THE BEST KEPT SECRET IN ALEXANDRIA

On Southbound US 1 (Called "Henry Street" as it passes through the City of Alexandria); at the corner of Wythe Street stands a little one-story carryout called the "Blue and White". It isn't fancy and in fact it's kind of tacky and dumpy looking. 

I had passed by the Blue and White umpteen times in the last 43 years. But about two months ago I was hungry and wanted to grab a bite before I got handed another call, so I stopped in. 

The first thing I noticed was the prices. The most expensive thing they sell is a fried chicken breast dinner; one breast with two sides (mixed greens, mac n' cheese, green beans, mashed potatoes and gravy and a couple more) with bread and a fork included. That's $5.50. The rest of the dinners are a flat five bucks, no tax. These include chicken, pork chops, and hamburger steak. Half smoke sausage and large sides are $2.50 - $2.75. 

The service is fast - faster than McDonalds - and the staff is very friendly. 

Stop into the Blue and White some afternoon for a large portion of fast comfort food. Tell them you read about them in the Alexandria  Daily Poop. When they look at you funny, say "You know the crazy cabdriver with a thing for your greens? They'll know who you're talking about.

DON'T LET THE DEMOCRATS FOOL YOU - THEY KNOW THEY, AND NOT TRUMP, ARE HEADED FOR A HUGE LOSS

Gentle Readers, we expect you are just as tired as we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop are of this damned election campaign. We can't stand to read anything in the Washington Post, because every article has some little piece of snark about Trump or puffery about Clinton in it. The Trump campaign is described as "flailing" or "floundering" (It's "foundering" you idiots; and it's Clinton doing the foundering.) 

As more and more hacked Clinton e-mails are being discovered, the stench of her corruption is coming off in waves. The tactics of the Democrat Party in inciting violence at Trump rallies and attempting to portray that violence as being started by Trump supporters has been exposed, as has been a network of people secretly (and illegally) carrying on communication between the Clinton campaign and various Political Action Committees and coordinating activities between them. 

Other e-mails betray an almost cavalier attitude about the possibility of policies Clinton advocates leading to a nuclear exchange with Russia. And on and on, but when called on these things, Clinton just dismisses the question by saying that all these e-mails were "Hacked by Russia", as if no further explanation is needed. 

Hillary Clinton cares about three things: Her own self, money, and power; not necessarily in that order. And she will say anything, do anything, and betray anyone - even her own country - to attain these goals. This stench is reaching the nostrils of all but her most fanatic supporters; and she is losing ground daily. 

Against all this, the best Clinton and her supporters can manage is to try to say Trump is unacceptable because he is too enthusiastic in his pursuit of poontang. 

We'll tell you what: When faced with a choice between a patriotic horn-dog and a treasonous, grasping harpy; we at the Alexandria Daily Poop will take the horn-dog every time. And so should you. 

Barring some development such as - well, it would have to be pretty big - this will be our last political post before November 9th. If a little bit of discussion of these matters goes a long way, then so far this campaign has engendered discussion which could encircle the known universe several times. We shall speak to these matters only once more; in the privacy of the voting booth on November 8 2016. Our next post after that will be a post-mortem either of the Clinton campaign or of the United States of America. 

TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT - BECAUSE FUCK YOU, IS WHY

The Democrat Party machine and their tools in the media are in full panic mode. Yesterday CNN (Chicken Noodle News) ran an entire day of nothing but all these women "coming forward" with one bullshit story after another about Trump having "sexually assaulted" them years ago. As we have pointed out, the Democrats  sprang their little "October Surprise" a month early, and now have to keep it going. 

Here's how the Democrat Party operates these days: They identify which Republicans will likely win the nomination. THEN they put private investigators on their tails, to dig up derogatory stuff. Then they withhold the information until firing the torpedo will strike the Republican's flagship amidships, sinking it. 

This time the Nazis yelled "Torpedo Los!! too early and hit the USS Trump in the bow. So now they've got a backup corps of sappers to try and finish Trump off. 

It isn't going to work. And the shameless partisan complicity of the media in all this is going to wind up pissing people off. It's not just endorsing a candidate that they are doing. It is the practice of ignoring ANYTHING derogatory toward Clinton and shouting down anything favorable to Trump that will cheese off the voters. More and more it is being made plain that the Dems and their media henchmen think that the American voter is STUPID. And on Nov. 8, those voters are going to elect Trump ass their way of telling them that they are  NOT stupid. The world's biggest "FUCK YOU" ever.

THE LAMESTREAM DRIVE-BY MEDIA ATTEMPTS TO BLUNT TRUMP'S KO OF HILLARY BY DISTORTIONS AND OTHER TRICKERYrump rump linton r

Just as we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop predicted, the State-controlled lamestream drive-by media has launched a full frontal attack on Trump.

