We have decided that since the slimeball politicians across the Moat (aka the Potomac River) from us leave every August to fuck off, then we here aat the Alexandria Daily Poop shall have our own "August recess" this year.
Barring some really important stuff coming up, like Obama creating another Constitutional crisis by issuing an executive order making himself President for life or something, we shall resume making posts some time during the week after Labor Day.
In the meantime, we need to get our ass over to the beach, and do some fishing and barbecueing and try to wring some summer out of this sorry-ass year.
We hope you, too are enjoying your summer (or winter, for our below-the-Equator friends). See you in September.