FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT PART III: THE NERDS' HEADS EXPLODE

For the second time in three months, European scientists have shown that it is possible for at least a sub-atomic particle to travel faster than the speed of light. This has really got the internet's armchair "physicists'" knickers into a very tight twist. You'd get a more reasoned reaction from a Foursquare Pentacostal Holiness minister if you told him that Man is descended from apes.

I mean the nerds are just having a FIT. But, there it is, "Hi! It's Mr. Neutron!" and THEN the doorbell rings.

Imagine: Superman is found dead of gunshot wounds, and the medical examiner winds up arguing with everybody about how this is IMPOSSIBLE, even as the corpse stiffens and begins to stink.

Maybe it's just possible that the brainiest folks on the planet (or so they claim) DON'T know everything, after all.