S INCE THIS IS THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP, WE SUPPOSE WE SHOULD START WITH THE LOCAL NEWS. Of course we are referring to Representative James P. "Bugs" Moran's son, who was working on Moran's campaign staff until he was approached by a man with a hidden camera and was told that the cameraman knew about a hundred registered voters who never bothered to vote and wanted to know how to go about voting for these folks. "Baby Bugs" poured forth a litany of detailed information on the documents needed and how to forge them.
When the video was made public, "Baby Bugs" very hastily resigned and the Moran campaign put forth a statement full of argle-bargle about Baby Bugs "humoring" an "overly zealous" supporter.
Well, all we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop have to say is, the nut don't fall far from the tree. Where did Baby Bugs find out how to do all that fraud stuff in the first place? And another thing: If you were approached in a bar and asked how to slip a girl a "mickey", would you "humor" the guy by telling him how to get some chloral hydrate and how to surreptitiosly slip it into her drink? OR would you throw your drink in his face and yell for the cops?
AND NOW FROM THE NATIONAL DESK
Obama's handling of the Benghazi attack that killed three Navy SEALS and our Ambassador to Libya - and more to the point Obama's attempts to sweep the whole thing under the rug - are suffering more and more from the relentless tide of facts that have been pouring in. The intelligence community, whom Obama tried to blame along with the State Department for not furnishing sufficient info and not requesting help, has begun firing back.
As it turns out, Obama knew damned well it was a coordinated terror attack within two hours of the start of the attack. Not only that, but the Navy SEALS were pleading to be allowed to go in and help the besieged personell in the Consulate, but were ORDERED TO STAND DOWN AND ALLOW THE ATTACK TO PROCEED. Three of those SEALS could not bear to allow their countrymen to suffer at the hands of the animals and defied the stand-down order. And there's more coming almost hourly. Obama has been trying to keep this bottled up until after the election. No wonder he's in such a hurry to get the vote in early.
Today in Alexandria Obama's minions held a cookout in a City park. Just co-incidentally they were collecting absentee ballots - which could be cast on the spot - also (making it a de facto polling place). There were huge posters with the Obama logo hung on the restroom building (where they belonged) with the bold message "COMMIT! --- VOTE!" This is legal?
Oh, and those Navy SEALS who gave their lives to defend the Consulate? Their bodies were met at Andrews AFB by a contingent including Vice President "Batshit Joe" Biden, who again justified his nickname by going up to the father of SEAL Tyrone Wood and, with his son's body not fifty feet away said to the father:
"Did your kid always have balls the size of cue balls?"
What were you assholes saying about Sarah Palin's qualifications to be Vice President?