THE 28TH AMENDMENT: A MODEST PROPOSITION

How to handle the disaster that is "President" Joseph Robinette Biden? A simple removal from office in an impeachment or a 25th Amendment action would leave us with President Kamala Harris, an even more dangerous nincompoop. And if we got rid of HER, we would have the spectre of Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office.  Fortunately the Founders of our blessed Republic  provided a solution to just such an emergency.  Article V of the Constitution provides that the legislatures of 3/4ths of the Several States may call a convention to propose Amendments without so much as a by your leave to the increasingly corrupt Congress.  

With that in mind, we at the Alexandria Daily Poop endorse such a convention and offer the following Amendment for the consideration of the Convention: 

IN COLUMBUS, OHIO

THE LEGSILATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES  ASSEMBLED PROPOSE FOR RATIFICATION THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

WHEREAS; in the National Elections of 2020 Joseph Robinette Biden was elected President of the United States and

WHEREAS; Said Joseph Robinette Biden has shown himself to be completely unsuited to hold said office and

WHEREAS; should said Joseph Robinette Biden be removed, the persons in the line of succession to the Office of the Presidency are likely to be similarly incompetent if not worse and

WHEREAS; The electoral process in the 2020 elections was rife with opportunities for election fraud in the name of stopping a pandemic disease, which opportunities have cast a shadow on the legitimacy of the voting process  and

WHEREAS; the occupancy of the Office of the Presidency by Joseph Robinette Biden presents an historic, unprecedented and clear existential threat to the Republic and

WHEREAS; the elevation of the next three persons in the line of succession to said office in the case of removal of Joseph Robinette Biden would only maintain or worsen such threat;

NOW THEREFORE WE THE DELEGATES REPRESENTING THE LEGISLATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES, SITTING IN COVENTION TO PROPOSE AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES AS AUTHORIZED BY ARTICLE FIVE OF SAID CONSTITUTION DO PUT FORTH FOR RATIFICATION BY THE SEVERAL STATES THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT, TITLED:

THE 2020 ELECTION RECALL AND REFORM AMENDMENT

I

THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HEREBY OVERTURNED AND THE RESULT DECLARED NULL AND VOID

The Presidency and Vice Presidency shall be immediately returned to Donald John Trump and Michael Richard Pence; and they shall each be entitled to seek re-election to a full term after serving the remainder of the present term, any provision in this Constitution to the contrary notwithstanding. President Trump and Vice President Pence shall be sworn in and assume office within 24 hours of the ratification of this Amendment. 

All other 2020 election results shall not be affected by this provision.

II

All elections for Federal office shall be held on a date certain, and so-called "Early voting" shall be expressly prohibited; and NO "absentee ballots" shall be issued but for certified good and proper evidence that the voter cannot be present to vote in person, supported by oath or affirmation; and seeking an absentee ballot for any other purpose shall be deemed attempted election fraud and be punishable by imprisonment for two to ten years and a fine of not less than one hundred thousand dollars. And all persons upon appearing to vote in person or requesting an absentee ballot shall be required to present an identification document having a photograph of the holder issued by the State, or the Federal or District or Territorial government having authority in the jurisdiction wherein said voter resides. 

III

The provisions of this Amendment shall take effect IMMEDIATELY after its Ratification by this Convention.

Just a modest proposition.