DISAPPOINTMENT AT INDY: WHAT THE FUCK, ZACHARY?

When we sat down to watch the Indianapolis 500 last Sunday we were silently rooting for Zach something or other, a 24 year old kid driving car #40. Zach is from our home state of Ohio and was racing in our native state of Indiana. We had hoped for at least a good showing from this kid. We looked him up on Wikipedia and he seems to be a real nice kid. 

But the whole damn race he vacillated between position 30 and position 28; we think he got to position 27 at some point. But he never got any further, and as a further ignominy HE FUCKING RAN OUT OF GAS AND HAD TO BE PUSHED OFF THE TRACK.  CHEESE AND RICE, KID. INDY ISN'T FUCKING GO-KARTS!!

In an Indy style race, fuel management is paramount. It's not enough to drive fast. Fuel adds weight and so how much to carry and when to grab some factors in, with the restrictions on when and how often a driver may pit adding additional dimensions to the decision making process.  

Speaking of decisions, Zach, we hope you learn enough from your first Indy and come back next year and show yourself a contender. Hell, boy. We hope you win, and we'll be rooting for you. 

THE LEFT'S ASSAULT ON PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

Gentle readers, you may be wondering why we haven't been more prolific in our postings about the circumstances surrounding our President and the "controversies" surrounding him. 

This is because we know you are not stupid. The ASPs (American Statist Progressives) have been hurling charge after charge at President Trump and his circle without a shred of evidence to back up even one allegation. It should be obvious that the ASPs are driven by a desire to de-legitimize Mr. Trump and try to drive him from office, because they were mere months from completing the "fundamental change of America" from a Republic of free individuals to a centrally run nation of unarmed and dependent serfs.  

Believe us, Gentle Readers, if Mr. Trump were guilty of even one percent of what the ASP controlled Democrat Party and the press have been trying to hang on him, the treatment this blog gave former White House Resident Obama would seem like a walk in the park. 

President Trump is more than capable of handling the sort of thing being thrust at him. What the ASPs are trying to do is going to blow up in their faces and sooner rather than later. 

If you don't believe it, just watch.

TIGER WOODS ARRESTED FOR DUI

We don't give a flying fuck about Tiger Woods.

MEMORIAL DAY 2017

The Indianapolis 500 was just won by a Japanese driver operating a car powered by a Japanese engine.  Just 76 years ago his nation attacked this nation and engendered a war that lasted nearly 4 years and cost the lives of almost half a million American fighting men. The victory of that driver in Indianapolis, the fact that he could come here and accomplish this feat, was the direct result of the sacrifices of our fighting men.

We do not go to war to conquer. we go to war to eliminate threats and restore peace. And once wrongs have been righted, more often than not we help our erstwhile enemies back to their feet and reform their society to a less warlike model. Would God our present enemies in this present conflict become our friends after they have been defeated. 

The entire world owes a debt to the eternal sacrifices our fighting men have made. But their service was to this country and it was these United States in whose name they fought. The entire world, however, would be a much worse place for everyone but for those we honor today. The proof of that was on display in Victory Circle in Indianapolis today. 

YOU ONLY NEED TO FOOL ENOUGH OF THE PEOPLE ENOUGH OF THE TIME

American Statist Progressives  (ASPs) are at it again, this time apparently in league with elements of the Republican as well as the Democrat "Washington political establishment". The common enemy? Why President Donald John Trump, of course; who is derailing the gravy trains of Establishment types in both parties. God forbid anyone ought to need to fulfill a campaign promise or actually do something to earn their membership in the little "club". 

Also, the Democrat Party needs some kind of explanation as to why Hillary "shoo-in" Clinton got landslided away from the White House - other than she was a lousy candidate, a flaming scolding bitch with a forced artificial laugh (The last time anybody thought Hillary was laughing for real it turned out she was gagging on a fish bone) who had a double trainload of baggage, notably almost being arrested for mishandling highly classified information. And they are so angry at Trump for winning that they want to get him impeached. They have announced this balls-out since the victory.

The first guy to get burned by ASP wrath was former FBI director Comey (for going on TV and listing Hillary's crimes and then saying he didn't recommend prosecution). 

Next the ASPs claimed that "The Russians" had interfered with the election by hacking DNC Headquarters and leaking e-mails of the Democrat leadership talking to each other about how they really felt about the minorities they claim to want to "help". And they in fact scored a minor victory in getting Trump's first National Security advisor fired after a campaign aimed at making it look like Flynn had been making secret deals with the Russians. 

