We are really getting tired of hearing people speculate on the mental health of President Trump's tweenager son Barron. The most common rumor is that he is autistic.
We don't know how this idiotic rumor got started. Perhaps Barron has some creative talent and his mother bragged about him being "artistic" but her accent made it sound like "autistic". More likely some sore-loser Progressive creep like the blowhole who shot up the ballfield here in Alexandria decided to make Trump's whole family as miserable as possible.
In any case we have employed our considerable investigative skills and our boodle of contacts and can now assure you that
THERE IS NOT ONE GODDAMNED FUCKING THING WRONG WITH BARRON TRUMP.
Now knock it the fuck off, you child abusers.
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