TRONE THE DRONE

COMES NOW ONE DAVID TRONE, alcohol merchant extraordinaire, and gives us his offer to serve in the United States House of Representatives. 

Trone comes from a harsh background: a family farm that failed in part due to his father's alcoholism. So he founded "Total Wine and More". Ironic? or hypocritical?

Trone drones on with the usual leftist platitudes about "income inequality" and how doing good "trumps" (get it? ha ha.) private profit. 

Here's all you need to know about Trone: at some fake "town hall" meeting, he said the minimum wage should be fifteen semoleons per hour. But when some wise ass asked him how much he paid HIS employees, he basically told the person asking to get bent. 

Now that's chutzpaugh. Trone the Drone.