CORRECTION

HERE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP, WE TRY TO BE FACTUAL EVEN WHEN BEING SATIRICAL. WHEN WE MAKE AN ERROR AND/OR AN APOLOGY IS IN ORDER WE ADMIT IT AND TRY TO MAKE AMENDS.

Therefore we apologize to the adherents of National Socialism for comparing Obama's private political organization OFA to the Sturmabietlung of Adolf Hitler's NSDAP. For that matter we apologize to the memory of Adolf Hitler himself. Obama is certainly no Hitler. He ccouldn't hold a candle to Onkel Adolf when it comes to getting a nation back on its feet, as Hitler certainly did with Germany (at least until he screwed up and attacked Russia).

No, Obama is much more like another dictator, a THIRD-WORLD GOON NAMED FRANCOIS DUVALIER AKA "PAPA DOC", and his OFA is much more like the TonTons Macoutes. Hitler built Germany up. Obama's vision for this country is much more like Duvalier's vision for Haiti. Witness his wife telling everyone to eat healthy and then stuffing her fat ass with ribs the nexxt night. Everybody else needs to tighten their belt, etc; but the Obamas live like they just hit ten Lotto jackpots.

However, everything else we said in the last post stands. The OFA needs to be investigated, and the conduct or facilitation of illegal activity by the OFA should be ample grounds for Articles of Impeachment.