SUCKER! 

Not a whole lot of people under the age of 50 will "get" the cultural reference contained herein, so we shall explain briefly: 

Back when we were a kid and cartoons were not reviewed by a board of headshrinkers and  political correctness commissars, there was a theme of say, a smartass jug eared mouse being chased by a stupid pussycat. The cat chased the mouse into a hollow log that exited beyond the lip of a cliff.  

The mouse emerged and pushed the hollow log around 180 degrees so that the pussycat would emerge into empty space with a long fall beneath him.  The mouse then re-entered the log BEHIND the pussycat. And when the pussycat emerged and realized he had stepped out into thin air and was about to fall, the mouse stuck out his head and addressed the pussycat thusly:  "SSSSSUCKEEERRRR!" 

After which the pussycat looked at the audience, realized he had been had, and fell

Got the image? Good. That is how the Democrat Party views all you "never Trumpers" and others who were deceived into delivering enough votes for Biden to cover the cheating and fraud that enabled Biden's obtainment of a 270 vote Electoral College majority. 

There's more to come - believe us - but just as one example, remember how President Trump endorsed hydroxychloroquine as a miracle treatment for the Kung Flu?  And remember how this was denounced as Trump endorsing poison?  Well, guess what, idiots?

The AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION today WITHDREW its formal objection to the use of hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for extreme symptoms of COVID 19 and endorsed its use.  How many people could have survived that were unable to get HCQ?  And this is just the tip of the iceberg that's coming your way.  Oh, ye 

SSSUCKKKEEERRRSSS!

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE 2020 UNITED STATES ELECTORAL COLLEGE

Tomorrow, December 14 2020 you will meet and take an historic vote. As things stand a majority of you are "pledged" to cast your votes for Joseph Robinette Biden as the man who will succeed Donald John Trump as President of the United States.  

However, none of you has been living sequestered all this time.  Surely you can see how flawed this election has been and with what odor of corruption, deciet and mistake it has been conducted.  

And surely you have been able to see how massively flawed a candidate Biden is and remains, with ties to his own son's criminal dealings and - worse - ties to Communist China that are sketchy to say the least.   

So, tomorrow when you vote, ABSTAIN from voting, denying Biden a victory AND not handing an electoral victory to President Trump, either; but throwing this election into the House of Representatives where it can be straightened out in the open and above board. 

It's your American duty.

 

COVID-19: THE WORLD'S FIRST POLITICAL PLAGUE (OUTSIDE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY).

GENTLE READERS, we have said on Facebook and other venues ad infinitum that COVID-19 (or as we call it, the Kung Flu) has been and is being used as a political tool. Now the proof is as glaring as the sun in one's eyes, and there is no denying it. 

We have since mid-March been subjected to popular recreational venues being close and/or having their hours and access curtailed.  Entire industries have been shut down and scads of workers laid off all in the name of - first it was "flattening the curve" so that emergency rooms would not be overwhelmed, and this was expanded to "stopping the spread" of the virus, which was and is a fool's errand.  

We have been required - sometimes under penalty of law - to make ourselves into faceless ciphers wearing these damned masks and breathing our own hot breath into our own faces in the middle of summer. Having a few friends over for a little poker game has been decried as inviting mass infection by a "deadly" bug.  Governors and mayors have in many cases overstepped their bounds, trying to justify this as a "reasonable" response to a global emergency.  Restauranteurs and recreational venues are teetering on the brink due to the orders issued by those who claim they are trying to save us from a virus by making sure we starve, get evicted, and go batshit crazy from being shut up with as little human contact as possible. All this to stop a virus that does not produce symptoms in the vast majority of those who contract it.  

There are however those - chiefly the aged and/or very infirm - for whom this virus is major, life threatening trouble. And since it is alleged that even infected people with no symptoms can still spread it, EVERYBODY has to mask up and give up their social lives. The politicians say this and then turn around and do boneheaded things like FORCE nursing homes to admit seniors who are sickened by the virus.  This is like trying to put out a campfire with kindling. 

