments without so much as a by your leave to the increasingly corrupt Congress. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">With that in mind, we at the Alexandria Daily Poop endorse such a convention and offer the following Amendment for the consideration of the Convention: </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>IN COLUMBUS, OHIO</b></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>THE LEGSILATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES ASSEMBLED PROPOSE FOR RATIFICATION THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA</b>:</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; in the National Elections of 2020 Joseph Robinette Biden was elected President of the United States and</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; Said Joseph Robinette Biden has shown himself to be completely unsuited to hold said office and</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; should said Joseph Robinette Biden be removed, the persons in the line of succession to the Office of the Presidency are likely to be similarly incompetent if not worse and</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; The electoral process in the 2020 elections was rife with opportunities for election fraud in the name of stopping a pandemic disease, which opportunities have cast a shadow on the legitimacy of the voting process and</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; the occupancy of the Office of the Presidency by Joseph Robinette Biden presents an historic, unprecedented and clear existential threat to the Republic and</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">WHEREAS; the elevation of the next three persons in the line of succession to said office in the case of removal of Joseph Robinette Biden would only maintain or worsen such threat;</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">NOW THEREFORE WE THE DELEGATES REPRESENTING THE LEGISLATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES, SITTING IN COVENTION TO PROPOSE AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES AS AUTHORIZED BY ARTICLE FIVE OF SAID CONSTITUTION DO PUT FORTH FOR RATIFICATION BY THE SEVERAL STATES THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT, TITLED:</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>THE 2020 ELECTION RECALL AND REFORM AMENDMENT</b></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HEREBY OVERTURNED AND THE RESULT DECLARED NULL AND VOID</b></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">The Presidency and Vice Presidency shall be immediately returned to Donald John Trump and Michael Richard Pence; and they shall each be entitled to seek re-election to a full term after serving the remainder of the present term, any provision in this Constitution to the contrary</span><span style="font-size: xx-large;"> notwithstanding. President Trump and Vice President Pence shall be sworn in and assume office within 24 hours of the ratification of this Amendment. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">All other 2020 election results shall not be affected by this provision.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">II</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">All elections for Federal office shall be held on a date certain, and so-called "Early voting" shall be expressly prohibited; and NO "absentee ballots" shall be issued but for certified good and proper evidence that the voter cannot be present to vote in person, supported by oath or affirmation; and seeking an absentee ballot for any other purpose shall be deemed attempted election fraud and be punishable by imprisonment for two to ten years and a fine of not less than one hundred thousand dollars. And all persons upon appearing to vote in person or requesting an absentee ballot shall be required to present an identification document having a photograph of the holder issued by the State, or the Federal or District or Territorial government having authority in the jurisdiction wherein said voter resides. </span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">III</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">The provisions of this Amendment shall take effect IMMEDIATELY after its Ratification by this Convention.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: xx-large;">Just a modest proposition.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-82086081218645789272021-09-12T12:00:00.002-04:002021-09-12T12:00:26.401-04:00MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PANDEMIC<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">"President" Biden knows how badly he screwed the pooch in Afghanistan. He had such visions of him giving a "I won the war" speech to an adoring public; but now everyone thinks of him as - as one wag put it - an old bag of rotten oatmeal. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">So now he's gonna show US who needs a scolding! He has in the past couple days unleashed a dictator-like program designed to force everybody to get a vaccine for Covid-19 whether they need one or not and whether they can take it without worse-than-the-disease complications. Either that or in some cases he's willing to "allow" people to be exempt IF they take once-weekly nose swabs for testing. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">He claims the vaccine is safe and effective against even the "new variant" but that 25% of the population is unvaccinated and they are the festering open sore of the pandemic. But he doesn't mention the people who have had Covid and possess a more robust and longer lasting "natural immunity".</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">And of course - in the name of "protecting the (what else?) children we still need to fuck with the goddam masks. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Now, if Biden is so damned concerned with "Keeping us safe", THEN WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS HE LETTING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF UNVACCINATED UNTESTED AND UNVETTED FORIEGNERS INTO OUR SOUTHERN BORDERS? <span> Not to mention the refugees from Afghanistan whose numbers have included at least four cases of measles and Gawd knows what else. Plus, these are unvetted also. Are we importing agents of what serves the Taliban as secret police? Is Biden allowing terrorists into our nation? We don't know.</span></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">And neither does Biden. Nor does he care. He only cares about his own power and his own hide. We are leery of waiting for the 2022 elections to throw a check on him and even if he is impeached or unseated using the 25th Amendment each person in the line of succession is worst than the previous one. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Biden has done so much damage that we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop think an Article V Convention should be called specifically to draft and ratify an amendment overturning the 2020 elections and returning the Presidency to Trump and Pence.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">What a huge stinking mess from this old bag of rotten oatmeal. </span> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-44721052022087310732021-09-11T16:53:00.000-04:002021-09-11T16:53:14.198-04:00ON THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 9-11 TERROR ATTACKS<p> <span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">We remember those desperate days on and following September 11 2001, much as our parents remember(ed) the last time something even remotely like this happened on December 7 1941. And it is just and fitting that we remember both. