AMERICAN STATIST PROGRESSIVES (ASPs): THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND THEY SAID FUCK YOU

You poor treasonous lice. Thought your little plan to make everyone else in America dependent on Government largesse (to be doled out by you who think you know what's best for the rest of us) was about to be cemented, did you?

Thought you'd pack the Supreme Court with Justices who would disarm us and leave us with no defense against you who would dictate every aspect of our lives to us, eh? Justices who would allow the abrogation of our freedom of speech and association if we spoke or organized against your plans for us. Justices who would let you decide what a word or a clause in the Constitution meant, according to your (ever-flexible) definition of it was, huh?

Thought you'd finally bamboozled enough of us that you could complete your dream of dictating every aspect of our lives to us, bit by bit until by the time we realized it we would be left with no means to resist or rebel? Tough shit, assholes. 

Despite every filthy trick you tried, despite all your toadies in the media, despite every attempt at the political mathematics of ambition, distraction, mortification, and derision; you made one fatal error. 

You chose a candidate who is (despite the statements of the FBI director) a lying criminal bitch. You thought that just the fact that she is a well-known female who would be the first woman to occupy the Oval Office would be sufficient to propel her to victory (never mind the fact that she carried enough baggage to put a couple hundred SkyCaps' kids through graduate school). 

Boy, were you assholes wrong.

Abraham Lincoln's axiom of "You can't fool all the people all the time" has been for decades circumvented by you by using the fact that all you need to do is fool enough of the people enough of the time. Well, last night time was up. 

Your agenda has been brought to a screeching halt. We know you are going to keep fighting tooth and nail, but you are going to lose. Hillary Clinton is NOT going to be able to pack the Supreme Court to the point of the Federal Bench becoming an extra-Parliamentary legislature.

That ability was the main prize in the late contest. Well, you blowholes blew it. Our Constitution and our Republic are now safe from you assholes. 

Because the People have spoken. And they said FUCK YOU!