EINE KLEIN GRATITUOUS LIBTARD-BASHING

THE SUBJECTS WE HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING HERE THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN MIGHTY DEPRESSING, SO TODAY WE THOUGHT WE'D JUST GO FOR A DRIVE AND ADMIRE ALL THE BLOOMING FRUIT TREES. AND THIS GOT US THINKING THAT IT WOULD BE CATHARTIC TO POINT OUR VIRTUAL FLAMETHROWER AT A BLOOMIN' LIBTARD FRUIT.

DAVID BROCK is the homosexual who runs "Media Matters for America" He used to be a staunch conservative until he found out that gay guys who are conservative, even just fiscally conservative and not socially conservative, have on hell of a hard time getting laid and tend to get drinks thrown in their faces in gay bars.  Halfway through the first term of President George W. Bush he evidently got tired of having his tricks pull on their clothes and leave abruptly; and he wrote "Blinded by the Right: The Conscience of an Ex-Conservative".  Brock went on to found "Media Matters for America", an organization dedicated to magnifying and aggravating any blemish on any Conservative entity they can find and/or manufacture.  The technique is what we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop call "telling the truth, but not the whole truth and sometimes anything but the truth".

DESPITE CHARGES THAT HIS SUPPOSEDLY "EDUCATIONAL" NON-PROFIT "MEDIA MATTERS" IS ACTUALLY A POLITICAL ACTIVIST CONCERN AND THUS UNLAWFULLY CLAIMING TAX-EXEMPT STATUS, Brock insists he and "Media Matters" are squeaky clean.

Yet, back in February of this year Brock paid his "domestic partner" (ho ho ho) OVER THREE QUARTERS OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT CERTAIN MATTERS INVOLVING THE IRS!!

Hold the phone. We thought Brock was one o' them tax-loving liberals. You know, the ones who think guys with a lot of dough are morally deficient and need to have their wealth "re-distributed" and spread around among the "have-nots".  Yet he can dip into his pocket and pull out 850 grand for a HUSH MONEY PAYMENT??

Well, Davey, at least you're gettin' some now, right?? Don't talk with your mouth full, David.

EASTER 2012

TODAY those of us who are Christian celebrate and remember the key, defining event of the Christian faith: the Resurrection of Jesus of Nazerath, the Christ.

It is a bit annoying to hear at every turn this or that politician to cite as the "central tenet" of Christianity some bit iof scripture taken out of context which fits his or her agenda and purportedly justifies the government doing this or that; making some restriction on individual freedom, etcetera. 

However, the central tenet of Christianity is:

Jesus of Nazareth the Christ is Jehovah God. He was concieved in and born to a virgin by the Holy Spirit.

He lived an absolutely perfect life among us, and taught and acted as LORD God all the while.

His freinds said He was God, His family said He was God and His enemies said He was God.

He was captured by the Romans and falsely accused of advocating rebellion against Rome.  He was examined under the lash, and tried and sentenced to be crucified by Pontius Pilate.

He carried the sins of all who believe on him, and died on a Roman cross and was sealed in a tomb.

Three days later, he rose and took back the life he had laid down, and left the tomb as the first of the Resurrected.

There is no path to Heaven except through Jesus. NONE.

When the politicians shill for more money and more government, they leave all of this stuff out.  Today we Believers remember it, we thank Him for it, and we look hopefully for His promised return.

At which time everybody will get a quick refresher course on what the "central tenets" of Christianity are.

Happy Easter. If you don't know Jesus as your Lord God and Savior, ask a minister or basically any Christian will be happy to show you the first steps on the way. 

FIBONACCI GOES TO CANDORVILLE

IN MY LAST POST I ASSERTED THAT I HAD PROVEN THAT, CONTRARY TO THE PROOFS ASSERTED BY SOME MATHEMATICAL EGGHEAD THE FIBONACCI SERIES CONTAINED AN INFINITE NUMBER OF "PERFECT SQUARES" AND WENT SO FAR AS TO NOMINATE MYSELF FOR A NOBEL PRIZE.

