MUELLER DELIVERS NOTHINGBURGER, DEMOCRAT LEADERSHIP GOES COMPLETELY INSANE

We cannot make a post about every lunatic thing going down in the USA these days because that is about a 45 post a day proposition and we need to work to survive. However, yesterday Special Counsel Mueller FINALLY delivered his report to the Department of Justice. As it turns out there was NO collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. NONE. 

Nevertheless, the Democrats are trumpeting something about "35 indictments" of "Trump campaign officials" which indictments had little if anything to do with the Trump campaign. Having delivered so little of anything advantageous to the Democrats who are trying to destroy the President, Mueller is now no longer Saint Mueller the Saviour of the Democrats but is now a no-good son of a bitch who must be subpoenaed and questioned as if he were a co-conspirator in Trump's (non-existent) crimes. 

Now we are watching to see if Mueller will turn on the Democrats and expose the illegal wiretapping of the Trump campaign by the Obama Administration and a slew of other crimes committed by the leadership of the Democrat Party. The Democrats are playing with fire in a gasoline refinery, and the explosion potential is spectacular. Stay tuned. We sure will.

IT'S STARTING TO MAKE SENSE NOW

We haven't done a posting here for a while, people; and we are sorry however there has been a lot to sort out what with the Democrat takeover of the House of Representatives and all that entails. 

Remember the dark days after the passage of Obamacare? Remember when We the People gave the House back to the Republicans hoping that they, newly back in control of the nation's purse strings, would DO SOMETHING DAMMIT to pinch off this cancer before it got started? And instead what did we get? 

A mealy-mouthed excuse from the GOP leadership that "We only control one half of one third of the government". So then we gave them the Senate, only to be faced with more lame excuses, while meanwhile the Democrats acted as if there hadn't even been an election. 

(This has always been the way in Washington. There's a saying that when Democrats win, they're in power. When Republicans win, they're in office.)

Thus did the Democrats scheme and prepare to resume power after the 2016 elections. Then a colossus bestrode American politics, and his name was and is Donald John Trump. And even before winning the election and entering the White House he began exerting power. The Left ran screaming before him and immediately began preparing to gain a beachhead in the recent mid-terms, in which they won the House but failed to capture the Senate. 

But the House they now have. And notice they are NOT bitching about only having "one half of one third" of the government. No, they are actively using every trick in the book to gain advantage anywhere and any way they can. 

BUT as usual (and even more so) they are overplaying their hand. Particularly the newer and more radical young members (such as idiot Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and those idiot Moslems who letting them into Congress is like voting for refugee National Socialists during WWII) are going nuts, with the likes of Maxine "I's Crayzee" Waters cheering them on. 

Now that we understand the situation, gentle readers, we will probably be able to post more often. Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, we wait until we know what we are talking about before we open our yap.

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN MY ASS

This morning on the news we were greeted with headlines about the "government shut down" "entering its second day". We wonder: is this the headline they use every weekend? The government shuts down for at least two days every week! 

These "government shutdowns" do practically nothing but give thousands of government workers an unannounced vacation with pay. Yet every time a Republican refuses to bend to Democrat will to the point of not authorizing a budget, the Democrats seek to get everybody all stirred up about nothing. And since the Republican we are discussing here is Donald John Trump, the efforts to magnify the possible consequences run to ridiculous lengths.

The buzz words Democrats are using right now are that President Trump is having a "temper tantrum"; but the only ones we see stamping their feet and protesting are the Dems. They are in a snit because since Trump has been instrumental in changing criminal sentencing guidelines that disproportionately keep black people in prison longer thst needed and indeed has been shown to have benefitted blacks and other minorities in solid ways that the Democrats have not (despite rosy promises abandoned once the victory has been achieved at the polls). Black folks are stunned at how this man - painted as a "racist" by the Democrat propaganda machine - has sought to inprove their lot in solid ways and not just with words but with actions. Those knee-jerk black Democrat votes are showing signs of drying up.  So now they are trying to play the illegal alien card: the one where they use illegals to stand in for dead people at the polls. 

Ever since President Trump was elected the Democrats have been hearing the Gotterdammerung sounding ever louder and have gotten ever more panicked. However, we remember - and you can look it up in the annals of this blog - how at several points we feared Trump was deliberately trying to lose the election and hand the Presidency over to Hillary Clinton. As it turned out, he knew what he was doing then, and he knows what he is doing now. And he will win this one, too. 

Hail Trump.

THE TWIN PILLARS HOLDING UP THE HYPOCRISY AND DOUBLE,STANDARDS OF THE LEFT

Ever wonder how so many lefties can assert two three four or more things that wildly contradict each other and assure the listener with straight-faced confidence that every word he or she has asserted is true? Do they really believe this crap? 

In most cases, yes. This is because they have in many cases been trained by people like the ridiculously named 'bell hooks" (yes, just like that with no caps) to believe in two things that dxon't exist in reality. These two things are "white privilege" and "intersectionality".

Oddly enough when you ask what "white privelege" is you are likely to get a reply of "Well, what do you think it is?" and then when youj've supplied your own answer the questioner says "Exactly!" and starts on a diatribe. 

