Saturday, December 8, 2012


Don't know why I decided to do this entry, guess I just got tired of nothing but politics, politics, politics and needed a break.
Republican or Democrat, Liberal, Moderate, or Conservative; Black, Red, Yellow, White, Polkadot; Gay or Straight; we all have one thing in common: we like to "make out".
(If you're too young to know what I mean, stop reading this NOW and go play Angry Birds or something.)
Where was I? Oh, yeah. I'm writing this from a male's perspective, but I do believe you wimmens out there who are reading this will be nodding your heads before you finish. But to me,"making out" is strictly cuddling and kissing and caressing, It's everything up to and including "second base". 
Of course you don't need "mood music" to make out, but it is a great enhancer of the experience and can be very helpful. So, here's a list of what I consider the best "make-out" tunes of all time (look them up on YouTube)  (most are guitar pieces):
Capricho Arabe (guitar, Francesco Tarrega composer)
Leyenda (guitar, anonymous)
Recuerdos de la Alhambra (Guitar, Fernando Sor, composer)
Canarios (lute or guitar, Gaspar Sanz, composer)
Samba Pa Ti' (Carlos Santana)
Benny and the Jets (Elton John)
That's the Way of the World (Earth, Wind, and Fire) 
Raphsody in the Rain (Lou Christie)
Amy (Pure Prarie League) (Works especially well if you paramour is named "Amy"!)
(Heard it in a) Love Song (Marshall Tucker Band)
We at the Alexandria Daily Poop reject all responsibility for a negative result when using these tunes as "make out aids".  But should you nevertheless "strike out" there's another Marshall Tucker song you can listen to whilst crying in your beer. You know, the one where the singer says he's gonna find a hole in the wall and crawl inside and die. 
We've all been there, guys. And if you say you haven't, you're a lying sack of shit.

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