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">But 20 years after Pearl Harbor I was 8 years old. And there were remembrances held, but nothing like this. Because by that time we had vanquished the Germans and the Japanese and were occupying to make sure they behaved. For us it started in winter 1941 and less than 4 years later we had finished it. We went in mad as hell and killed and killed and destroyed until we had taken the starch out of the enemy. The effort cost us nearly half a million dead and nearly twice that wounded. And we dropped nuclear weapons not once but twice on Japan to get the suicidal fanatics to give up.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">But in the Second World War, we didn't have to much contend with the International Left; who were pretty much okay with the likes of Hitler until he attacked the Soviet Union after which time he became a no-good son of a bitch to them. (We did have one congressperson, Jeanette Rankin; who voted "nay" on declaring war on Japan and had to hide in a phone booth until she was rescued by Capitol Police) </span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">But other than Rankin, we had very little trouble out of the "Peacnik" crowd. Defeatist talk was frowned upon to say the least, and if ANYONE had started mewling about how we needed to understand why the Japanese didn't like us, he or she would have been lucky to only receive a good tarring and feathering. We did the job at hand and Japan surrendered. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">The Taliban, on the other hand, never surrendered. And we had a plan to withdraw in an orderly fashion and let the Afghan Defense Forces complete the pacification of these savages. But Biden managed to turn it into a rout ending with a Taliban victory. And sooner or later we are going to have to go back and do the job right. And with this weaker-than-water "President", it'll probably be sooner. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">And when the time comes, let us hope that the "WE need to understand them" crowd is told to shaddap. We need the next engagement to be one which will make Operation Barbarossa look like a toddler's birthday party. And fight it so that less than 4 years after it begins we can have a memorial celebration and not a funeral remembrance of a defeat. </span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-43916877257936065732021-07-09T14:28:00.001-04:002021-07-09T14:28:28.445-04:00A RAY OF HOPE<p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">Well, gentle readers we have not posted in many months. The recent elections and the Kung Flu plague and its consequences have greatly disheartened us. But looking at things as they now stand, even with the weakest "President" in history at the National helm, as a staggering reeling nation slowly crawls out from under the "emergency mandates" and masks imposed on everyone by Government officers drunk on the power that they supposed this "pandemic" conferred on them;</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">Even as the Democrat Party obsesses over a minor riot in the Capitol Building even as they continue to gloss over the riots around the country wherein the mob attempted to burn Federal and local government buildings, using lasers to blind the cops and in one instance came so close to breaching the White House security barrier that the Secret Service had to evacuate President Trump and his family to the bunker;</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">Even as the Left through its academic arm tries to convince children that they can be whatever sex they feel like; and that America is an evil country founded on the enslavement of black people to farm land stolen from the aboriginal peoples; all of it, all of it;</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">Still we are convinced that we are seeing the fury of an ideology scorned. The Founders designed our political system to make these radicals do exactly what they are doing now: they know that after they had captured the White House, the House and the Senate by using every dirty trick and sneaky maneuver they could think of, that they would have a very short period of time to cement their cause; seeing that every seat in the House is up for grabs every two years but only one third of the Senate; and the Presidency lasts for four years. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">This is a quandry the Left has been stymied by time and again. And so they have attempted to ram through bills that would have enabled the packing of the Supreme Court, eliminated the "filibuster", and eviscerated ballot security in elections to enable cheating. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">Still there remained this tiny two year window to accomplish all this mischief; and as usual the radicals moved far too fast and exposed who they were and are to the American people. And unfortunately for them their plans alarmed not a few of their own party. Now the line must be held for just more than a year. Except in the Commonwealth of Virginia, where the abominable Terry McAuliffe is trying for a second non consecutive term. The Governorship is being hotly contested by a man named Youngkin who as of today is gathering wide support from parents who are worried about the things the Left wants to put their kids through. Our election will be held in November, so watch what Virginia does. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: times; font-size: large;">The months leading up to November 2022 are going to be painful, no doubt about it. but the Left is foundering, trying to claim that they were never against voter ID and that is was the REPUBLICANS who started the "defund the police" movement. It's their classic ploy of "when something goes wrong blame the Republicans" and never in our lifetime has this strategy been so clumsily and vainly executed. Keep the faith. We are.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-55946163939238519692021-03-25T23:34:00.003-04:002021-03-25T23:34:33.543-04:00<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>THE PROBLEM: MOB RULE</b></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Yes, Gentle Readers, we have hesitated to post lo these many days because of the relentless shower of - words fail us - shit that has been happening in these United States. We have thought long and hard about what is the common thread that runs through this national horror in which we find ourselves in the midst of. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">We have a weak as water "President" who has undertaken to invite anyone who wants to enter via our Southern border to just come in; and when this became an obvious catastrophe tried to back off and say he didn't really mean it - except that he did - and tried to fob the whole unsightly dangerous mess on President Trump. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">"President" Joe Biden has nominated and pushed through woefully inadequate and cartoonish sexual perverts to key Cabinet positions; such as homosexual Pete Buttigeg, former Mayor of the City of South Bend, Indiana as Secretary of Transportation (though he couldn't even fill potholes adequately); and one "Dr," Rachel Levine who was born male but who insists everyone call him a female as Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">When the police find it needful to use firearms or force to keep the peace, woe betide them if the person they find it needful to forcibly pacify is black. That person automatically becomes a saint. One Michael Brown tried to take a police officer's firearm and was justifiably shot to death, and winds up being described as a "gentle giant" even though minutes before he had executed a force and violence robbery of an Asian shopkeeper to obtain cigar leaves in which to roll "blunt" marijuana cigarettes. In response a mob burned Ferguson, Missouri to the ground.