MAYBE OBAMA IS THE "BEAST" OF THE REVELATION OF SAINT JOHN, AFTER ALL

When speaking with friends and associates, I have often heard joking remarks made that Mr. Barack Hussein Obama (mmm MMM MMM!) might be the "Antichrist", the imitation Jesus who leads the whole world astray. Mostly I just chuckled along with everyone else.

 

Then, yesterday I heard a recording of some rally of idiots for Obama during which some dickhead grabbed a mike and shouted something about "Our Lord and Savior Barack Obama!!!"

 

Our WHAT??  Speak for yourself, you fool.

 

This idiot just proclaimed Obama to be Jehovah GOD. If someone said that about me - albeit I don't hand out cell phones and food stamps, so it beats me why anyone would - but if someone called me "Lord and Savior" I would very quickly point out that he needed a "checkup from the neck up".  If it is not already abundantly evident, I am most certainly NOT GOD.

 

But Obama remains silent about this. Man, that's creepy. I bet Obama is just basking in that "Lord and Savior" remark. Well, just so you all and Mr. Obama know, JESUS OF NAZERETH IS MY LORD, MY GOD, AND MY SAVIOR. And I am waiting for Mr. Obama to correct his errant fan.

 



HO - HO - HOMOSEXUALITY

Through the miracle of talk radio we have been informed that the "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgenderd and Questioning/Curious Community" has announced that if you are of the persuasion to engage members of your own sex in romantic liasons but have neglected to inform your friends and family about this aspect of your personality, the holidays present an excellent opportunity to do so.

 

Now, doing so can have a number of results. It is almost certain that whatever the outcome, everyone will be made to some degree uncomfortable at what ought to be a festive time. But go right ahead and be a selfish pig and ruin everything for your whole family. Suddenly everything will be about YOU. What a great holiday present to give yourself, and never mind that most folks think that the only reason anyone announces his or her homosexuality is to advertise that they are available for a roll in the hay. Otherwise, who gives a fuck?

 

Now, if you bring your boyfreind/girlfreind to the doin's, and if you cuddle while everyone is watching "It's a Wonderful Life"; then fine. At least everyone will know you are spoken for. Maybe you ought to think why you feel that you need to ask permission. Hell, if you're gonna get kicked out, your'e gonna get kicked out either way. But your chances of getting the boot will be vastly increased if you make a BIG FUCKING DEAL out of it. Why these "activists" want you to get in your freind's and family's faces is clear as beer piss. They want you and them to turn against each other.

 

Don't turn a family gathering into another big debate. Especially this year, everybody's had just about enough crap and argument and controversy, don't you think?? 

THANKSGIVING 2012

We gather together, to ask the Lord's Blessing;

He hastens and chastens, His Will to make known!

Let Thy Congregation escape tribulation;

Sing praises to His Name, He forgets not His Own!

 

I personally am very fond of that old hymn. Strangely, however there are some people around here who are not. There is a group called the Washington Ethical Society who celebrate Thanksgiving by holding a "stone soup supper".  More about that later.

 

Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we are aware that many of you readers think that I am feeling less than thankful this particular year. What with Obama winning a second term despite his abyssmal record and this horrible economy, the Middle East boiling over yet again; with "sequestration" looming and poised to decimate the Defense industry which is the engine driving the economy here in Northern Virginia and the rest of the region; still I am strangely at peace with it and find much even in these dire circumstances for which to be thankful.

 

The Democrats are getting more and more over-confident. They think they can blunt the inquiry into Benghazi (and criticism in general) just by having black and/or female members of the Obama administration and the Democrat leadership run their mouths about "racism".   But these people are poltroons. They are strident and sound like complete idiots. Trying to blunt an inquiry into conflicting statements made by the (black female) Ambassador to the United Nations by characterizing that inquest as "a bunch of old white guys beating up a black woman" and other tactics are transparent efforts to change the subject and attack, and the voters see right through them.

 

I am thankful that, had the Electoral vote been split in each State by giving the two Electors representing the Senators to the overall popular State winner but awarding the electors for each Congressional district to the candidate selected by that district, Romney would have gottten 285 electoral votes. The retention of the House of Representatives by the Republican Party shows the desire of the citizenry to have a check thrown on Mr. Obama and his henchmen.

