THE RAPTURE MAY BE TOMORROW AFTER ALL

IN A PREVIOUS POST WE VOICED SKEPTICISM OF EVANGELIST HAROLD CAMPING'S PREDICTION OF A GLOBAL EARTHQUAKE AND OTHER HORRORS TO ACCOMPANY THE RAPTURE OF CHRISTIANS TOMORROW. HOWEVER, RECENT EVENTS INDICATE CAMPING MAY BE RIGHT AT LEAST ABOUT THE RAPTURE.

Two days ago, "Palestinians" attempted a mass march across Israel's borders from four sides.

Yesterday "President" Obama basically threw Israel under the bus in his middle-east policy speech, directed at the Moslem world. If somebody doesn't stop this jug-eared Communist nincompoop, things are going to get really bad.

But The Alexandria Daily Poop has some semi-good news for all you non-Christians out there: There won't be any earthquake. A whole bunch of missing persons, maybe. But no big worldwide earthquake.

Instead, IF tomorrow is the day all the Christians are taken out of the world; then that will mark the start of a time that will see a one-world government, a phony brokered peace between the Jews and the Moslems, and which will culminate in the great final battle of Armageddon.t Events leading up to this battle will include the Antichrist, mark of 666 and all the rest of it.

As I said, it's semi-good news for you all. The bad news is, you will be stuck here, and if you don't follow the Antichrist you will die horribly; and if you do you will be damned.

We also don't think the Rapture will even be exactly tomorrow. Our opinion is "no man knows the day or hour", but right now it looks to us as if the situation is that of a very pregnant woman Nobody knows the exact day or hour the baby will be born, either. But the signs are unmistakable that the due date is very near indeed. Very very near.

HAROLD CAMPING

MUCH ATTENTION HAS BEEN DIRECTED TO THE PREDICTION OF ONE HAROLD CAMPING THAT THE "RAPTURE" OF CHRISTIANS WILL TAKE PLACE ON THE 21ST DAY OF NEXT MONTH. Both Christians and those who hate them would love for this to be true. In fact, I would welcome it in the next ten minutes. It is hard to fathom how much worse things can get before God finally says "ENOUGH!!"

Israel is surrounded by enemies, one of which - Iran - is trying like mad to develop a nuclear weapon which her president Mahmoud Ahmedi-Nijad has all but promised to use to blow Israel off the map. Scientists are using their knowledge to try and manipulate life. There is a proposition afoot in the United Nations to give human rights to insects and trees and rocks (and no, i''m NOT KIDDING).

The world has gone COMPLETELY INSANE.

May 21st??? I would not be surprised if God decided he'd finally had it in the next ten seconds.

But Camping has been wrong before. He claims that "further study" has enlightened him. However, the "clear teaching of the Bible" he claims to espouse teaches that "no man knows the day or hour".

And why is knowing the date so important? Shouldn't Christians be prepared always for this event? Shouldn't we always be trying to lead others on the path to God and Heaven?

One day, and soon, I hope, the dead who are in Christ will arise to meet Him, and we who are alive will be taken up to join Him in the air, and so shall we always be with the LORD.

Something tells me that Brother Camping will be among us, and that Jesus will look at him and say something like:

"Harry, you're an idiot. But I still love you."