ADAM KOKESH IS NUTS-O

We have mentioned Adam Kokesh before in these pages. Kokesh is yet another "professional public spectacle" for whom apparently the only bad publicity is no publicity. Up until a few days after Independence Day, he was perhaps best known for trying to rally one million people to march across Memorial Bridge from Virginia to Washington, D.C. with loaded rifles on July 4th. He was promptly informed by the Metropolitan Police and the United States Park Police that this would not be countenanced. We don't know if it was because Kokesh couldn't find one million people who were both as nutty as he is AND owners of functioning rifles; or if Kokesh himself just (wisely) chickened out. In any event, the "protest" was cancelled.

 

But Kokesh was not out of tricks. He made and posted online a video of himself loading a pump-action riot gun in Freedom Plaza on Pennsylvania Avenue. This got the attention of the Park Police, MPDC, and no doubt the Secret Service (Freedom Plaza is within a stone's throw of the White House).

 

Kokesh's house was searched and authorities came up with a baggie full of psylocybin mushrooms. He was promptly arrested and faces drug and firearms charges in Virginia and the District of Columbia.

 

What a dope.

 

Therefore, we have written a little ditty in his "honor":

 

ADAM KOKESH IS A NUT

(sung to the tune of "Yankee Doodle")

Copyright 2013 by F. Allen Norman, Jr.

 

Adam Kokesh went downtown,

loaded up his shot-gun,

Made a YouTube video and thought it was a hot one.

 

Adam Kokesh, you're a dope,

now you sit in jail,

Mind that you don't drop the soap

(we hear you can't get bail!)

 

The cops then raided Adam's crib

They turned it upside down,

They found his shotgun and his drugs;

Now Adam wears a frown

 

Now he sits in D.C. Jail,

Adam sho' is crazy

If makin' folks think he's nuts is work,

then Adam sho' ain't lazy!

 

Adam Kokesh, you're a dope,

now you sit in jail,

Mind that you don't drop the soap!

(We hear you can't get bail)

 

What can we say? Sheesh.

 

"PHONY SCANDALS"? INDEED.

The Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest has spent the past few days making speeches in which he bemoaned what he calls "phony scandals" which are "distracting" Washington from his saintly goals of taking everything away from the people who work and giving it to the people who don't; and creating as large a pool of dependent non-workers as he can.

 

Obama's bemoaning of "phony scandals" is the truth. However, he cannot be talking about Benghazigate, because that IS a scandal and it is NOT going away (but it has been somewhat dormant).

 

He also cannot be talking about IRS-gate, the scandal that only becomes more scandalous every day, and the Obama team's efforts to cover it up and sweep it under the rug are failing spectacularly.

 

So, he must be talking about the Democrat attempt to hang a bunch of phony, trumped up scandals aimed at tarring Virginia Attorney General and gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli by hanging suspicion over the head of current Virginia Governor Rob McDonnell.

 

Leave it to the ASPs* in the Democrat Party to focus like a laser on completely legal activity and call it suspicious, while at the same time completely ignoring the Supreme Law of the Land - the Constitution - and doing what they damn well please. McDonnell took a couple of loans and some gifts from some rich guy he happens to be friends with. That is really all there is to it, but to hear the Democrats howl one would think he had gotten the money by murdering his friend's mother-in-law.

 

In a typical Democrat filthy trick, last night the local NBC (No Believable Content) affiliate ran a story on this phony scandal with a picture of McDonnell in the background. Above McDonnell's head was the seal of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. The intent, of course, was to imply that a criminal investigation of McDonnell was underway. That is an excoriable LIE. NO FBI involvement in the McDonnell "affair" has been announced to date.

 

The intent of the Democrat party and their toadies in the media is not to force McDonnell to resign (although they will be very happy if that is a side effect of this smear campaign). The main target is Ken Cuccinelli. The Democrat Party would love to install the appalling Terry McAuliffe in Richmond, where he no doubt would be happy to encourage and sign (for starters) any and all anti-second amendment bills to come his way and to exercise all of his Executive power to make life hard for law-abiding firearms owners any way he could.  

 

THAT is the reason for this phony Democrat scandal in Virginia, to allow the Democrat Party to install a satrap in the Commonwealth. We can only hope our fellow Virginians will see this game of dirty pool for exactly what it is.

 

"Phony scandals"? Why, yes, we would say so.

 

*ASP= "American Statist Progressive(s)"

JUROR B-29: THE NEXT PROFESSIONAL PUBLIC SPECTACLE?