 

I am even thankful for the approaching "financial cliff" and the Defense sequester. The leftist leeches who have turned Virginia ever more purplish mostly depend either directly or indirectly on the Defense industry to make it possible for them to live in Virginia. Virginia may begin to resemble Ohio economically, and as it does these leeches and the hordes of unskilled illegal immigrants who help drive up the cost of housing by filling up rental units will go elsewhere looking for money. There is a solid conservative core of Virginians who have been here 35 years or more, most of whom have family roots going back even further; who will stay behind and bring Virginia back very quickly once the crisis has passed.  As a bonus, maybe a good downsizing will lead to that monster building off I-395 being closed or converted to some kind of warehouse or convention center.

 

I am thankful that God is in complete control of all matters large and small. No matter the circumstance and no matter how dire the situation may appear; for me and for every Believer "Jehovah Girah". On the Mountain of the Lord it shall be provided.

 

Which brings us back to the Washington Ethical Society. These folks are basically a bunch of atheists who think that the human race has no need of God, since humans can posit their own ethics. Many of them see especially Christians as "arrogant" because they cite God and the Bible as the source of "ethics" and morality. This is rather strange, since most of these folks arrogate to their own selves the authority of declaring what is "ethical". 

 

I've spoken to one of these types, and she assures me that "no one person" dictates "a set of rules" but that everything is arrived at by "common consensus".  Pretty much how the Bolsheviks and the National Socialist German Workers Party arrived at their version of ethics, but never mind. Obviously the Washington Ethical Society is truly ethical because they are much better people than the Nazis. We know this because they have arrived at a common consensus and have made it known, I suppose.

 

As I said in opening, the Washington Ethical Society's little imitation of Thanksgiving is their "Stone Soup Supper".  It's based on the old story of three soldiers coming to a village and looking for something to eat, only to encounter villagers who have been hoarding food - made scarce by wartime conditions - away from each other and not about to give any to three soldiers. So the soldiers ask for only a huge cauldron and enough water to fill it.

 

The soldiers set the cauldron over a fire and when it begins to boil one of them produces a "soup stone", which he puts in the pot. After a while, as the scoffing of the villagers dies down, one soldier puts in a spoon and takes a taste; and says that just a bit of salt is needed.

 

Then a tad bit of pepper is requested, and then a cabbage or two, then a few carrots. When the soup begins to develop some flavor, they invite a few villagers to have a taste and suggest what might improve the soup. Soon every single villager has his own idea of what might make a magnificent soup, and eagerly contributes to show what a master of cuisine he is. In the end, a wonderful rich stew is bubbling in the pot, enough to feed the soldiers and the entire village with enough left over to tide the villagers over until help arrives and they can get back on their feet. 

 

Now this is not a bad story at all, and there's a point in there about human nature. But by the lights of such as the Washington Ethical Society, the moral is that "people are basically good" and need only the guidance of a small group of elites to nudge them toward their "better angels". That small group of elites is of course the Washington Ethical Society.

 

So every year, all the members of the Washington Ethical Society have a gathering in which the children of all of the members who are not homosexuals who haven't yet adopted a child to corrupt yet borrow a few rocks from their parent's heads and put them in the pot, and then suggest to the adults what might make a great soup.

 

And so they have their "Stone Soup Supper". They don't call it "Thanksgiving" because, I suppose, it would be silly and immodest to thank one's self for one's own good circumstance. I guess they thank the kids.  Whatever. Just a silly bunch of nimrods I suppose. I wonder who they thank for the kids? The makers of Viagra, maybe?

 

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.  

 

 



THE CRISIS CONTINUES

Here we are at the beginning of the winter holidays, and nothing but trouble and bullcrap all over the place.

Wal-Mart has caused a stir by saying they will be open not just early Friday morning but ON THANKSGIVING DAY??

Who in Sam Hill is gonna wanna shop with a gut full of turkey, cranberries, and stuffing? Personally I won't be shopping, I'll be laying on the couch snoring and farting while the TV shows a football game.

