FOREIGNERS, FRUITCAKES AND FELONS: KEY TO THE DEMOCRAT "NEW VIRGINIA MAJORITY"

There is a movement in the Commonwealth of Virginia called "New Virginia Majority", meaning of course a hoped-for new DEMOCRAT majority. The first phase of this movement was to infest Northern Virginia with liberal-schmiberal fruitcakes, the more Government-dependent as possible.

Next, illegal aliens were brought into NoVa to increase the census count, to be  made as government dependent as possible, and to eventually be made citizens who would vote for their benefactors. 

However, this second phase has stalled because of the objections of those residents of Virginia who don't want a bunch of criminal freeloaders eating up the treasury. 

This was a major glitch, since there won't be enough new voters in November to tilt the vote to whoever the Democrat candidate is. So our carpetbagger governer has decided to just skip formalities - formalities required by LAW - and restore voting "rights" to all felons in the Commonwealth. The Republican controlled legislature is of course protesting this naked end-run around the Constitution of Virginia and the Legislature. 

Of course the Democrats are saying that the Republicans are trying to keep people out of the voting booth, while the Democrats are "Only trying to see that people who have paid their debt to Society are not denied their "Constitutional rights". 

To this we say:

OKAY YOU DEMOCRAT BLOWHOLES. HOW ABOUT RESTORING THE ENUMERATED - IN - THE - BILL-OF-RIGHTS "RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS??

WELL??

WELL??