Of course I have been assailed by mathematicians who heatedly assert that I am - what was the word they used? - Oh, yeah. "Wrong".  In what way??

After all, if you repeat the steps I did, running a column of Fibonacci numbers down to the 2000th number in the series; then using the "SQRT" function to extract the square roots, and running a column of the ratios between adjacent Fibonacci numbers, you get these results:

Every number after the 137th in the series has as a ratio of exactly 1.618033988749890 (thus verifying that all those numbers are of the Fibonacci sequence) and

From Fibonacci number #138 on down, the square root of the number is a whole number with only zeroes after the decimal out to the max decimal places available on Excel.

Plus, as a verifier; multiplying the cells containing the square roots by themselves yields a square that matches the original  Fibonacci number.

BUT!

If you then take the square root and write it as an independent whole number, and multiply that number by itself, you get a result that differs - in the case of series # 138 -  by 100,000,000,000,000.

Fibonacci Number 138 is 19,134,702,400,093,300,000,000,000,000.  A whopper. It's square root (as calculated by Microsoft Excel) is 138,328,241,513,052.000000000000000000000000000000. This number is (in my spreadsheet) contained in cell E-138.

The calculation "E138xE138" equals the aforementioned Fibonacci number EXACTLY. 

However, when Excel multiplies 138,328,241,513,052, entered into a separate cell as a whole number, by itself with no decimal points, the product is 19,134,702,400,093,200,000,000,000,000. A difference of one hundred billion.  Just why this is I don't know; I have been experimenting around with placing 9 in the decimal series, but past 26 decimal places a 9 just doesn't approach becoming part of the whole number to the left of the point. Nevertheless, there it is. Actual computation with a sophisticated computer program yielding two different results. 

I have wondered about this for about two years now. See, I have known there was something clunky about this "infinite perfect squares" idea for a while, and I performed the operations to uncover the discrepancy as soon as I saw the apparent result of the first set of calculations. That was two years ago at least. So I knew I was probably mistaken all along.

 I suppose I could probably figure this out if I took enough time, but that last post wasn't about math in the first place.   It was about the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case.

Just as so many people have gone about trumpeting their cock-sure opinions about that case, basing them on second-hand "evidence" (that in fact turns out to have been doctored by the so-called "objective, neutral" news media); So I trumpeted my "genius" discovery and presented evidence which would - to most folks - seem credible. However, a complete investigation using facts produced quite a different result. 

If I, in the face of all this, were to go about spouting off that I was right, the mathematicians were wrong, and there must be something wrong with Microsoft Excel, I would then be a double-dip moron, because I would be crowing about making a "discovery" with the use of a tool which I had just said was possibly faulty. 

So the previous post was a sort of spoof. But there is one factor not present in my faux hubris that is present in the heated discussions of this Florida shooting: Human emotion and the tendency toward ulterior motives. The characteristics of the Fibonacci sequence do not lend themselves easily to the stirring of passions.

And the tongue-in-cheek claim I made in that last post was backed by far more credible evidence than anything being cited by those who are making all the deranged comments about this case of what may or may not be justifiable homicide. But no matter. There is money and votes and political leverage to be gained by exploiting ignorance.

All I wanted was a lousy Nobel. 

THE FIBONACCI SERIES HAS INFINITE PERFECT SQUARES

I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT MAYBE I OUGHT TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DRIVE A CAB FOR A LIVING, ESPECIALLY SINCE I AM A FREAKING GENIUS. 

 The only problem is I am WAY over fifty. Who would hire me? Besides, I don't need some asshole boss telling me to tone down my politics or be fired.

