WE here at the Alexandria Daily Poop cannot fully express in words how elated we were this morning to learn that Mitt Romney has chosen Paul Ryan (R-Wisconsin) as his running mate. The fact that the statist leftist morons out there wasted no time in flooding every internet site featuring this news with their snide drivel is proof that 'president' Obama and his butt-licking followers fear Ryan even more than Romney.
Within seconds Team Obama had an attack ad on the air. This rapidity has been touted as proof of the Obama campaign's preparedness and ability to respond quickly, however it is certain that they had pre-made ready-to-go attack ads aimed at anyone they thought was remotely likely to be named Romney's running mate, and pulled this one off the shelf and dubbed in some current info just before airing it.
Otherwise the Democrat party operatives are reacting like Iron Chef contestants right after the "mystery ingredient" has been revealed.
Well, we suppose they will try to "Palinize" Ryan. Good luck with that. Ryan is very well-spoken and (and this terrifies the Ubamanistas) knowledgable and well versed in the math and philosophy of finance, budgets, and economics. What is worse for Obama, he has a talent for being able to explain complex economic matters in a way that most laymen can understand. The Democratic pitch to the citizenry is an attempt to fuddle them, to make them think that they need "experts" such as Obama's choice for Treasurer Tim "I'm so silly I can't operate TurboTax" Geithner. (Well, we suppose Tim IS kind of clever. He had to be to simultaneously be a tax deadbeat AND Secretary of the Treasury).
On one front Ryan is very outspoken, and what he said at his acceptance speech will be repeated and repeated. It is the one thing that the Obama/Pelosi/Reid Democrats do NOT want people thining about. Ryan said, loud and clear for all to hear:
"OUR RIGHTS COME FROM NATURE AND GOD. THEY ARE NOT GRANTED BY THE GOVERNMENT".
More than anything, Obama and his henchmen do NOT want that to become part of the discussion. Unfortunately for Obama, those words will be part of every single debate and discussion during this election.
The Alexandria Daily Poop hereby heartily endorses Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan for President and Vice President of the United States of America. God bless the U.S.A.!