Israel and the madmen in Gaza who call themselves Hamas aare at it again. Hey, Hamas. Shoot a rocket into Israel, expect 20 to come back at you. Are you guys aware that if the Palestinians and the Jews ever decided to make up and be nice to each other, you could have a partnership that would develop into a world-class powerhouse? Great googaly-moogaly. But you think it's a good idea to shoot rockets at the Jews, and inevitably get your asses kicked? Here's an idea: STOP SHOOTING AT ISRAEL AND THEY WILL BE YOUR FRIEND. They will help you. And if you MUST shoot rockets into Israel, and if you are really outraged at the civilian deaths that occur when Israel strikes back, THEN STOP BASING YOUR ROCKET BASES AND COMMAND POSTS NEXT TO SCHOOLS AND PLAYGROUNDS. Holy moley, you people are out of your freaking minds.

 

Meanwhile here in the United States, we have the investigation into the Benghazi debacle continuing, and as the Congress gets closer and closer to exposing Obama's incompetence and corruption, the race and gender cards are being played like crazy.

 

Here is the Democrat strategy: put women and minorities (preferably both) in the highest positions of responsibility, so that when Obama fucks up an investigation into any behavior of any of his underlings can be quickly sidetracked into a debate about "dog whistles" and "code words". 

 

The Obama administration likes to call the victory in the Presidential election "a mandate".  But there's another mandate, which they ignore. The People wisely decided to leave the House of Representatives in Republican hands. And had the Electoral College been apportioned so that the two votes representing the State's Senators be given to the overall statewide popular vote winner BUT the electors representing each Congressional district go to the candidate who won the majority in that district, the outcome of this election may have turned out very differently.

 

What interesting times these are.

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS AN HOUR

Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, we have been wondering how best to "compromise" with the Democrat Party.

So far, no good. The Republicans insist on spending cuts (but not on defense) and no tax increases, while the Democrats insist on taxing the shit out of the producers and refuse to cut "entitlements" (or PBS) one whit, insisting that Defense bear the brunt of cuts.  Obama and his Democrats keep yapping about the need for "bipartisan compromise" by which they mean the Republicans should just fold like a cheap suit. 

 

Okay, FINE.

 

We say give the Democrats what they want AND MORE!! Let the Democrat Senate push through a bill containing whatever their jack-off fantasies of a perfect solution may consist of. When it gets to the House, then let the Republican majority amend the bill to provide that the Federal minimum wage be raised to one hundred dollars per hour, provided that Obamacare has not been repealed by the effective date of the increase.

 

Now, here's the true genius behind this: Although even the most idiotically rabid leftist Democrats (like Maxine Waters) will know that such a measure as increasing the minimum wage to $100 per hour would mean words-fail-us disaster, their "base" will be rejoicing at the notion that their ship is about to dock (because that's what the Democrats have led them to expect). Just imagine Maxine trying to say that a janitor is not worth a C-note per hour and then having to explain to an idiot in her district why she was arguing for de-railing the gravy train of his dreams!!

 

We mean, why, a 40 hour a week worker would be making $208,000 per year, much less than the proposed threshhold for the "wealthiest".  How reasonable! (to the typical idiot Democrat voter).

 

Oh, the possibilities of this, when skillfully execcuted. The game, kids, is to just cut to the chase and expose the logical conclusion of all this supposed Democrat advocacy of "fairness" by taking it to its logical conclusion. 

 

In the end, the Democrats might want to try blaming the Republicans for the repeal of Obamacare. We would bet that is an assignment of blame that the Republicans would gladly bear.

THE RED SHIFT

We learn from the New York Times that despite the recent lamentable re-election of Barack Hussein Obama, the country as a whole has shifted to the right of the political spectrum. In the vast majority of counties nationwide, even where Obama won he won with fewer votes and a lesser percentage of the vote than he did in 2008.  Conversely Romney - even where he LOST, got a greater percentage of the vote than McCain did last time around.

 

 

Nearly three million voters who went for McCain in 2008 stayed home for various reasons. Some were Ron Paulistas who were miffed that their guy didn't get the Republican nod, but our guess is that most of them were over-confident slackers who thought that the rest of us would be sufficient to get the job of removing Obama done and so did not trouble themselves to stand in line and vote. Had these three million folks but done one simple duty on one lousy day, and we would be rid of Obama - and likely have control of the Senate.