We should have known we would be writing again on the subject of the trial of George Zimmerman in the - it has been established by verdict of a jury - justifiable homicide of teenage thug Trayvon Martin. However, an incident has arisen that rises above all of the predictable and banal stupidity that swirls around this verdict and takes its place among some of the most spectacularly idiotic and dangerous things to be said about that verdict to date.

 

When I was in sixth grade, I had a teacher named Mrs. Hubler. She ridiculed the idea of a woman ever becoming President of the United States because, as she mockingly put it:

 

"Can you imagine a woman president negotiating with (Soviet) Premier Brezhnev? 'Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, Premier Brezhnev, you're so mean!' Women are just too emotional to be President." (Actual quote from Mrs. Hubler, Wayne Township Public Schools, circa 1965).

 

Comes now Juror B-29 (known as "Mandy") from the jury room of the Zimmerman murder trial, and this woman has me wondering if maybe Mrs. Hubler was right.

 

"Mandy" came forward and gave an interview to ABC, in which she said that "in (her) heart" she believed that Zimmerman was guilty of murder but that she was constrained by the fact that the evidence showed that Zimmerman did not violate Florida law. She then declared that Zimmerman "got away with murder". Then she said that the rest of the jury browbeat her into rendering a "not guilty" verdict.

 

Her statements were all over the place and it sounds to us like she is full of crap. In our opinion, she's trying at a minimum to call atttention to herself and at a maximum to cash in on her participation in this ado.  Well, if "Mandy" wants some ink, she should get herself a tattoo.

 

Predictably, "Mandy"'s pronouncements have sparked an "AH HAH!" reaction among the followers of scumbags Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. A guest on one of Sharpton's programs excoriated "Mandy" saying that if she had a feeling in her heart, she should have gone with that and not the evidence. This is an extremely dangerous attitude. Justice is not the satisfaction of gut feelings and emotion. Justice is law, evidence, and process.

 

Here's what we here at the Alexandria DailyPoop think should be done: Put all these female jurors in a wading pool full of Jello, let them have a cat-fight, put it on pay-per-view, and use the proceeds to help retire the national debt. Why not? Nearly everyone involved even peripherially with this matter has been to some degree trying to make hay from it, and things are getting more and more ridiculous. Why not just cut to the chase?

BEST PUBLIC SERVICE AD EVER!

There is a public-service ad out that's been rnning for a few weeks. It's a riot.

An old black spinster is sitting in her rocking chair knitting when she gets up to check out a commotion outside her window. She looks down on a beefy. shaven-headed black dude in his mid 30s, who is pirouetting with his left hand on his hip and his right hand snapping fingers over his head. He is chanting, "Oh, those boys are much too much, those boys are much too much!" He looks like the punch line to the world's lamest faggot joke.

The camera switches to ground level as the guy gets really campy. Then the camera pulls back and you find out that the guy is just helping his litle girl practice her cheerleader routines.

 

Awww...

 

If you haven't seen this one, you ought to.  

OBAMA DESTROYS DETROIT

After saying in his re-election campaign that Mitt Romney and the Republicans would simply "let Detroit go bankrupt"; yesterday Obama ... simply let Detroit go bankrupt.

It is the biggest municipal bankruptcy in history, and the second to take place under the watch of the Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Barack Hussein Obama. The first municipal bankruptcy Obama presided over was that of Jefferson County, Alabama. That one was for a cool 4 billion dollars, and occurred in 2011; two years into Obama's first lease on 1600 Penn. What a leader! Because it has taken him a few months less than two years to wind up presiding over an even bigger muni bankruptcy. Detroit is short a whopping 19 BILLION DOLLARS. That, folks, is almost FIVE TIMES AS LARGE AS HIS FIRST BANKRUPT LOCAL GOVERNMENT. 

 

Some guy told us that Obama "is outdoing Clinton".  Boy, we'll say he is! Clinton presided over the bankruptcy of Orange County, California; which was at the time the holder for the world all-time municipal bustout but has been bested (or worsted) TWICE by ol' donkey-ears. And Orange County was only for a measly 1.8 billion. Detroit is TEN TIMES the disaster.

 

This is the city that Obama said would fall to ruin under Mitt Romney.  Well, he was wrong. Because Detroit just went completely to hell under him, instead.  And interestingly enough, it started going to hell around 1967, under the watch of yet another maven of the Democrat Party, Lyndon Baines Johnson.

 

This is one turd Obama won't be able to polish. Articles of Impeachment, House Republicans? Get started now so that on January 2nd 2015 you'll be ready to go. Seriously, you guys. Get busy. The country may not survive another 3 1/2 years of Obama's "leadership".