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Memorably, in Minneapolis, Minnesota t two-bit fentanyl soaked hoodlum named George Floyd tried to pass a fake bill at a convenience store. It fell to a white Minneapolis cop named Chauvin to apprehend him. Floyd was EXTREMELY uncooperative during the entire encounter, which ended with Officer Chauvin kneeling on his neck to control him (Which by the way may very well have been Hoyle with MPD regulations). </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Minneapolis exploded with mob rioting. And there is serious doubt as to whether he can get a fair trial just based on the nationwide passions which have been stirred by this incident. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Somewhere in the middle of this a coronavirus set off a worldwide pandemic. Businesses were closed, restaurants went out if business and everyone was ordered to wear face masks to "Stop the spread". The narrative was passed around that mask wearers were protecting others from their ability to spread the virus, thus setting off a situation where mask-wearers were enabled to self-righteously denigrate those who did not wear a mask. In multiple incidents, punches were thrown. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Then in Seattle, Washington and Portland, Oregon mobs rioted and were allowed to raise hell for months on end. They shot explosive fireworks at the Federal Courthouse in Portland and tried to lock police officers in a precinct house in Seattle and BURN IT DOWN WITH THE OFFICERS TRAPPED INSIDE! How did the media describe these hoodlums? AS "MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTESTERS". In a pig's eye, they were. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Then came the riots - ditto described as "mostly peaceful protests" - RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE NORTHWEST. At one point the "peaceful protestors" undertook to ASSAULT THE WHITE HOUSE prompting the Secret Service to usher the First Family into a bunker designed to withstand a nuclear attack. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Now, Supreme Court justices must take into account that the mob will pay them and their families an unwelcome and possibly deadly visit should they rule "the wrong way". Ditto individual Congressmen and Senators. And the violent mob has so far almost killed Republican representative Steve Scalise and Dr. Rand Paul just for their views. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">How long are we going to put up with this nonsense?</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-24238768524633623562021-02-22T14:57:00.004-05:002021-02-22T14:57:59.689-05:00<p> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM </b></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Yes, gentle readers; we haven't written here for a while because sheer idiocy on an unprecedented scale seems to have been taking place in our government and our society. And not all the nuttiness is coming from the Left, either. There exists a bunch of nuts who STILL think former President Trump can manage to upend the 2020 election and take over on the former Inauguration Day of March 5th. From what we can make out, a combination of these nuts and a sprinkling of racist groups were corralled and led by<i> agents provocatures</i> from the ANTIFA group and whipped into a mob which stormed the United States Capitol building and wrought havoc before being brought under control. Little good did it do them or anyone else; the election of Joe Biden to the White House was duly certified on schedule. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Then and only then was the National Guard called in and fences topped with razor wire erected surrounding the Capitol. That was a month and change ago and today the fences stand and the District of Columbia is still chock-a-block with armed Guardsmen. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">The fences have managed to keep out and confuse members of the D.C. City Council; who claim that what with the fences they cannot access the Capitol to present the Congress with legislation that must be reviewed by the Congress before it is enacted. And somehow the honorable members of the Council have referenced their inability to make a simple telephone call to arrange access as a reason they must be granted Statehood. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">And since he was inaugurated, Biden has busied himself with issuing executive orders the way the Treasury prints money when he is not engaged in stuffing his administration with the biggest collection of nincompoops and freaks in the history of this country. Chief among these is the Secretary of Health and Human Services, a "trans" woman who is about as convincing a woman as Milton Berle in drag only not funny at all. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">We fear that the warning given by former White House resident Barack Hussein Obama is about to be borne out. Just before Joe Biden threw his hat in the ring last year, Obama warned that we should "Never underestimate (Biden's) ability to fuck things up". </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Indeed.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">So now, gentle readers, we have established that we haven't been just sitting by playing solitaire while the Government burns. It's just been happening too fast to get a handle on it; but now we believe we can start writing on it again. This is the base of the mess we will be dealing with. See you soon.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-48342022779236783892021-02-17T22:03:00.002-05:002021-02-17T22:03:36.561-05:00<p><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>CONSERVATIVE VOICE OF FREEDOM RUSH LIMBAUGH DEAD OF CANCER AT AGE 70</b></span></p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Rush Limbaugh, the conservative radio host who founded talk radio out of the ruins of the "Fairness Doctrine"</span> <span style="font-size: large;">and taught two generations of up and coming conservatives about our values and the tactics of the Left (anong many other things) passed away esrly this morning.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">His death was announced by his widow at the opening of his show. It came as a shock to all concerned. We all knew Rush had cancer and we all knew it was terminal, but we all hoped for just one more day, one more week, one more month. Sadly there are no more. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">We first heard of Rush Limbaugh courtesy of a leftist alternate newspaper which called his show "Right wing brain vomit". The next day we were scanning through the AM radio channels and came upon a satirical presentation asking why it was needful to teach kiddies about condoms by teaching them using one and a banana as a prop. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Naturally he was called among other things the Left's favorite epithet "racist"; but after one listen to his show it was evident to any but the blindest that he was anything but. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">It is incumbent on we who live on to put his precepts into practice; to spread the philosophy and reasoning of conservatism and to defend the Constitution from the pack who are no doubt even now salivating as they think their old enemy is dead. He is not. He lives on having taught 30 years worth of listeners how to deal with the threats to freedom we face today. The time for weeping is over. It's time to get busy.</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-18608584502238759622020-12-15T16:27:00.008-05:002020-12-15T16:30:46.370-05:00<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>SUCKER!</b></span> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Not a whole lot of people under the age of 50 will "get" the cultural reference contained herein, so we shall explain briefly: </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Back when we were a kid and cartoons were not reviewed by a board of headshrinkers and political correctness commissars, there was a theme of say, a smartass jug eared mouse being chased by a stupid pussycat. The cat chased the mouse into a hollow log that exited beyond the lip of a cliff. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">The mouse emerged and pushed the hollow log around 180 degrees so that the pussycat would emerge into empty space with a long fall beneath him. The mouse then re-entered the log BEHIND the pussycat. And when the pussycat emerged and realized he had stepped out into thin air and was about to fall, the mouse stuck out his head and addressed the pussycat thusly: "SSSSSUCKEEERRRR!" </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">After which the pussycat looked at the audience, realized he had been had, and fell</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Got the image? Good. That is how the Democrat Party views all you "never Trumpers" and others who were deceived into delivering enough votes for Biden to cover the cheating and fraud that enabled Biden's obtainment of a 270 vote Electoral College majority. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">There's more to come - believe us - but just as one example, remember how President Trump endorsed hydroxychloroquine as a miracle treatment for the Kung Flu? And remember how this was denounced as Trump endorsing poison? Well, guess what, idiots?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">The AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION today WITHDREW its formal objection to the use of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for extreme symptoms of COVID 19 and endorsed its use. How many people could have survived that were unable to get HCQ? And this is just the tip of the iceberg that's coming your way. Oh, ye </span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">SSSUCKKKEEERRRSSS!</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-24690753185260600592020-12-13T13:30:00.000-05:002020-12-13T13:30:00.575-05:00AN OPEN LETTER TO THE 2020 UNITED STATES ELECTORAL COLLEGE<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Tomorrow, December 14 2020 you will meet and take an historic vote. As things stand a majority of you are "pledged" to cast your votes for Joseph Robinette Biden as the man who will succeed Donald John Trump as President of the United States. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">However, none of you has been living sequestered all this time. Surely you can see how flawed this election has been and with what odor of corruption, deciet and mistake it has been conducted. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">And surely you have been able to see how massively flawed a candidate Biden is and remains, with ties to his own son's criminal dealings and - worse - ties to Communist China that are sketchy to say the least. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">So, tomorrow when you vote, ABSTAIN from voting, denying Biden a victory AND not handing an electoral victory to President Trump, either; but throwing this election into the House of Representatives where it can be straightened out in the open and above board. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">It's your American duty.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-57647169848910949252020-11-10T19:14:00.003-05:002020-11-10T19:14:47.816-05:00<p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">COVID-19: THE WORLD'S FIRST POLITICAL PLAGUE (OUTSIDE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY).</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">GENTLE READERS, we have said on Facebook and other venues ad infinitum that COVID-19 (or as we call it, the Kung Flu) has been and is being used as a political tool. Now the proof is as glaring as the sun in one's eyes, and there is no denying it. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">We have since mid-March been subjected to popular recreational venues being close and/or having their hours and access curtailed. Entire industries have been shut down and scads of workers laid off all in the name of - first it was "flattening the curve" so that emergency rooms would not be overwhelmed, and this was expanded to "stopping the spread" of the virus, which was and is a fool's errand. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">We have been required - sometimes under penalty of law - to make ourselves into faceless ciphers wearing these damned masks and breathing our own hot breath into our own faces in the middle of summer. Having a few friends over for a little poker game has been decried as inviting mass infection by a "deadly" bug. Governors and mayors have in many cases overstepped their bounds, trying to justify this as a "reasonable" response to a global emergency. Restauranteurs and recreational venues are teetering on the brink due to the orders issued by those who claim they are trying to save us from a virus by making sure we starve, get evicted, and go batshit crazy from being shut up with as little human contact as possible. All this to stop a virus that does not produce symptoms in the vast majority of those who contract it. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">There are however those - chiefly the aged and/or very infirm - for whom this virus is major, life threatening trouble. And since it is alleged that even infected people with no symptoms can still spread it, EVERYBODY has to mask up and give up their social lives. The politicians say this and then turn around and do boneheaded things like FORCE nursing homes to admit seniors who are sickened by the virus. This is like trying to put out a campfire with kindling. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Now this may be coincidence or it may be deliberate (and it's probably some of both), but one effect this virus and the - by our lights irrational and unrealistic - response to it has been the toppling of the swinging - dicks - and - big - tits economy that President Trump had wrought by his policies. This malaise was seized on by Democrats at all levels and used to help bring President Trump down (Or try to. From all appearances a heaping dose of election fraud - of which "Mail-in voting" was a big part - is being uncovered and the election is being hotly contested as we write this). </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">And so for lo these many months, these endless weeks, these boring days of no fun with friends and restrictions on everyday activities; of not being able to et anything done at the DMV without making an appointment months in advance and all the rest of this pain in the ass inconvenience we have waited as we have been told that a vaccine was our only hope for a return to normalcy. President Trump announced at the outset he was authorizing a program to fast-track a vaccine. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Now we have said from the beginning that all this would end with the end of the 2020 election, and sure enough it was announced that the Holy Grail of a COVID vaccine had been developed. WE KNEW IT! AT LAST! HALLELUJAH! </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Not so goddamn fast. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">See, the election isn't over yet. And since the Dems think they will finally drag Joe Biden's living corpse over the finish line, they want to make the end of the Kung Flu to happen on HIS watch, not President Trump's. So they have started bitching and trying to stall the beginning of distribution of the vaccine. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">So either President Trump successfully challenges the crooked as a snake farm election OR the vaccine will have to wait - and the wretched masks and the idiotic "Social Distancing" will be with us until January 20th 2021. