We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop are so very glad that "Chaz"'s father Sonny Bono is not alive to have to deal with this idiocy. The former Chastity Bono is of course the offspring of Sonny Bono and his mate and one-time hippie act singing partner Cher Bono, now known to most of us simply as "Cher".
At some point Chastity began "self-identifying" as a lesbian. Now she has had her genitalia surgically modified and takes male hormone injections. She wants to be called "he"; and most of the "mainstream media" is compliant with her wishes, but we at the Alexandria Daily Poop refuse to participate in this "Chaz-rade" "Chaz" is a "she".
She cannot father children, but perhaps if the mutilation her hyper-indulgent mother paid some Frankenstein of a "doctor" to inflict on her can be reversed she can give birth. And if her hormone injections are discontinued her beard will disappear and her tits will regenerate.
Really, if some chick wants to assume the male role with a female partner; then there is an amazing piece of rigging known as a "strap-on dildo" which is much less expensive and light years less controversial than spending a fortune on mutilating one's own self.
Some time ago we knew a young man who got a similar "surgical re-assignment" to a "female" genital configuration. He had been a homosexual male, so he thought he would be changed to a heterosexual female.
As it turned out, we ran into him in a public venue several years later, and asked him if he had a steady beau or a husband yet. Here is his response, and brace yourself:
""Oh, men are only after one thing. I've stopped dating men. I'm a lesbian."
Yikes. Finally, the cure for homosexuality. Yikes.
Maybe "Chaz" will similarly straighten out and become a heterosexual woman.
Keep a tight asshole, Chaz.
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