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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE: THE SECOND BEST REASON TO VOTE FOR TRUMP

Governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Mike Pence turned in an amazing performance in the debate last night, allowing Timmy Kaine to demonstrate exactly how much of an asshole he (Kaine) is. Hillary and her supporters are in a rout, trying to twist the result nine ways from Sunday to make Pence look bad. 

Of course, the single best reason to vote for Trump in November is to deny Hillary the Harpy the White House. But many of us have had lingering doubts about Trump. 

Now, Trump has stated some lofty goals and excellent ideas. But if he goes too far, he can be impeached. In Mike Pence, we have an excellent replacement in the case that Trump winds up being impeached or assassinated; otherwise ends up being unable to exercise the office of the Presidency. 

ON THE OTHER HAND, if Clinton gains the White House and gets impeached (or possibly offed by her own Secret Service detail), we get Tim Kaine. That is like being offered the choice between burning at the stake or boiling in oil. 

We at the Alexandria Daily Poop are not alone in this estimation. An informal survey indicated that nine out of ten people who had been "on the fence" now feel much better about Donald Trump; knowing that if necessary he can be replaced by a very good man indeed. 

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