Friday, August 17, 2012


This past Wednesday, two weeks after "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" (and two days ago as of this writing) a homosexual male armed with a 9mm Sig-Sauer handgun and a knapsack full of Chick-fil-A sandwiches caused a major kerfluffle when he shot a security officer at the headquarters of a conservative anti-"gay marriage"- group in downtown Washington, D.C.

I am really getting sick and tired of you "gay activists" trying to promote homosexuality as "normal".  And my reasons have nothing to do with some kind of "prejudice" toward the "gay lifestyle".

Have you folks noticed that - and for my conservative audience, brace yourselves - the homosexuals in history who have made the contributions you activists so vaunt were able to do so precisely because they were decidedly NOT "normal"? 

Alan Turing, the limey mathematician who invented a machine to rapidly decipher the German "enigma" code during World War II, was homosexual. And yes, the "thanks" he got - persecution that drove him to suicide - was deplorable. The United Kingdom owes Turing a most profound apology. Without Turing's assistance, I shudder to think of the society we would be living in today.

But the very thing that enabled Turing to devote so much time and effort to the war was his lack of being bound by marriage vows. To the extent that ANY homosexual has made ANY meaningful contribution to the betterment or preservation of mankind, in large part it has been due to the freedom that attaches (or attached) to that lifestyle. If you homosexuals believe that God intended you to be so, then He (being God) must have intended it so, and for a good reason.

Turing and other homosexuals who have contributed much to the success and preservation of freedom and to the other benefit of their fellow humans have been able to do so precisely because they were (and are) NOT NORMAL. But today's crop of idiot homos insists on being completely integrated into "normal" society, with of course lip service being given to their "uniqueness" even as the substance and benefit of that "uniqueness" bleeds out to the "new normal" until it becomes meaningless and, therefore, useless.

And now we are faced with this report of a young homosexual, enraged that there are some who object to his lifestyle, obtaining a firearm and invading a conservative bastion of thought with that firearm and a ton of ammo (and a bagful of Chick-fil-A sandwiches) and shooting a security officer who never did one thing to him.  (And of course, the spin is that the blame lies with Virginia and our "lax" firearms laws.)

It is the official editorial position of the Alexandria Daily Poop that homosexuals should not be discriminated against in matters of employment except for religious institutions and where such discrimination is Constitutionally protected (as in the Boy Scouts). Further, we hold that discrimination against homosexuals in matters of housing or other forms of accommodation is wrong.

However, we also hold that two members of the same sex cannot constitute a marriage. To any homosexual who wants to get married, we give our blessing to and hope that he or she can find someone of the opposite sex with whom to be married.

But if any of you think you can inflict deadly force upon those who disagree with you, well, I will refer you to the photograph at the top of this blog. I do believe in equality. That there thing I am holding is what you call an "equalizer".

Now stop acting and talking like a pack of fucking idiots.

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