Leave us face it, I have been attacked by some of the worst viruses on the net, and yet this very machine I am writing this on is the same one that had its internet capability wiped out, and Yours Truly found out a way to fix the damage and get back up. I did NOT get a new operating program and I did not perform a reinstall, I did my research and scotched the booger on my own.  I didn't pay a tech and I didn't buy one damn thing, except for the no-shit security program I am running now. This is being written using the exact same Windows Vista operating system I was running before the attack. I didn't spend a dime in the process except, as I said, for the security program. All my files are intact and so are all of my programs such as Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Word.

One thing about hacking a cab is that sometimes you get a real humdinger of an idea. Usually I'm able to just knock off the job without saying boo to anyone and run home and do a bit of research. Recently this happened when I read somewhere that fhe Fibonacci series contained no perfect squares other than 1 and 144. 

It just so happens that I have been fascinated by the Fibonacci series for at least 30 years. About a year ago, I set up a spreadsheet to calculate the Fibonacci series up to one thousand numbers.  I also ran a column beside the series to calculate the ratio between one number in the series and the one immediately following, and found that - calculated to 25 decimal points; after the 137th number in the series the ratio came to an invariable 1.618033988749890000000000000. 

I set up a column to extract the square roots of these numbers, and from Fibonacci number 138 on down, out to 25 decimal points they were all whole numbers. So when I found out about this "proof" that had been discovered that there were no "perfect squares" among the numbers in the series save for 1 and 144, I hurried back home and took those square roots and ran another column multiplying them by their own values as simple integers with no decimal points, and another subtracting  the product from the original Fibonacci number.  The result was ZERO.  Every time.

To the contrary of what the mathematicians with their arcane symbols and calculations claim to have "proven"; unless Microsoft Excel has a major clinker in its innards, I, F. Allen Norman Jr., have just proven that the Fibonacci series contains INFINITE perfect squares from the 138th number in the series on down. 

I'll take that Nobel in gold bullion, thanks.

CANDORVILLE DROPS THE BALL ON TRAYVON

"CANDORVILLE" A SYNDICATED COMIC STRIP CONCERNING THE LIFE AND MISFORTUNES OF A STRUGGLING AFRICAN-AMERICAN "JOURNALIST" HAS IN THE LAST COUPLE DAYS JUMPED INTO THE TRAYVON MARTIN AFFAIR.

"Candorville" has as its main character one Lamont, who has a thug "buddy" named Clyde (who is always stealing Lamont's stuff) and an hispanic female platonic friend who is always saying "dios mio". (But the author of the strip isn't racist because he's African-American. Right.)

Several times over the life of the strip, Lamont has had dreams in which he shares a subway ride with recently deceased public figures. After the author has made his point, the deceased gets off at his or her "stop" and Lamont continues on back to the real world. This week it's Trayvon Martin's turn to ride the dream train with Lamont.

The writer of the strip has Lamont telling Trayvon that evryone is digging up dirt on him so that nobody will believe he was just an innocent young sweet-pea who was defending himself from a brutish white man. 

To be fair, comic strips are drawn at least four weeks before publication. But this raises a question. This strip was drawn a month ago, before anyone outside of Sanford Florida ever even HEARD of this Trayvon kid.  The notion of a poor little scared 12-year-old trying to fend off a murderous racist has been blown out of the water. How did Candorville's creator know this would become a national news story a month ago, when it wasn't?

And then, when the narrative espoused by the strip has been discredited, the author just lets it run?  When Garry Trudeau is faced with developments that make him look like an idiot, he pulls the strips and runs "Doonesbury Flashbacks" - AKA old strips - until he has some new material.

"Candorville" however seems to be dedicated to preserving the last vestiges of the old story that a poor little kid carrying a bag of candy was murdered by a deadly hater. Just another attempt at keeping the racial tension high over this case so as to distract us from the fact that we for example have a "president" who was caught telling the Russians that all they need to do is wait until he's fooled we the idiot people into re-electing him, and then he'd be free to give them the American store.

Unfortunately, it won't work this time. Just to be candid about it.  