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">If you don't think this "COVID Emergency" is in large part a bunch of politically motivated crap, you are fucking BLIND. </span> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-27533709966728939522020-11-09T22:13:00.001-05:002020-11-09T22:13:24.823-05:00<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">"OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT" MY ASS</span></p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Remember the 2000 Presidential election and how it was contested with the Florida recount? Remember how Bush made a speech on TV with four American flags as a backdrop? And then Gore made a TV speech with eight of them? And then Bush used 16 so Gore came on with about 40 until it started to get to looking ridiculous?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Enter Joseph Robinette Biden, whom the Media has seen fit to annoint the "President Elect" even though he is nothing - officially speaking - of the sort. Biden has seen fit to create his own "Office of the President Elect", and has been issuing Imperial Majesty proclamations as to what he will do once he is coronated. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Maybe Biden will soon be recognized as the President Elect. But right now the vote is being VIGOROUSLY challenged and he is NOTHING OF THE LIKE. There are many and varied reasonable charges of suspicious circumstances surrounding such a huge vote for an aging subject of a federal corruption investigation and a bumbling fool to boot who hardly campaigned at all and whose events drew more Trump supporters to jeer at him than faithful supporters of his campaign. </span></p><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">President Trump for his part has vowed to pursue the investigation as far as possible and insofar as he can make sure that ALL the votes were LEGALLY cast. And he has said that if the vote turns out to be legit he will concede and begin the peaceful transition of power that has been the hallmark of our election process from the beginning. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">"The Office of the President Elect" is NOT a legitimate Government entity. It is a figment of Biden's imagination and nothing he says behind his make-believe podium has the force of law, it's just a lot of hot air. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">The only reason Biden ever had a snowball's chance in Hell of getting even this far was that the Kung Flu wrecked the economy and even President Trump had one hell of a time bringing things back as well as he has. He has no business referring to himself as the "President Elect". That status has yet to be determined by the electoral process, which is STILL not concluded. </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Office of the President Elect" my ass. </span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-40247849430732552212020-11-08T17:42:00.002-05:002020-11-08T17:42:39.876-05:00<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">AN INTERVIEW WITH NEW BIDEN STAFF AIDE FORMER SOUTH BEND INDIANA MAYOR PETE BUTTIGEG</span></p><p style="text-align: left;">(Disclaimer: THIS IS <i><b>SATIRE</b></i> YOU IDIOTS. It ought to be obvious, but in case you are going to bitch that this shit never took place, here's your explanation).</p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, we just learned that failed South Bend Indiana mayor and "Openly Gay" Professional Public Spectacle Peter "Buttgagger" Buttigege has been hired onto the transition staff of alleged President Elect Joe Biden. We dispatched a staffer to interview Mayor Buttgag - er, Buttigeg (ahem). Below is a transcript of that interview: </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: Good afternoon. What do you need to ask me?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: Our readers want to know what qualifications you have to guide Mr. Biden's transition to the White House. Why were you chosen for this role, seeing that you couldn't even get past the third round of debates in the primaries and did a frankly lousy job of running a one-horse town like South Bend, Indiana?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: Well, as you know in politics there's a lot of ass-licking to be done and here and there a blow job needs to be given. This is distasteful to some, but ME? I've been doing that since I was 12 or so. So if the President of China wants his knob polished, no problem. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: Yeah, we see your jaw muscles seem to be real well developed. Do you take special exercises? </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: Nope, just lots and lots of practice. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: What other services are you hired to perform in your role as staff aide to Mr. Biden?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: Well, as you know sometimes politicians need to jerk various people off. So if Joe needs to jerk off some reporter, I'm right here. By the way, <i>YOU're</i> a reporter; and that looks like a pretty good package there...</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: Thanks but no, thanks Mr. Mayor. Why don't you just give Mr. Biden a nice hand job?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: Are you kidding? That old fossil envies a stiff breeze.</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: In closing, Mr. Mayor, what advice do you have for a young person with political ambitions?</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">PB: My uncle gave me that advice when I was 11 years old. "Look Petey' he said to me; 'You have to remember: SUCK DON'T BLOW, DAMMIT!" He made me what I am today. </span></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: large;">ADP: We bet. Goodnight Mr. Mayor. </span></p><p style="text-align: left;"> </p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-55701242233872043192020-11-08T16:07:00.002-05:002020-11-08T16:07:27.559-05:00<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>WE ARE BACK! <span> </span></b></span></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Y</span><span style="font-size: large;">es, Gentle Readers; reports of the demise of the Alexandria Daily Poop have been greatly exaggerated. We suspended publishing this blog and re-directed readers to the Facebook page of owner and Editor in Chief F. Allen Norman, Jr.</span></b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">However, the recent election which is alleged to have resulted in the appalling Joseph Robinette Biden and the equally cringe-worthy Kamala "Kamel-Toe" Harris to the top Executive offices in the Republic (despite the fact that massive electoral mistake and fraud is being investigated as we write this) compels us to re-activate these pages, where the censors of Facebook cannot touch us.</span></b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Well may they wish they could. We intend to rip Biden and the Dems from the hips to the lips (satirically speaking in case you are an idiot) beginning with the next post. If you thought we were tough on Obama, just wait. This ought to be good. </span></b></p><p style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></b></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-48090691144573160342019-06-27T20:04:00.001-04:002019-06-27T20:04:35.019-04:00WE ARE TEMPORARILY RELOCATING<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-size: large;">We are very much aware that many of the readers of this E-rag wonder where we have gone to. The answer is that we must make a living and we don't get paid for putting this out. However, I have made a small cabal of mostly conservative friends - mostly people I went to high school with - and engage in spirited political discussions with them. (as is my usual wont, If I get some difficult ASP or antifa member I tell them to shaddap and ban them. Limbaugh, Plante, and Levin get paid to deal wiuth these goofballs. I no gotta da time). </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">So I as Editor in Chief am moving this blog to my Facebook page. Same picture of me as on the masthead. Look me up and even participate. but get smart and bye bye.