Well, folks; as you know Harold Camping predicted a huge global earthquake beginning at 6PM at the International Date Line and moving west with the hour, to be accompanied by the Rapture of Christians in its path.
Bother. EVEN accounting for Daaylight Savings Time, it's been six PM halfway around the globe by now. In fact, at the International Date Line right now it's 6:30 AM TOMORROW.
Yet not even a tremor has been reported anywhere.
Too bad. I'd have loved to get off this fechachtehleh planet. I guess there isn't gonna be any Rap