Now this may be coincidence or it may be deliberate (and it's probably some of both), but one effect this virus and the - by our lights irrational and unrealistic - response to it has been the toppling of the swinging - dicks - and - big - tits economy that President Trump had  wrought by his policies.  This malaise was seized on by Democrats at all levels and used to help bring President Trump down (Or try to. From all appearances a heaping dose of election fraud - of which "Mail-in voting" was a big part - is being uncovered and the election is being hotly contested as we write this). 

And so for lo these many months, these endless weeks, these boring days of no fun with friends and restrictions on everyday activities; of not being able to et anything done at the DMV without making an appointment months in advance and all the rest of this pain in the ass inconvenience we have waited as we have been told that a vaccine was our only hope for a return to normalcy. President Trump announced at the outset he was authorizing a program to fast-track a vaccine.  

Now we have said from the beginning that all this would end with the end of the 2020 election, and sure enough it was announced that the Holy Grail of a COVID vaccine had been developed.  WE KNEW IT! AT LAST! HALLELUJAH! 

Not so goddamn fast. 

See, the election isn't over yet.  And since the Dems think they will finally drag Joe Biden's living corpse over the finish line, they want to make the end of the Kung Flu to happen on HIS watch, not President Trump's.  So they have started bitching and trying to stall the beginning of distribution of the vaccine.  

So either President Trump successfully challenges the crooked as a snake farm election OR the vaccine will have to wait - and the wretched masks and the idiotic "Social Distancing" will be with us until January 20th 2021. 

If you don't think this "COVID Emergency" is in large part a bunch of politically motivated crap, you are fucking BLIND.    

"OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT" MY ASS

Remember the 2000 Presidential election and how it was contested with the Florida recount?  Remember how Bush made a speech on TV with four American flags as a backdrop?  And then Gore made a TV speech with eight of them? And then Bush used 16 so Gore came on with about 40 until it started to get to looking ridiculous?

Enter Joseph Robinette Biden, whom the Media has seen fit to annoint the "President Elect" even though he is nothing - officially speaking - of the sort.  Biden has seen fit to create his own "Office of the President Elect", and has been issuing Imperial Majesty proclamations as to what he will do once he is coronated.  

Maybe Biden will soon be recognized as the President Elect. But right now the vote is being VIGOROUSLY  challenged and he is NOTHING OF THE LIKE.  There are many and varied reasonable charges of suspicious circumstances surrounding such a huge vote for an aging subject of a federal corruption investigation and a bumbling fool to boot who hardly campaigned at all and whose events drew more Trump supporters to jeer at him than faithful supporters of his campaign.  

President Trump for his part has vowed to pursue the investigation as far as possible and insofar as he can make sure that ALL the votes were LEGALLY cast. And he has said that if the vote turns out to be legit he will concede and begin the peaceful transition of power that has been the hallmark of our election process from the beginning. 

"The Office of the President Elect" is NOT a legitimate Government entity. It is a figment of Biden's imagination and nothing he says behind his make-believe podium has the force of law, it's just a lot of hot air. 

The only reason Biden ever had a snowball's chance in Hell of getting even this far was that the Kung Flu wrecked the economy and even President Trump had one hell of a time bringing things back as well as he has. He has no business referring to himself as the "President Elect".  That status has yet to be determined by the electoral process, which is STILL not concluded. 

"Office of the President Elect" my ass. 

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WE ARE BACK!  

Yes, Gentle Readers; reports of the demise of the Alexandria Daily Poop have been greatly exaggerated.  We suspended publishing this blog and re-directed readers to the Facebook page of owner and Editor in Chief F. Allen Norman, Jr.

However, the recent election which is alleged to have resulted in the appalling Joseph Robinette Biden and the equally cringe-worthy Kamala "Kamel-Toe" Harris to the top Executive offices in the Republic (despite the fact that massive electoral mistake and fraud is being investigated as we write this) compels us to re-activate these pages, where the censors of Facebook cannot touch us.

Well may they wish they could. We intend to rip Biden and the Dems from the hips to the lips (satirically speaking in case you are an idiot) beginning with the next post.  If you thought we were tough on Obama, just wait.  This ought to be good.