Next, Trump fires Comey. While only the day before Comey got fired the ASPs had been denouncing him as a no-good son of a bitch, suddenly he was the good Saint Dan the Martyr, having lost his job because his investigation of Trump was getting too close to the truth. (When the firing was announced by leftist asshole Steven Colbert, the audience - not having gotten the memo about Comey's new sainthood - broke into applause. Colbert had to instruct them that Comey was fired (according to the ASP narrative) in an effort to shut down the Russia investigation.  The crowd of weak-minded cattle obediently started booing.

The entire affair presents not one single named witness to anything remotely suspect (but "anonymous sources" abound). Lamestream drive-by media presentations are laced with nebulous but ominous references to "impeachable offenses"; and today a member of the idiot Congressional Black Caucus rose to demand the filing of Articles of Impeachment. 

The ASPs and the Democrat leadership have joined forces in a conspiracy to destroy President Trump. The central premise of this conspiracy is that the American people are stupid cattle who believe anything they hear repeated enough. 

President Abraham Lincoln, by way of illustrating why he thought our country was immune to demagoguery said words to the effect that you can fool most of The People some of the time; and you can fool some of The People most of the time; but you can't fool ALL of The People ALL of the time. 

The ASPs and the Democrats are betting they can fool ENOUGH of The People enough of the time. We here at the ADP think they are mistaken. 

And President Trump is not stupid, a rube, or a buffoon. The people trying to derail him are dancing in desperation on twirling helicopter blades. When they make the inevitable slip, they will get sliced to pieces. The American People are not stupid. You better bet they see this bizarre Kabuki for what it is. Try as you might, ASPs, you cannot successfully pass of dog shit as Tootsie Roll. Try and not clog the pipes on the way down the crapper, you filthy lice.

HOW TO DEAL WITH THAT "WANNACRY" VIRUS

Fortunately we here at the ADP keep our stuff updated. But if you've been hit by this pain in the ass virus here's how to deal with it. 

1. Shut down your machine.
2. Re-start in "Safe Mode"
3. Run a "System Restore" to the earliest restore point you can use.
4. Re-start normally. If the bug SEEMS TO BE GONE odds are it isn't, it's just temporarily dormant so FIRST download Microsoft's "Malware Removal Tool" and scan your machine.
5. NEXT update your security and ditto run a full scan.

If the bug is still active after step 4, use your AOMEI 1-key recovery tool (most machines press F11 when prompted). Your system should be rid of the bug after this completes, but you'll need to restore your files from a backup and reload any apps. 

After you are rid of the fucker, update EVERY security measure you have and scan AGAIN. That should cure your machine.

PICKY RICKY SPENCER AND THE TORCHLIGHT PARADE

So called "White Nationalist" and actual national embarrassment to white people across the globe Rick Spencer participated in a torchlight parade over the weekend to protest the planned removal of a statue of Robert E. Lee from a town square. 

While it is the official position of the Alexandria Daily Poop that all this angst over the presence of Confederate memorials is a bunch of poppycock - Lee for example and also Stuart, Jackson, Beauregard, Mosby etc. were brilliant military tacticians and strategists whose methods are taught and studied by military people world wide - we also find Rick Spencer to be the turd in the punchbowl when reasonable people come together to discuss matters concerning the War between the States. 

Spencer is the head of the "National Policy Institute"; an organization which seeks an "all white" America. And guess what, folks? By their lights, I don't qualify as white enough, being 1/8th Cherokee. The NPI has stated in their publications that if someone with my heritage were found in the "New America" I would face a firing squad or a noose. 

Picky, picky, picky as Pat Paulsen used to say. What? is Spencer afraid that Me gonna scalp-um him wife? (Has he found a woman white enough that could stand his ass?)

I'm giving Spencer a new name, similar to the "Current Resident" name I gave to the half-black Barack Hussein Obama. Spencer, you will heretofore be referred to on this blog as "Picky Ricky". Unlike the liberal-schmiberal weenies who populate Alexandria, I know how to deal with your kind. You and your ilk are best dealt with by laughing at you. Picky Ricky, you are freaking hilarious. 

A torchlight parade? This ain't 1936, dumbass. Try not to set yerself on fire.  Alt Right, my ass. More like All Wrong.  

MY ANNUAL POLICE WEEK FREE BOOK PROMOTIONAL NOW UNDERWAY

As of Saturday May 13 I am running my annual 5 day FREE GIVEAWAY of one of my crime novels in honor of National Police Week.

This year it's "The Resurrection of Sergeant O'Bannon", set in Washington D.C.; wherein the 32 year old cold case murder of a Sergeant of the Metropolitan Police, The case begins to unravel when the murder weapon surfaces at the scene of a 1994 robbery-homicide. 

Please thank a police officer for his service this weekend.