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-59287558240774630892019-05-08T19:20:00.002-04:002019-05-08T19:20:34.593-04:00NATIONAL POLICE WEEK 2019<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Our police in recent years have been reviled extensively and falsely accused of all sorts of things. Some of these things, such as the officer in Ferguson Mississippi having to kill to defend himself against a hoodlum attempting to take his firearm, have resulted in riots and the end of the cop's career and his or her having to go into hiding amidst threats. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">This year as always still more names will be added to the wall at the National Police Memorial here in Washington, D.C.. Just recently the name of a young lady who was killed her very first day on the job was added. Among the throngs attending this week's ceremonies will be the widowed spouses and the children who lost a parent in the valiant battle against crime that all police officers engage in every day. When you spot a police officer, salute and thank him or her for their service. It does brighten their day. To all members of the Law Enforcement Community who read this: Thank you for your service and may you enjoy a blessed Police Week.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Owned and operated by French chef Sebastian Tavel, La Fromagerie is described as an "Artisan Wine and Cheese Bistro". It is that and more. Soups, salads, sandwiches, small plates and main courses are available at very reasonable prices. Dishes range from a plate of baguette and olive oil for four bucks to a ribeye steak for two at $55.00. A hugely popular attraction are the generously administered cheese and charcuterie boards: Three items for $18 up to ten for $55, with additional items $6.00 each. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Accompany your selection with a glass of wine from La Fromagerie's well stocked cellar. Sommelier Ben Kuna administers the wine stocks and is a very knowledgeable wine man. Wines run by the glass from $12 to $22. A new twist in the wine department is a monthly feature showcasing the winemaking regions of France and promoting the wines made in these regions. This month the featured region is the Loire Valley.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Everything at La Fromagerie is made fresh from scratch by Chef Tavel. We have never in ten years seen the chef open a can of anything. Chef Tavel even makes his own sauerkraut when he is featuring a dish such as choucrout garnie. Everything, even the mustard that accompanies some of the dishes is made in-house by Chef Tavel, with -we believe - the exception of the baguettes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">Wednesday through Friday the restaurant holds "Happy Hour", when beer or house wine is available for $5.00 as are all the small plates. Fifteen bucks will get you (for example) a glass of house red or white (or a beer); a small plate of lentil dip and a plate of escargot (yes, what kind of French place doesn't serve escargot?)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif; font-size: large;">La Fromagerie is modeled on the neighborhood bistros the chef grew up around in France. The vibe is light and friendly, and the staff pleasant and helpful. And the food and drink are first class and very reasonably priced. As far as is possible Chef Tavel uses locally sourced ingredients (the farmers and producers are listed in most cases on the menu). For a unique dining experience that won't bankrupt you and will leave you satisfied and looking forward to your next visit, visit La Fromagerie.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">We cannot make a post about every lunatic thing going down in the USA these days because that is about a 45 post a day proposition and we need to work to survive. However, yesterday Special Counsel Mueller FINALLY delivered his report to the Department of Justice. As it turns out there was NO collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. NONE. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Nevertheless, the Democrats are trumpeting something about "35 indictments" of "Trump campaign officials" which indictments had little if anything to do with the Trump campaign. Having delivered so little of anything advantageous to the Democrats who are trying to destroy the President, Mueller is now no longer Saint Mueller the Saviour of the Democrats but is now a no-good son of a bitch who must be subpoenaed and questioned as if he were a co-conspirator in Trump's (non-existent) crimes. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;">Now we are watching to see if Mueller will turn on the Democrats and expose the illegal wiretapping of the Trump campaign by the Obama Administration and a slew of other crimes committed by the leadership of the Democrat Party. The Democrats are playing with fire in a gasoline refinery, and the explosion potential is spectacular. Stay tuned. We sure will.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We haven't done a posting here for a while, people; and we are sorry however there has been a lot to sort out what with the Democrat takeover of the House of Representatives and all that entails. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Remember the dark days after the passage of Obamacare? Remember when We the People gave the House back to the Republicans hoping that they, newly back in control of the nation's purse strings, would DO SOMETHING DAMMIT to pinch off this cancer before it got started? And instead what did we get? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">A mealy-mouthed excuse from the GOP leadership that "We only control one half of one third of the government". So then we gave them the Senate, only to be faced with more lame excuses, while meanwhile the Democrats acted as if there hadn't even been an election. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">(This has always been the way in Washington. There's a saying that when Democrats win, they're in power. When Republicans win, they're in office.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Thus did the Democrats scheme and prepare to resume power after the 2016 elections. Then a colossus bestrode American politics, and his name was and is Donald John Trump. And even before winning the election and entering the White House he began exerting power. The Left ran screaming before him and immediately began preparing to gain a beachhead in the recent mid-terms, in which they won the House but failed to capture the Senate. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">But the House they now have. And notice they are NOT bitching about only having "one half of one third" of the government. No, they are actively using every trick in the book to gain advantage anywhere and any way they can. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">BUT as usual (and even more so) they are overplaying their hand. Particularly the newer and more radical young members (such as idiot Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and those idiot Moslems who letting them into Congress is like voting for refugee National Socialists during WWII) are going nuts, with the likes of Maxine "I's Crayzee" Waters cheering them on. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Now that we understand the situation, gentle readers, we will probably be able to post more often. Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, we wait until we know what we are talking about before we open our yap.