CHINESE FORCES MASS ON NORTH KOREAN BORDER WHILE UNITED STATES NAVY STANDS BY NEAR THE KOREAN PENINSULA; PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLS CONGRESSIONAL LEADERS IN FOR NATIONAL SECURITY BRIEFING.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un has gone completely batshit recently, threatening unspecified destruction on unspecified nations. Since Kim apparently has some nuclear weapons now, this cannot be taken as just some more bullcrap ranting from Kim's insane fat ass. 

President Trump has been rumored to have told China's President Li jin Ping (We think that's his name) during Li's visit to Trump's resort that Kim has to go, and that if China doesn't do something about Kim, the United States would have to. 

There is speculation that Kim may be ready to throw a nuke at Tokyo or maybe Honolulu. That would probably trigger a nuclear response by Trump, and if Kim hit Honolulu that would almost certainly be the case. 

And if Russia and China's early warning systems spot a series if ICBM launches from the United States, their forces would probably go on hair trigger alert. So Trump would have to coordinate things with Russia and China. One misstep could mean the onset of World War III for real. 

Trump has called the leadership of Congress in for a conference.  And we bet that if you were on the roadside on Washington Boulevard in Arlington tonight you could read a book at 3 AM from the lights blazing in the windows of the Pentagon.

We believe it is entirely possible all this was discussed and planned at Mar a Lago resort. A joint Sino-American invasion of North Korea to eliminate the fat nutball Kim could quite possibly be in the offing. But if Kim gets hinky and launches at Japan or Hawaii, God knows what would happen.

One indication that Kim is a blustering chicken is that he has arrested an American citizen for a shield and a bargaining chip.

One ray of hope is that the North Korean armed forces can see what nutty old Kim is doing and that he could start a war that could well leave them and/or their families dead. A coup d'etat by the NORK Military could well get rid of the Kim dynasty and replace it with a (slightly) more benign leadership. Maybe this is what China and the United States are trying to foment; probably with Chinese intelligence organizing the coup from within. But organizing a coup in a police state is dangerous business. Remember the officers who tried to kill Hitler and wound up dangling from meat hooks with piano wire around their necks?

All this is of course speculation on our part. But we bet when we check our stats tomorrow we have at least two dozen hits from China and Korea and about 10 or more from Russia. Stay tuned; we certainly will