PRESIDENT TRUMP: HERE'S AN IDEA FOR DEALING WITH THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA

Mr. President:

We have noticed for some time now the snide manner in which certain members of the news media conduct themselves during press conferences. 

Our suggestion to you is that the next time one of these so-called "reporters" begins running his or her yap in a way clearly betraying a total disregard for responsible news reporting and becomes disruptive, have your press secretary immediately revoke that news organization's White House credentials and announce that they will be given to this blog, The Alexandria Daily Poop. 

Although we could not possibly attend every press conference (we work for a living) it would be delicious to see the likes of Chicken Noodle News convulsing in outrage at being thrown out in favor of an obscure web log with a semi-scatalogical title. 

Best hopes that you will succeed in fulfilling your promise to Make America Great Again.  God Bless and keep you, Mr. President. And God bless the United States of America.