Trump never "pledged to put Clinton in prison". He did pledge to get a special prosecutor to get to the bottom of her e-mail shenanigans and other abuses, boneheaded errors, and misbehavior. It was when Clinton said she was glad Trump was not leading American law enforcement that Trump interjected: "Because you'd be in jail". And the crowd went nuts with cheering. 

Those cheers visibly shook Clinton, and they have caused a shock wave to roil through the Democrat party. And at one point, Clinton tried a similar zinger aimed at Trump, and the crowd hissed at her.   

TRUMP SCORES SOLID WIN, KICKS PHONY "SCANDAL" INTO OUTER SPACE

In the second 2016 Presidential Debate, Donald Trump very quickly dealt with the 11 year old remarks he made to Billy Bush by apologizing and quickly pointed out that while he had only spoken a few words in what he thought was a private conversation, Bill Clinton had assaulted several women in the audience, and that Hillary had helped Bill cover it up. Also present in the audience was a young woman who as a girl of 12 had been a rape victim. Her alleged rapist had been defended by Hillary, who got the creep off on a technicality. Hillary had laughed about this. 

Trump then pointed out that while he may have said bad things, Hillary and Bill had actually done much worse. 

Then Trump lit into the classified e-mails and tore her apart, vowing to name a special prosecutor once he was in office. Clinton in her rebuttal said she didn't think Trump should be in the White House. Trump rejoined her: "Because you'd be in jail!"

The crowd went wild with cheers. 

Taxes, immigration, health care, military strategy (Clinton said giving the enemy 48 hours advance notice of an air raid was sound military strategy (WTF? It is NOT!) Whatever the topic, Trump bounced her around like a ball. 

At one point, the crowd hissed at Clinton. 

If the Democrats had unveiled this "October Surprise" a week before the election, Trump may have never recovered. But so adroitly did he handle this and so thoroughly did he settle Hillary's hash that about mid-week he'll be polling above her again. After that, most of the Republicans who withdrew their endorsements will sign back on. Trump made one point very well: If he's accused of saying some bad things; his opponent has actually DONE lots worse. And Hillary SAYS a lot of stuff that sounds good, but never actually acts on any of it.

Hillary Clinton tried a trick and got Trumped.

TRUMP'S 11 YEAR OLD GAFFE (PART II)

Donald Trump announced today that he would not resign the Republican Presidential Candidacy. We concur that he should not. Here's why:

Trump is not running for "Plaster Saint". He is running for President of the United States; which is still (Obama and his henchmen's efforts notwithstanding) the best and greatest Nation the world has ever seen (and if this offends you, suck a donkey dick and get over it). All this kerfluffle over something Trump said into a hot mike that should have been off; in a private conversation with a freaking liberal at that (and a liberal who was just as grossly sexual as was Trump in that conversation) is the effort of the Democrat Party to provide a shiny object with which to distract the voters from Hillary Clinton's - words fail us - shortcomings. 

The Democrat Party has to have been really desperate about Hillary's chances to have pulled this item out this soon. There's still a month left to get people to realize what this is: A Democrat scam to distract people from the real problems and get them focused on something titillating. Trump trading masturbation fantasies with some liberal-schmiberal weenie 11 years ago is in no way relevant to anything this election is about. 

Of course, some of those Republicans who are up for election have formally pulled their support for Trump. Most of these are facing re-election in districts where people are very socially conservative and fear what standing with Trump might... might do to their chances.

But soon enough, folks will realize that what Trump bawdily joked about 11 years ago has NOTHING to do with what Hillary Clinton has done and continues to do for the last eight. All the Democrat - controlled lamestream drive-by media could maybe milk this all the way to Election Day if they only had two weeks until the election. But... There are FOUR WEEKS remaining, and four weeks is an eternity in politics, especially in an election like this one. 

All the Trump camp needs to do is say that this is an irrelevant 11 year old exchange of WORDS, when what needs to be discussed is DEEDS. Hillary's deeds are despicable and her assuming the Presidency of this Republic is a clear and present danger to it. Trump needs to brush this phony "October Surprise" "scandal" off and do a number on Hillary vis a vis her plans for this Republic. 

The position of the Alexandria Daily Poop stands. We endorse Donald Trump and predict a 37 State landslide on the second Tuesday in November.

FINALLY I KNOW WHAT THE HELL A "SCHNITZELBANK" IS

As an elementary school lad, one of the songs we sang when the music teacher paid our classroom a visit was: Ist Das Nicht Ein Schnitzelbank?" The lyrics:

"Ist das nicht ein schnitzelbank?

Ja! Das ist ein schnitzelbank!" 

Translation:

"Is this not a schnitzelbank?

"Yes, this is a schnitzelbank!"

One burning question had haunted me all these years: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHNITZELBANK?? The only thing I knew about concerning schnitzel was Weiner Schnitzel, basically breaded fried veal. Since I knew a bank was something you put valuables in, I thought it might have been a refrigerator or a freezer. You know: "Schatzi, I'm home! Vere ist mein schnitzel?"  "You ist late, Hans. I put it in der schnitzelbank. Heat it up!" Thing is, what if she had made knockwurst. Was there a separate "Knockwurstbank"? Or did they just shove everything in the schnitzelbank? 

