THE RAPTURE MAY BE TOMORROW AFTER ALL

IN A PREVIOUS POST WE VOICED SKEPTICISM OF EVANGELIST HAROLD CAMPING'S PREDICTION OF A GLOBAL EARTHQUAKE AND OTHER HORRORS TO ACCOMPANY THE RAPTURE OF CHRISTIANS TOMORROW. HOWEVER, RECENT EVENTS INDICATE CAMPING MAY BE RIGHT AT LEAST ABOUT THE RAPTURE.

Two days ago, "Palestinians" attempted a mass march across Israel's borders from four sides.

Yesterday "President" Obama basically threw Israel under the bus in his middle-east policy speech, directed at the Moslem world. If somebody doesn't stop this jug-eared Communist nincompoop, things are going to get really bad.

But The Alexandria Daily Poop has some semi-good news for all you non-Christians out there: There won't be any earthquake. A whole bunch of missing persons, maybe. But no big worldwide earthquake.

Instead, IF tomorrow is the day all the Christians are taken out of the world; then that will mark the start of a time that will see a one-world government, a phony brokered peace between the Jews and the Moslems, and which will culminate in the great final battle of Armageddon.t Events leading up to this battle will include the Antichrist, mark of 666 and all the rest of it.

As I said, it's semi-good news for you all. The bad news is, you will be stuck here, and if you don't follow the Antichrist you will die horribly; and if you do you will be damned.

We also don't think the Rapture will even be exactly tomorrow. Our opinion is "no man knows the day or hour", but right now it looks to us as if the situation is that of a very pregnant woman Nobody knows the exact day or hour the baby will be born, either. But the signs are unmistakable that the due date is very near indeed. Very very near.