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-29017214515404687562018-12-23T15:42:00.001-05:002018-12-23T15:42:49.195-05:00GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN MY ASS<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">This morning on the news we were greeted with headlines about the "government shut down" "entering its second day". We wonder: is this the headline they use every weekend? The government shuts down for at least two days every week! </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">These "government shutdowns" do practically nothing but give thousands of government workers an unannounced vacation with pay. Yet every time a Republican refuses to bend to Democrat will to the point of not authorizing a budget, the Democrats seek to get everybody all stirred up about nothing. And since the Republican we are discussing here is Donald John Trump, the efforts to magnify the possible consequences run to ridiculous lengths.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">The buzz words Democrats are using right now are that President Trump is having a "temper tantrum"; but the only ones we see stamping their feet and protesting are the Dems. They are in a snit because since Trump has been instrumental in changing criminal sentencing guidelines that disproportionately keep black people in prison longer thst needed and indeed has been shown to have benefitted blacks and other minorities in solid ways that the Democrats have not (despite rosy promises abandoned once the victory has been achieved at the polls). Black folks are stunned at how this man - painted as a "racist" by the Democrat propaganda machine - has sought to inprove their lot in solid ways and not just with words but with actions. Those knee-jerk black Democrat votes are showing signs of drying up. So now they are trying to play the illegal alien card: the one where they use illegals to stand in for dead people at the polls. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Ever since President Trump was elected the Democrats have been hearing the Gotterdammerung sounding ever louder and have gotten ever more panicked. However, we remember - and you can look it up in the annals of this blog - how at several points we feared Trump was deliberately trying to lose the election and hand the Presidency over to Hillary Clinton. As it turned out, he knew what he was doing then, and he knows what he is doing now. And he will win this one, too. </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-26948435451757821792018-12-04T21:16:00.001-05:002018-12-04T21:16:46.823-05:00THE TWIN PILLARS HOLDING UP THE HYPOCRISY AND DOUBLE,STANDARDS OF THE LEFT<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Ever wonder how so many lefties can assert two three four or more things that wildly contradict each other and assure the listener with straight-faced confidence that every word he or she has asserted is true? Do they really believe this crap? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">In most cases, yes. This is because they have in many cases been trained by people like the ridiculously named 'bell hooks" (yes, just like that with no caps) to believe in two things that dxon't exist in reality. These two things are "white privilege" and "intersectionality".</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Oddly enough when you ask what "white privelege" is you are likely to get a reply of "Well, what do<i> you</i> think it is?" and then when youj've supplied your own answer the questioner says "Exactly!" and starts on a diatribe. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">As to "Intersectionality", well, this posits that all "oppression" and oppressed groups and people "intersect" sorta like follows: It's okay to give Jews shit because they bought black folks from Moslems and sold them to white folks. but Moslems can't be touched because they are against the oppressing Jews; and white folks are fair game since especially white men sit on every other group; and especially women and children are to be believed when they bring especially sexual accusations against especially white males (but against Moslems and Democrats not so much. And blah blah blah it's all such a load of shit; but they have some kids and young adults buying it and thinking it's sandwich spread instead of horse shit. Juggle the balls in the appropriate manner and you can justify almost every nubar leftist belief as a "quest for justice" or some such crapola. To understand "intersectionality" go stand in the middle of an intersection. It's bad luck to stand in a crossroads, sweeties. You'll get run over.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-75971383483437503342018-11-05T14:33:00.001-05:002018-11-05T14:33:15.065-05:00PETE DAVDISON'S LITTLE SMARTASS REMARK ON SNL<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Gentle readers, we are really trying to contain ourselves after finding out that Saturday Night Live regular cast member Pete Davidson made fun of a former Navy SEAL's war wound on the "Weekend Update" portion of the show. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Davidson displayed a picture of the veteran (Dan Crenshaw, who is running for Congress as a Republican) and referring to the eyepatch the man wears (due to the eye he lost in a Taliban attack in Afghanistan) said: "You might be surprised to know that he's a congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie." Davidson then said: "I'm sorry, I know he lost his eye in war or whatever. Whatever" as he and the other cast members cracked up. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We looked up some material about Mr. Davidson. He was seven years old when his father, a New York City firefighter, died in the collapse of the world trade center. He has his father's badge number tattooed on his arm. He also suffers from Chron's disease and has said that he is incapable of performing without the use of cannabis. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">So we wonder what Davidson would say to Crenshaw's kids about his father? Would he enjoy having to sit and listen to someone making fun of the way his Dad died? </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We rather doubt that Davidson's father would be proud to learn that his son is a farty little pothead who makes jokes about the price a war veteran has played in keeping him free. We wonder if he has been fired yet. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Also we personally think Davidson looks like he's homosexual. Maybe his "fiancee'" dumped him because she found out Davidson just wanted her for a "beard". HAHAHA how's it feel, you little creep?</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-71224316914158536672018-11-04T15:59:00.001-05:002018-11-04T15:59:42.945-05:00FINAL COUNTDOWN TO THE 2018 MID TERM ELECTIONS <div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We have not posted here for a few weeks because all the hubbub about these mid-terms has been like the blast from a fire hose. Democrats are pulling out every stop and pulling every dirty trick and propaganda ploy they can think of to try to capture at least control of the House of Representatives. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Races are so close that no one knows really how it will all work out; polls have been lately so politically biased that it's hard to tell where statistics end and bullshit begins. And in the middle of all this comes a "Caravan" of hispanic aliens waving foreign flags and bragging that they cannot be stopped from entering the United States. This cannot be allowed, and President Trump has been forced to warn them away and advise them that they will NOT enter this country. Of course the Democrats pounced on that with the usual tired old cries of "racism"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We of course are hopeful that both houses will remain in Republican hands; but what if the House were to fall to the Dems? We can expect to see the nation's time wasted in futile efforts to oust President Trump that are doomed to die in the Senate; and we will see President Trump use this to expose these new Democrats for the horses' asses they are. It's amazing that Trump's political enemies cannot learn that he is one crafty dude and will hand them their heads before they know they're off their shoulders. </span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-66248461192578993242018-09-20T19:35:00.001-04:002018-09-20T19:35:46.306-04:00AN OPEN LETTER TO CHRISTINE BLASSEY FORD<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-size: large;">We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, having heard all the evidence available concerning your allegation about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavenaugh, and as a former law enforcement officer have concluded that you are full of crap. However, we also believe your life may be in grave danger, and not from conservatives but from the "progressives" of the Democrat Party. We are not writing here to argue the details of your allegations, but to warn you of what may be done to you by those who are currently using you to derail Mr. Judge Kavenaugh's confirmation. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">My, my Dr. Ford. Did you REALLY expect that all you needed do was throw out a "she-said" accusation and it would be accepted at face value? More importantly did you know the kind of people you were getting involved with and what their motives truly are? Do you not know that the stakes here are PARAMOUNT to the objectives of the Democrat American Statist Progressives. A dependable majority of the Court would be indispensable to their ramming their agenda down the throats of the American People. And they will stop at nothing bar nothing to attain this, including bloody foul murder, if need be. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Consider this: Did you find and hire that lawyer of yours on your own, or was she recommended to you by some member of the Democrat Party? Your advisors and counselors in this matter, have you known them before, or are they Democrat Party operatives you hereunto have not met? Are they providing places for you to stay and directing your movements to "help" you? Dear Dr. Ford, THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ACHIEVING THEIR GOAL OF CONTROL OF THE COURTS! And if your sudden violent death (or suicide) would help them do this, do you or do you not think they would not think twice about it? If the only way to keep up this stall would be a headline in a special edition of the Washington Post saying "KAVENAUGH ACCUSER FOUND DEAD IN WASHINGTON ALLEY" (which would likely put off the vote for at least another couple of weeks); do you think the Democrats would hesitate for a second to arrange it? We believe it likely that that contingency has already been arranged, to be used if need be. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">We do not want you dead, Dr. Ford. Your interference in this matter rankles us to no end, and we support President Trump and Mr. Judge Kavenaugh. But take steps to protect yourself from your new "friends". If they can only stop Kavenaugh's confirmation by sacrificing your life, we believe they will do it. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE. WE ARE SERIOUS. PROTECT YOURSELF!! You have chosen to dance with Satan. He doesn't give a damn about you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Heavens to Murgatroyd. All this nonsense in the political arena and now we have a hurricane to deal with. Florence (Or just to be friendly, "Flo") is headed at last glance for the border between the Carolinas, where she is predicted to rapidly weaken to a Category 1 and then turn west by northwest through South Carolina into Tennessee, becoming a tropical system in the process. We probably can tell Flo to "kiss our grits" here in the D.C. area, but still everybody who has Trump Derangement Syndrome around here and in the media nationwide is making plans to blame President Trump no matter what happens. Just today a leftist publication announced that "Yet again" the East Coast is being "threatened" by a major hurricane and that "Trump is complicit". ("Yet again"? The East Coast has not been hit by a hurricane for a record 11 years!)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Trump is to blame for a<i> hurricane? </i>These people are insane. Nevertheless, whatever happens the media will find the worst result and harp on it, even if the worst that happens is some kid's treehouse was blown to flinders while he was safely with his parents in Ohio, they'll make a big deal out of it. And if a high pressure system arises and just blows the whole storm back out to sea, It'll be Trump's fault for ginning up such a disruptive panic. And if a thousand people die and the lights go out some places for days, boy will the leftists make a fine hash out of<i> that.</i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Well, we heard on Rush that some kook study has found that hurricanes with female names are the most destructive. We also know they are running out of names to use. Here's an idea: Corporate sponsorship of hurricanes. Here's how it would work: A corporation would donate 25 million to FEMA for the right to the name of the storm. Then they could say for example:"This natural disaster brought to you by Nike shoes." See, I got the idea because Nike is already sponsoring the Colin Kaepernick disaster......</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6516469831232309267.post-40507256019710593402018-09-02T15:07:00.001-04:002018-09-02T15:07:59.186-04:00SHAPES OF THINGS IN THE NEWS TODAY<div style="text-align: justify;">
<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We are aware that we haven't been publishing new stuff for a while. But seeing as how we have to work to stay alive, and seeing as how the news is gushing out and changing often the same day it has been announced, it's just not possible for us to put in the time to write about this or that person saying thus and so, only to have this retracted before day's end. Currently if we were to make a movie about for example the Mueller probe, we'd have to bring back the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges to play the main figures. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">However, we are convinced that this whole thing is actually the death throes of the Washington political establishment, as they try madly to hang ANYTHING on President Trump. And they have destroyed not a few good people in their quest to oust Trump and they will fail. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">There is a Red Tsunami coming in November, and not a "blue wave". Remember that this blog was one of the first nationwide to predict Trump's victory and how he would do it. The Democrat Party has been giving voice to every whack-a-doodle moron in the country. Their "ANTIFA" thugs (comprised of the worst of the "Occupy" hoodlums) wreak havoc wherever they go, acting just like the <i>Sturmabtielung</i> thugs Hitler used to fight in the streets. Their shills on TV are snarky, smarmy and off-putting and their "demands" are ridiculous. The American people do NOT like this behavior, nor do they like the Democrat affinity for illegal aliens and flag-disrespecting overpaid footballers. They clutch at straws to try to hang a "racist" jacket on a conservative Republican who said that Socialism would "monkey things up" --- because the Democrat opposing him is black. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">The Democrat party should have learned from Trump's election that people are tired of the stupid crap they pull. But no, the Democrats are doubling down on it. Our prediction: In November a 50 seat net gain for Republicans and a 13 seat gain in the Senate for Republicans. Now lets see how things shake out!</span></div>
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