NBC stands for "NO BELIEVABLE CONTENT""

Well, just when we thought the coverage and public discussion about the death of Trayvon Martin couldn't get any more blatantly skewed by the deliberate manipulation and misrepresentation of information by a biased and corrupt media, today a new low was exposed.

NBC yesterday played a tape of George Zimmerman's conversation with the 911 operator concerning his observation of Trayvon Martin walking though the complex. Zimmerman said he was wearing a hooded sweatshirt and "He looks like he's Black".

OH MY GOD!! WHAT A RACIST!!

Or not.  You see, NBC edited that tape.  Before Zimmerman said "he looks like he's Black"  THE DISPATCHER ASKED ZIMMERMAN TO TELL HER IF THE PERSON HE WAS WATCHING APPEARED TO BE WHITE, BLACK OR HISPANIC.

The African-American community took this as proof that Zimmerman was a racist and shot the "unarmed" Martin because he hated Blacks.  This in turn has further complicated the job of Florida law enforcement in getting at the bottom of what really happened. 

Here in Alexandria Virginia, Hizzoner Mayor Bill Euille got into the fray, declaring that Zimmerman needs to be arrested for murder.  HEY MAYOR EUILLE! YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.  IN ORDER TO ARREST SOMEONE FOR MURDER, THERE HAS TO BE PROBABLE CAUSE THAT A MURDER WAS COMMITTED. ARE YOU A FLORIDA COP?  NO? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIND SOME POTHOLES TO FIX.  STOP STIRRING THE POT. OR ARE YOU TRYING TO START A RACE RIOT IN ALEXANDRIA?

Now since everyone and his Uncle Fudd is blathering all this speculation, I'll just add  some of my own.

I put the word "unarmed" in quotes, because it is quite possible that Trayvon Martin was shot as he TRIED TO TAKE ZIMMERMAN'S FIREARM AWAY AND USE IT ON ZIMMERMAN.  Notice how I am not stating this as fact, but just my little theory.  I trust the Florida authorities to gather the evidence and conduct the investigation. They and only they are competent to determine whether this is a case of justifiable homicide, or an accidental shooting, or some degree of manslaughter or murder. 

Until that determination is made, everyone needs to just calm down and stop believing every thing they hear especially on NBC. If you want some FACTS, then long distance information can give you the number to the public affairs section of the Sanford, Florida police department.  Let's just wait to see what the Grand Jury says, how's that for a plan?

I'M BACK, FOLKS!

FINALLY! I thought that the Sirefef virus had done me in, but as it turns out all I needed to do was go to the library and search out a repair for the havoc. Now I'm back and my security systems and passwords are hideously strong. 


Now if you are anything like most folks you are sick and tired of hearing about a certain fatal shooting down in Sanford, Florida. Aside from the observation that it took the media over a month to scoot this to the forefront of the public attention. As for me, I don't know for sure WTF is going on with this shooting and all these idiots who have NO connection to the ongoing multiple investigations but keep mouthing off about it as if they were eyewitnesses have ditto no idea what the truth is. What they ARE trying to do is make some political hay out of it, and of course Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson hope to hustle some greenbacks out of it into the bargain.  


The DemonRatz are playing the race card to the hilt to advance several agendas in this one.  Here's the game: They catch a Republican saying "dammit" and respond by screaming, "How DARE you use such vile language, you no-good fucking son of a BITCH! You ought to have your mouth washed out with soap, you cocksucker, you motherfucker, you shit-fucking prick!!!" 


The good news is they've played this crap so blatantly that only the most blindly doctrinaire and the most slavish followers of that doctrine can help but see this garbage for what it is. 


Al Sharpton wants to see Zimmerman in handcuffs, on the basis of what he thinks the truth ought to be, regardless of what it is. 


I think Al Sharpton ought to be held down and have Skittles shoved up his fat ass until they come out of his loud idiot mouth. 


And that's all I have to say (for now) on the subject of the "Trayvon" shooting.  


It's 4 AM and I've been awake for almost 20 hours. I'll post more later.  It's nice to be back. 'Nite.