ROUND TWO

WELL, dear readers, the second "debate" between Governor Mitt Romney and Mr. Barack "MMM MMmm MMMM" Obama (the alleged President of the United States) has concluded.

All we need to know about Obama came in the first five minutes, when Romney said that even though Obama accused him of saying that GM ought to have been allowed to go into Chapter 11 bankruptcy; that is exactly what happened under Obama. And in fact GM did in fact undergo a Chapter 11 re-organization. Obama denied this.

 

Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we spent the remainder of the debate making "jerk-off" gestures to damn near everything the Nincompoop-In-Chief said.

 

This whole thing had gotten to the point that it is ridiculous. Romney will take the election with 318 electoral votes.

 

Either that, or we are doomed. Obama is a lying sack of shit. There's no gentle way of saying it.