 

Thus far Obama and the Democrat leaders are acting like they don't know about the red shift. They are acting as if they own the town, demanding the "compromise" that translates to the Republicans dropping the soap in the shower. They are playing the race card all over the place again, saying things such as the GOP leadership wanting to question Susan Rice over the Benghazi debacle amounts to "a bunch of old white guys beating up on an African-American woman". 

 

Obama and the Democrats conspired to keep the lid on Benghazi until after the election, and they did the same with the dire unemployment figures that just came out. Now their ham-handed attempts to suppress the reaction to these things that are just coming out is showing their true colors.  Obama and his bunch are now doubling down on the tactics that caused the red shift in the first place. 2014 should be interesting.

 

As it stands now, if the election were voided and ordered to be re-voted, we would bet that Romney would be the winner. It won't and he isn't, but it is plain that the Democrats have been digging their own grave for four years. It ought to be deep enough in another four to kick them in and shovel them over. 

 

IF, that is, we last that long.

JUST A MODEST PROPOSAL

Every day of the year I ply my piddling trade in the National Capital Region, and every day I see fellow American citizens gazing in wonder at our magnificent National monuments and memorials. And it occurs to me that back in October of 1973 when I first laid eyes on Washington, D.C. how awestruck I was by the magnificence of the Capital of the free world.

 

But time and familiarity soon reduced these sights to landmarks. The time came when I shook my head at the hordes of tourists marvelling at the Washington Monument and the Jefferson Memorial. After all, I had already climbed the stone stairs of the Washington Monument to the top and then descended them. I had walked right into the Capitol building without saying "boo" to a soul, and had ridden the underground subways between the main Capitol building and the House and Senate office buildings, not on any official business but just as an American citizen out on a lark.

 

But the day came when it was announced that tourists would no longer be allowed to climb the Washington Monument; and it was later announced that descents would have to be by elevator, also. Some time around 1985 or so, visitors entering the buildings of the Capitol complex would have to pass through metal detectors. 

 

In the mid 1990s, Pennsylvania Avenue was closed in the 1600 block, creating massive traffic jams. After the terrorist attacks of 2001, security at the Capitol complex was tightened mire and more. No longer can a citizen enter "the people's house" unless he is part of a tour group being led around by the nose by a tour guide - and woe betide the stray who dawdles and gets separated from the authorized tour group. What once was an open city symbolic of an open society has for the last few years begun to resemble more and more the Kremlin of the Soviet Union.

 

The excuse offered to this is that recent events have evidenced a "new more severe threat level".

 

Bullcrap.

 

Back in the 90s, some idiot shot his way into the Capitol building, killing a Capitol police officer. That wasn't a good thing, but it isn't a new phenomenon.  Back in the 50s, a bunch of Puerto Rican nuts walked in and shot up the Senate floor from the gallery. Did this lead to paranoid pain in the ass security enhancements? NO.

 

In modern times, D.C. has seen a Chilean dissident killed by a car bomb in 1976 and an assassination attempt on a president in 1981. None of this resulted in the level of paranoid prison lockdown style security we are faced with today.  And as the level of security has increased, so seemingly has the arrogance of the protected Senators and Representatives.

 

So here's a little modest proposition: You servants - yes, Harry and yes Nancy and yes Mr. Schumer and the rest of you - you take the same chances as we do. Re-open the Capitol building to full, free public access. Re-open Pennsylvania Avenue. Allow the free people you represent to bring their weapons in, the better to defend against the occasional nutbar.

 

After all, if you are truly doing things to benefit the average American, you need not fear his weapon nor his wrath.  So why are you bunkering yourselves? What are you afraid of? Here's a bit of news: none of you are national treasures. It's an utter waste of money to guard you from unexpected access from the People you serve; as if you were the Hope Diamond. If you're serious about reducing the deficit and the debt, then open up the streets and the buildings and start acting like the servants you are and stop trying to pretend that you are essential and irreplaceable. You're not. To paraphrase Charles DeGaulle, the graveyards are filled with irreplaceable people. 

 

Do your damn job and you'll probably be okay.