ONE REASON we have advocated abstaining from "early voting" (unless necessary) is so you may be able to take advantage of our endorsements of the candidates for office. The following are the endorsements of the Alexandria Daily Poop for next month's general elections:
FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan. Just go back to the first post and read this entire blog. Even we had moments at the beginning where we thought Little Boy Barry would "grow" into the job. If he had even begun to get us out of this mess, we would have gladly endorsed another four years. Instead Obama has been the puppet of the Left and has done nothing but fuck up right and left.
We need a President, not a "president". Mitt Romney is an expert businessman who can get us out of these economic straits. Moreover, he's not going to trot the globe apologizing for America and saying that we "have been arrogant". Under Romney, our friends will be confident of our support and our enemies will fear us, and that's the way it MUST be.
FOR CONGRESSMAN REPRESENTING THE CITY OF ALEXANDRIA
Patrick Murray is again running against the appalling James P. "Bugs" Moran. Come on, Alexandria. I know most of you guys are liberal Democrats, but if you are true to your beliefs then why do you - election after election - support a wife-beating Jew-hating old drunk? If for no other reason, vote for Murray and thereby tell Moran to get his ass back to Boston where he can drink, fight, and fart all he wants without embarassing the Democrat party.
FOR UNITED STATES SENATOR
George Allen. The only reason he's not STILL one of our Senators is because of that "Macacca" comment. Look, folks. Allen himself probably doesn't realize it; but that comment was rooted in his boyhood. His mom is Moroccan. He was probably called "Macacca" by his mom multiple times when he got into mischief as a boy and called that idiot Democrat operative that name because it was what his mom said when a Midwestern mother would have said "scamp".
Allen is running against former Virginia governor Tim Kaine. Well, in Virginia Governors can only serve ONE term, so re-election can't be used as a yardstick. So here's the good story on Kaine: Kaine represented the Democrat vision for Virginia so effectively that the Commonwealth voted in a very conservative Republican McDonnell to replace him. Vote for George Allen.
FOR MAYOR OF THE CITY OF ALEXANDRIA
Andrew McDonald is the Republican choice to replace Mayor William Euille, whose sole qualification for office is having grown up in "the projects" and his touting of his "one Alexandria" concept, which when analyzed is not unifying but divisive. Time to go, Bill. Vote for McDonald.
FOR THE ALEXANDRIA CITY COUNCIL
RE-Elect Fannon and Hughes. They have provided much-needed "pushback" for some of the more insane schemes of the Alexandria City Council. And as to any other choices, replace other incumbents with any Republican, Libertarian, or Independent candidate that you please. The Democrat political machine has run this city far too long. They bitch about a lack of City funds, yet they angle for more freebies for citizens. Two more "free trolleys" are in the works, not for just Old Town but for DelRay and the West End. They say these "trolleys" will bring tourist dollars in to businesses but in reality they are mostly used by everyday working stiffs to get home at the end of a day. We at the Alexandria Daily Poop have nothing against the working man or woman, but each of these trolleys costs well over one million semoleons a year to operate. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
And wherever you are, and whatever city or State you live in, Vote a straight Republican ticket insofar as is possible. The excesses of the Democrat Party need to have some stopping power turned on them. The message needs to get to the rank and file of the Democrat Party that their leadership has perverted their party into a quasi-Communist nightmare. Once the rank and file Democrats have wrested control of their party from these Statist lefties, we might see thje way clear to endsorse a Democrat or two. But not this time around.