WE ARE BACK!  

Yes, Gentle Readers; reports of the demise of the Alexandria Daily Poop have been greatly exaggerated.  We suspended publishing this blog and re-directed readers to the Facebook page of owner and Editor in Chief F. Allen Norman, Jr.

However, the recent election which is alleged to have resulted in the appalling Joseph Robinette Biden and the equally cringe-worthy Kamala "Kamel-Toe" Harris to the top Executive offices in the Republic (despite the fact that massive electoral mistake and fraud is being investigated as we write this) compels us to re-activate these pages, where the censors of Facebook cannot touch us.

Well may they wish they could. We intend to rip Biden and the Dems from the hips to the lips (satirically speaking in case you are an idiot) beginning with the next post.  If you thought we were tough on Obama, just wait.  This ought to be good.