Well, thank heavens somebody posted the meaning on Wikipedia. In German, a "Schnitzelbank" is a woodworking bench. "Bank" being German for "Bench" and "Schnitzel" being German for "chip" or "Shavings" (Weiner Schnitzel being pounded very thin explains the name for that dish.)

Finally. After 53 years I know what a schnitzelbank is. Why didn't they tell us when we were being taught the damn song?

DONALD TRUMP'S 11 YEAR OLD GAFFE

Comes now the news that more than a decade ago Donald Trump was caught on an open mike having a bullshit session with Billy Bush (whoever the hell he is, we are given to understand he's some kind of celebrity gossip yenta) about how to feel up chicks. Or something like that, a good deal of it was bleeped out. A couple of things here.

FIRST: When males get together one common subject they discuss is how to get them some wimmens. Human males bond over discussing females and how to get them in bed. Unless we're homosexual, it's a large part of what we talk about. And homosexuals talk about other males. Yet Gerry Studds - the Massachusetts Democrat who maintained a Congressional page boy as a lover - everyone in the Democrat Party was okay with that. (There was a censure, but that was kabuki). Another Massachusetts Democrat, Barney Frank, had a male prostitute lover who ran a call boy service out of the basement of Frank's Capitol Hill townhouse. After a few weeks of tee-hee news stories, the whole thing was forgotten.

SECOND: While Trump merely had a male-to-male "bull session" with another man in the back of a limo with an expectation that the conversation was private, Hillary's husband Bill was confronted with multiple accusations of having actually having engaged in several actual, unwelcome "feel-ups" of women, INCLUDING THE VERY SERIOUS ACCUSATION OF THE RAPE OF JUANITA BRODERICK, WHO IS NOT ONLY FEMALE BUT AFRICAN-AMERICAN INTO THE BARGAIN! In all of these instances, Hillary coordinated attacks on the accusers. In fact, as an attorney in Arkansas Hillary managed to get a man off on a technicality in the rape of a TWELVE YEAR OLD CHILD. She later laughed about it. 

Donald Trump engaged in what is commonly known as "locker room banter" and got caught on an open mike. Hillary Clinton is an accessory after the fact in several cases of sexual assault of a female. 

Now who's the one who's a danger to women and girls?? 

GOVERNOR MIKE PENCE: THE SECOND BEST REASON TO VOTE FOR TRUMP

Governor and Vice-Presidential candidate Mike Pence turned in an amazing performance in the debate last night, allowing Timmy Kaine to demonstrate exactly how much of an asshole he (Kaine) is. Hillary and her supporters are in a rout, trying to twist the result nine ways from Sunday to make Pence look bad. 

Of course, the single best reason to vote for Trump in November is to deny Hillary the Harpy the White House. But many of us have had lingering doubts about Trump. 

Now, Trump has stated some lofty goals and excellent ideas. But if he goes too far, he can be impeached. In Mike Pence, we have an excellent replacement in the case that Trump winds up being impeached or assassinated; otherwise ends up being unable to exercise the office of the Presidency. 

ON THE OTHER HAND, if Clinton gains the White House and gets impeached (or possibly offed by her own Secret Service detail), we get Tim Kaine. That is like being offered the choice between burning at the stake or boiling in oil. 

We at the Alexandria Daily Poop are not alone in this estimation. An informal survey indicated that nine out of ten people who had been "on the fence" now feel much better about Donald Trump; knowing that if necessary he can be replaced by a very good man indeed. 

THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

AS WE WRITE THIS, The 2016 Vice-Presidential Debate is under way. Right now Democrat Tim Kaine is engaging in a lot of standard liberal-schmiberal twaddle, plus interrupting Governor Pence with a lot of bullshit every time Pence makes a point. He sounds like one of these talk show callers, "Progressive" nutbars who just keep talking even though it's time to shut the fuck up and let the host respond. 

Kaine is also trying that old liberal trick of turning what Pence says into something else, and then attacking him for what he DIDN'T say. 

Kaine is also being a smarmy, smug asshole. He's repeating the lie that Trump said that "Mexicans" are murderers and rapists. (Trump said that a lot of the ILLEGAL ALIENS are rapists and murderers, and they so ARE. But never mind the truth.)  

Cripes, now Kaine is saying that Trump would erect a "Mt Rushmore" consisting of "Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, Moammar Qadaffi, and Saddam Hussein".  Lame-O.

Pence on the other hand is handling Kaine, whose Governership of the Commonwealth of Virginia was so great that the People of Virginia elected Republican O'Donnell to succeed him. 

Kaine's rude, superior, I-know-best attitude is off-putting in the extreme. what a blow-hole. I'm calling this one a solid Pence win.