DONALD TRUMP IS OFF HIS NUT

Gentle Readers, we must admit that we at first held such hope for Donald Trump. Then we began to witness the cheese begin to slip right off his freaking cracker. We now frankly wonder if he's secretly  working for Hillary Clinton.

 

Trump never gives  any specifics when asked a direct question. Instead he changes the subject and mouths a bunch of glittering generalities after changing the subject. Trump does politics a la the late former Mayor of Washington, D.C. Marion Barry.

 

When The Donald makes a gaffe - as he did lately when he said women who have abortions should face criminal penalties - he then walks it back and tones it down. And his support does not fall away. To the contrary, it becomes stronger still. Yet - at least according to the most recent polls - he is the ONLY Republican that Hillary or Bernie would beat if the election were held today.

 

We at the Alexandria Daily Poop fervently exhort everyone voting in the remaining Republican primaries and caucuses to select Ted Cruz as our man to run. There is too much at stake - a likely three Supreme Court nominations comes to mind - to choose the Court Jester to the Throne.

EASTER 2016

In less than two hours from the time of this writing, the Christian world will celebrate the Resurrection of The Christ, The Messiah, the Living Almighty God Jesus of Nazareth from the death of the Cross.

There are those who say that this is just a myth. It is not.

 They point to the wretched condition of the world and ask why He, being God, did not just make everything OK while He was with us.  

I have no complete answer but to tell you that Jesus made us in His image and gave us free will. It was Satan who came and tempted Eve to disobedience, and her falling for his lies forever tainted the human race. Satan knew the awful penalties God prescribed for rebellion against Him. He also knew the love He had - and has - for humans He created. So he sought to bring us into the same condemnation was under for his own attempt to seize the Throne of Heaven. Satan's thought was that God could not condemn him but exempt us from His standard of perfect goodness. And God, being just, could not.

And so it fell to Jesus to become a human baby, to grow up as a human kid, and to live as a human adult, fully tempted in every way to every sin any human has ever been tempted to: yet he sinned not, being God. 

Then he died on the Cross, an innocent man falsely accused and a perfect God abased of His own accord. He took the sins - past, present, and future - of all who would believe on Him and cast those sins into Hell. Then, having laid down His life, He took it up again and rose as my Savior. And yours, if you will have His mercy.

Yes, the world is a mess. But He is risen and he will return soon. Today I join my fellow believers in a celebration of joy. Happy Easter.

WHY ALL THE HAND-WRINGING OVER DONALD TRUMP?

Good day (or evening as may be the case) Gentle Readers. We were going to write today about Chief Justice Roberts being accused of forcing himself on a 16-year-old girl 35 years ago. But on further reading, the "Chief Justice" in question is the chief judge on the District of Columbia Court of Appeals. For a moment we thought that this case was what the Democrat Party had hung over the head of SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts to force a favorable ruling in the Obamacare case; and with which they were now double-crossing him in an attempt to force him to resign in disgrace; thus giving the court a five-to-three Leftist majority. 

 

And it would be right in keeping with the ethics of the Democrat Party to do just that. But it just ain't so. Funny how the Washington Post headline made it look like it might have been, though.

 

Now. 

 

As to the  elites of both parties seemingly acting in concert to deny Trump the nomination, here's why:

 

The Democrats have been making snide comments about how they hope The Donald will be the nominee, since -according to them- Trump would be doomed to lose in a landslide . But at the same time, they're advising Hillary that he's dangerous and she had better be prepared to have  Trump throw stuff at her that she doesn't expect.

 

As for the Republican elites, their opposition to Trump (and Cruz also) is due not to their wanting to win anything. It's not due to their wanting to "save" the Republican Party from "Total destruction" either.

 

The elites want to KEEP CONTROL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. Donald Trump is, win or lose, the founder of a massive rebellion by the Republican rank-and-file, who as much Party members as any of the do-nothing asshole elites. This explains the remarks of one of them that "The voters don't choose the nominee. The Party does."

 

The primary voters ARE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY YOU ASSHOLE!  Win or lose, Trump has let the voters know that they are the Party and the Party is voters; it is NOT the property of a bunch of stuffed shirt pinheads who think they're playing Texas Hold'em with the rank-and-file's money. 

 

And this absolutely TERRIFIES them. 

 

And Trump has the Democrat party scared stiff, too. As Martha Stewart says: "It's a good thing".   

SHUT THE FUCK UP, MITT ROMNEY

While we rather prefer that Ted Cruz be nominated as the Republican candidate for President, there seems to be a large sector of the public that want Trump. But the Republican National Committee doesn't seem to care what the rank-and-file want.  (And in fact would prefer a tea-party turncoat RINO like Rubio.)

So, the Republicans have launched an all-out assault on Trump, egged on by the Democrat left. Look, you idiots. We done told you once that the Democrats are NOT FUCKING INTERESTED IN HELPING THE REPUBLICANS WIN!!!

Today came Mitt Romney, who has already helped the Republicans lose once, denouncing Trump in a very widely broadcast tirade. Hey Mitt. How come you didn't bad mouth Obama like that four years ago?? What are you? A Democrat mole??

Shut the fuck up, Mitt.