THE 28TH AMENDMENT: A MODEST PROPOSITION

How to handle the disaster that is "President" Joseph Robinette Biden? A simple removal from office in an impeachment or a 25th Amendment action would leave us with President Kamala Harris, an even more dangerous nincompoop. And if we got rid of HER, we would have the spectre of Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office.  Fortunately the Founders of our blessed Republic  provided a solution to just such an emergency.  Article V of the Constitution provides that the legislatures of 3/4ths of the Several States may call a convention to propose Amendments without so much as a by your leave to the increasingly corrupt Congress.  

With that in mind, we at the Alexandria Daily Poop endorse such a convention and offer the following Amendment for the consideration of the Convention: 

IN COLUMBUS, OHIO

THE LEGSILATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES  ASSEMBLED PROPOSE FOR RATIFICATION THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

WHEREAS; in the National Elections of 2020 Joseph Robinette Biden was elected President of the United States and

WHEREAS; Said Joseph Robinette Biden has shown himself to be completely unsuited to hold said office and

WHEREAS; should said Joseph Robinette Biden be removed, the persons in the line of succession to the Office of the Presidency are likely to be similarly incompetent if not worse and

WHEREAS; The electoral process in the 2020 elections was rife with opportunities for election fraud in the name of stopping a pandemic disease, which opportunities have cast a shadow on the legitimacy of the voting process  and

WHEREAS; the occupancy of the Office of the Presidency by Joseph Robinette Biden presents an historic, unprecedented and clear existential threat to the Republic and

WHEREAS; the elevation of the next three persons in the line of succession to said office in the case of removal of Joseph Robinette Biden would only maintain or worsen such threat;

NOW THEREFORE WE THE DELEGATES REPRESENTING THE LEGISLATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES, SITTING IN COVENTION TO PROPOSE AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES AS AUTHORIZED BY ARTICLE FIVE OF SAID CONSTITUTION DO PUT FORTH FOR RATIFICATION BY THE SEVERAL STATES THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT, TITLED:

THE 2020 ELECTION RECALL AND REFORM AMENDMENT

I

THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HEREBY OVERTURNED AND THE RESULT DECLARED NULL AND VOID

The Presidency and Vice Presidency shall be immediately returned to Donald John Trump and Michael Richard Pence; and they shall each be entitled to seek re-election to a full term after serving the remainder of the present term, any provision in this Constitution to the contrary notwithstanding. President Trump and Vice President Pence shall be sworn in and assume office within 24 hours of the ratification of this Amendment. 

All other 2020 election results shall not be affected by this provision.

II

All elections for Federal office shall be held on a date certain, and so-called "Early voting" shall be expressly prohibited; and NO "absentee ballots" shall be issued but for certified good and proper evidence that the voter cannot be present to vote in person, supported by oath or affirmation; and seeking an absentee ballot for any other purpose shall be deemed attempted election fraud and be punishable by imprisonment for two to ten years and a fine of not less than one hundred thousand dollars. And all persons upon appearing to vote in person or requesting an absentee ballot shall be required to present an identification document having a photograph of the holder issued by the State, or the Federal or District or Territorial government having authority in the jurisdiction wherein said voter resides. 

III

The provisions of this Amendment shall take effect IMMEDIATELY after its Ratification by this Convention.

Just a modest proposition.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PANDEMIC

"President"  Biden knows how badly he screwed the pooch in Afghanistan. He had such visions of him giving a "I won the war" speech to an adoring public; but now everyone thinks of him as - as one wag put it - an old bag of rotten oatmeal.  

So now he's gonna show US who needs a scolding! He has in the past couple days unleashed a dictator-like program designed to force everybody to get a vaccine for Covid-19 whether they need one or not and whether they can take it without worse-than-the-disease complications. Either that or in some cases he's willing to "allow" people to be exempt IF they take once-weekly nose swabs for testing.  

He claims the vaccine is safe and effective against even the "new variant" but that 25% of the population is unvaccinated and they are the festering open sore of the pandemic.  But he doesn't mention the people who have had Covid and possess a more robust and longer lasting "natural immunity".

And of course - in the name of "protecting the (what else?) children we still need to fuck with the goddam masks.  

Now, if Biden is so damned concerned with "Keeping us safe", THEN WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS HE LETTING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF UNVACCINATED UNTESTED AND UNVETTED FORIEGNERS INTO OUR SOUTHERN BORDERS?      Not to mention the refugees from Afghanistan whose numbers have included at least four cases of measles and Gawd knows what else.  Plus, these are unvetted also.  Are we importing agents of what serves the Taliban as secret police? Is Biden allowing terrorists into our nation? We don't know.

And neither does Biden.  Nor does he care.  He only cares about his own power and his own hide.  We are leery of waiting for the 2022 elections to throw a check on him and even if he is impeached or unseated using the 25th Amendment each person in the line of succession is worst than the previous one.  

Biden has done so much damage that we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop think an Article V Convention should  be called specifically to draft and ratify an amendment overturning the 2020 elections and returning the Presidency to Trump and Pence.

What a huge stinking mess from this old bag of rotten oatmeal.  

ON THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 9-11 TERROR ATTACKS

 We remember those desperate days on and following September 11 2001, much as our parents remember(ed) the last time something even remotely like this happened on December 7 1941. And it is just and fitting that we remember both.  

But 20 years after Pearl Harbor I was 8 years old.  And there were remembrances held, but nothing like this.  Because by that time we had vanquished the Germans and the Japanese and were occupying to make sure they behaved.  For us it started in winter 1941 and less than 4 years later we had finished it.  We went in mad as hell and killed and killed and destroyed until we had taken the starch out of the enemy. The effort cost us nearly half a million dead and nearly twice that wounded.  And we dropped nuclear weapons not once but twice on Japan to get the suicidal fanatics to give up.

But in the Second World War, we didn't have to much contend with the International Left; who were pretty much okay with the likes of Hitler until he attacked the Soviet Union after which time he became a no-good son of a bitch to them. (We did have one congressperson, Jeanette Rankin; who voted "nay" on declaring war on Japan and had to hide in a phone booth until she was rescued by Capitol Police)  

But other than Rankin, we had very little trouble out of the "Peacnik" crowd.  Defeatist talk was frowned upon to say the least, and if ANYONE had started mewling about how we needed to understand why the Japanese didn't like us, he or she would have been lucky to only receive a good tarring and feathering.  We did the job at hand and Japan surrendered.  

The Taliban, on the other hand, never surrendered.  And we had a plan to withdraw in an orderly fashion and let the Afghan Defense Forces complete the pacification of these savages.  But Biden managed to turn it into a rout ending with a Taliban victory.  And sooner or later we are going to have to go back and do the job right.  And with this weaker-than-water "President", it'll probably be sooner.  

And when the time comes, let us hope that the "WE need to understand them" crowd is told to shaddap.  We need the next engagement to be one which will make Operation Barbarossa look like a toddler's birthday party.  And fight it so that less than 4 years after it begins we can have a memorial celebration and not a funeral remembrance of a defeat.