As to "Intersectionality", well, this posits that all "oppression" and oppressed groups and people "intersect" sorta like follows: It's okay to give Jews shit because they bought black folks from Moslems and sold them to white folks. but Moslems can't be touched because they are against the oppressing Jews; and white folks are fair game since especially white men sit on every other group; and especially women and children are to  be believed when they bring especially sexual accusations against especially white males (but against Moslems and Democrats not so much. And blah blah blah it's all such a load of shit; but they have some kids and young adults buying it and thinking it's sandwich spread instead of horse shit. Juggle the balls in the appropriate manner and you can justify almost every nubar leftist belief as a "quest for justice" or some such crapola. To understand "intersectionality" go stand in the middle of an intersection. It's bad luck to stand in a crossroads, sweeties. You'll get run over.

PETE DAVDISON'S LITTLE SMARTASS REMARK ON SNL

Gentle readers, we are really trying to contain ourselves after finding out that Saturday Night Live regular cast member Pete Davidson made fun of a former Navy SEAL's war wound on the "Weekend Update" portion of the show. 

Davidson displayed a picture of the veteran (Dan Crenshaw, who is running for Congress as a Republican) and referring to the eyepatch the man wears (due to the eye he lost in a Taliban attack in Afghanistan) said: "You might be surprised to know that he's a congressional candidate from Texas and not a hitman in a porno movie." Davidson then said: "I'm sorry, I know he lost his eye in war or whatever. Whatever" as he and the other cast members cracked up. 

We looked up some material about Mr. Davidson. He was seven years old when his father, a New York City firefighter, died in the collapse of the world trade center. He has his father's badge number tattooed on his arm. He also suffers from Chron's disease and has said that he is incapable of performing without the use of cannabis. 

So we wonder what Davidson would say to Crenshaw's kids about his father? Would he enjoy having to sit and listen to someone making fun of the way his Dad died? 

We rather doubt that Davidson's father would be proud to learn that his son is a farty little pothead who makes jokes about the price a war veteran has played in keeping him free. We wonder if he has been fired yet. 

Also we personally think Davidson looks like he's homosexual. Maybe his "fiancee'" dumped him because she found out Davidson just wanted her for a "beard". HAHAHA how's it feel, you little creep?

FINAL COUNTDOWN TO THE 2018 MID TERM ELECTIONS

We have not posted here for a few weeks because all the hubbub about these mid-terms has been like the blast from a fire hose. Democrats are pulling out every stop and pulling every dirty trick and propaganda ploy they can think of to try to capture at least control of the House of Representatives. 

Races are so close that no one knows really how it will all work out; polls have been lately so politically biased that it's hard to tell where statistics end and bullshit begins. And in the middle of all this comes a "Caravan" of hispanic aliens waving foreign flags and bragging that they cannot be stopped from entering the United States. This cannot be allowed, and President Trump has been forced to warn them away and advise them that they will NOT enter this country. Of course the Democrats pounced on that with the usual tired old cries of "racism"

We of course are hopeful that both houses will remain in Republican hands; but what if the House were to fall to the Dems? We can expect to see the nation's time wasted in futile efforts to oust President Trump that are doomed to die in the Senate; and we will see President Trump use this to expose these new Democrats for the horses' asses they are. It's amazing that Trump's political enemies cannot learn that he is one crafty dude and will hand them their heads before they know they're off their shoulders. 

Of course the only way any of us will be able to affect the outcome is to VOTE. This is important. Come Tuesday get out and vote like the fate of the nation depends on it. Because it does.

AN OPEN LETTER TO CHRISTINE BLASSEY FORD

Madam Doctor Ford;

We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, having heard all the evidence available concerning your allegation about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavenaugh, and as a former law enforcement officer  have concluded that you are full of crap. However, we also believe your life may be in grave danger, and not from conservatives but from the "progressives" of the Democrat Party. We are not writing here to argue the details of your allegations, but to warn you of what may be done to you by those who are currently using you to derail Mr. Judge Kavenaugh's confirmation. 

My, my Dr. Ford. Did you REALLY expect that all you needed do was throw out a "she-said" accusation and it would be accepted at face value? More importantly did you know the kind of people you were getting involved with and what their motives truly are?  Do you not know that the stakes here are PARAMOUNT to the objectives of the Democrat American Statist Progressives. A dependable majority of the Court would be indispensable to their ramming their agenda down the throats of the American People. And they will stop at nothing bar nothing to attain this, including bloody foul murder, if need be. 

Consider this: Did you find and hire that lawyer of yours on your own, or was she recommended to you by some member of the Democrat Party? Your advisors and counselors in this matter, have you known them before, or are they Democrat Party operatives you hereunto have not met? Are they providing places for you to stay and directing your movements to "help" you? Dear Dr. Ford, THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ACHIEVING THEIR GOAL OF CONTROL OF THE COURTS! And if your sudden violent death (or suicide) would help them do this, do you or do you not think they would not think twice about it? If the only way to keep up this stall would be a headline in a special edition of the Washington Post saying "KAVENAUGH ACCUSER FOUND DEAD IN WASHINGTON ALLEY" (which would likely put off the vote for at least another couple of weeks); do you think the Democrats would hesitate for a second to arrange it? We believe it likely that that contingency has already been arranged, to be used if need be. 

We do not want you dead, Dr. Ford. Your interference in this matter rankles us to no end, and we support President Trump and Mr. Judge Kavenaugh. But take steps to protect yourself from your new "friends". If they can only stop Kavenaugh's confirmation by sacrificing your life, we believe they will do it. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE. WE ARE SERIOUS. PROTECT YOURSELF!! You have chosen to dance with Satan. He doesn't give a damn about you.