 

 

THE STRANGE CASE OF THE RACIST ASPARAGUS

Why is it that particularly some persons of African-American heritage see "racism" as the reason for every little thing that irks them?

 

 

A guy honks at him to alert him the light has changed, the guy is racist and threatening him. Somebody dawdles in front of him at the next light, it's one of those racists trying to inconvenience him because he's black.

 

And on and on, the white guy at the McDonalds shorted him a french fry out of racism. Some racist took the parking spot closest to the door.

 

We thought we were imagining things, but then we found out about a black man in Missouri who managed to find "racism" in some lousy wilted asparagus.

 

 

The asshole in question is named David Olander. He is a "Human Relations Commissioner" in University City, Missouri. Olander was shopping at the (this is all fact, we are not making anything up here) "Schmuck's" supermarket in University City when he spotted a display of asparagus which had not been set in water and had become partially dried out and wilted.

 

Rather than simply going to the store manager and asking if there was any fresh asparagus and pointing out the conditon of the display, Olander saw the dark dire demon of "racism" lurking in the dessicated stalks. Unsatisfied with the manager's explanation and offer to supply fresh vegetables, Olander went to a supermarket five miles away and was outraged to see the asparagus there sitting in water and fresh as could be. Well, by God he decided that here was evidence that racism is absolutely rampant in University City.

 

Why?

 

Because the store with the wilted asparagus was in a "predominantly black area" while the store with the fresh asparagus was in a "white" area.

 

Good freaking grief. And yes, Olander made a major case about it, and his actions triggered meetings between the upper management and the managers of individual stores, and subsequently between store managers and staff. All because some minor neglect of the produce section was enough to trigger this ludicrous claim of race prejudice.

 

This is absolutely ri-god-damn-fuckingDICULOUS. Olander is a "Human Relatiions" commissioner who is trying to fan the flames of racism - whether he thinks so or not.  We are rather inclined to speculate that the motives of Olander (and others of his ilk) are that if for instance "human relations" improve, he may wind up out of a job. So, like the fireman who sets fires so he can be a hero putting them out, Olander might just be trying to gin up as much evidence as possible that his job is indispensible. Or maybe he's just an asshole. (More like a hemmorhoid, come to think about it.)

 

Oh well. Let's all just give thanks it wasn't the watermelon display he was bitching about. (We bet Phil Hendrie will do a bit about just that within the next two weeks. Maybe he could use "Mavis" as the complainer. If you don't know about Phil, google him. His show is a riot.)

 

Racist ASPARAGUS?? Cripes.

TRIAL AND ERRORS

The verdict in the Zimmerman trial came in late Saturday night. There haven't been any disturbances around Alexandria...yet. But there have been incidents in other parts of the country.

 

The voices coming onto the conservative talk shows mostly belong to people who object to the verdict and who in many cases get on the show by pretending to agree with the host that the acquittal of Zimmerman was the correct call by the jury. They then proceed to mouth so many variations of absolute (and mostly irrelavent) bullshit that I have neither the time nor the inclination to repeat them all.

 

But a pattern is emerging of "seminar callers" making their main point the fact that Zimmerman "got out of that truck with a gun".  Well, yes he did, but he neither drew nor used it until he was pinned to the ground by a young thug and getting the crap punded out of his head.

 

The race hustlers are trying to make big hay out of this, of course. Al Sharpton said that this acquittal means that now there's a law that "allows a white adult to confront and gun down a black teenager who has committed no crime" (Hey, Sharpton. Martin didn't get shot until he pinned Zimmerman down and began beating on him and wouldn't stop. That's a crime, you idiot).

 

The rank idiocy of these people is frightening. Far too many of them said that Zimmerman "didn't prove he didn't do it".  (A defendant doesn't have to prove a damn thing. That's a linchpin of the protections afforded criminal defendants, who are presumed innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law. But never mind, these people have their agenda).

 

I hate to even write about this, and I am sick of heaaring about it. NOTHING matters in this case, not whether or not Zimmerman got out of his truck, not what the police dispatcher told him, none of it except who threw the first punch.

 

One last observation: many callers said Martin was (this is ridiculous) frightened by Zimmerman's following him and punched Zimmerman in "self-defense against being stalked".  These same people say Zimmerman should have called the police (he did!).  Okay, so why didn't Martin call the police? If he was so damned scared, why did he call his girlfriend?

 

This is the end of the entire matter as far as the ADP is concerned: The jury returned a unanimous verdict of "not guilty". Six women, and they all agreed; and they came to the verdict fairly quickly. Period.

 

Case closed.