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YEP THIS IS APRIL 20TH WHICH IS ADOLF HITLER'S BIRTHDAY and he is having a little dirt nap, so sorry we will not be serving ice cream and cake. However, we have always thought the Horst Wessel Lied to be a catchy tune so we will appropriate the music but put modern conservative lyrics to it. THIS IS NOT A PEAN TO WHITE SUPREMACY OR NATIONAL SOCIALISM BUT RATHER A PARODY AND A RALLYING SONG FOR EVERYONE WHO LOVES FREEDOM:
"Raise high our Flag,
Close ranks! Now all together,
Citizens march, with firm, determined tread!
Souls of Our Troops and friends killed by the enemy
March with us too, and swell the ranks ahead!
Now clear the streets for the patriotic masses!
Make clear the streets for conservatism's men!
Freedom's light shines, and beckons all the millions,
The day of freedom is just around the bend!
Once more the trumpet calls us to the battle
For one more time we fight and we must win!
Patriot flags flutter from every roof top
Our Victory we carry our selves within!