HERE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP, WE REFER TO THE CURRENT RESIDENT OF 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE NORTHWEST AS "PRESIDENT" OBAMA. WE HAVE AMPLE JUSTIFICATION FOR THOSE QUOTE MARKS, AND "PRESIDENT" OBAMA GIVES FRESH JUSTIFICATION TO US DAILY. The latest shennanigan pulled by ol' Dumbo ears is particularly galling.
Obama, who swore an oath to uphold and execute the law, has announced that he will NOT uphold the "Defense of Marriage Act" because a lower court has declaared it unconstitutional. But his justification by the lower court's ruling evaporates in the face of the fact that, even though the so-called "Obamacare" law has been TWICE declared unconstitutional, he and his minions are proceeding apace with implementing the law.
Translation: I decide what laws will be enforced and I will ignore laws I can't veto.
House oversight committee, are you seeing this? Articles of Impeachment NOW, please; before Obama decides he can declare martial law and suspend the election he is sure to lose due to actions just like this one.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
CORRECTION
HERE AT THE ALEXANDRIA DAILY POOP, WE TRY TO BE FACTUAL EVEN WHEN BEING SATIRICAL. WHEN WE MAKE AN ERROR AND/OR AN APOLOGY IS IN ORDER WE ADMIT IT AND TRY TO MAKE AMENDS.
Therefore we apologize to the adherents of National Socialism for comparing Obama's private political organization OFA to the Sturmabietlung of Adolf Hitler's NSDAP. For that matter we apologize to the memory of Adolf Hitler himself. Obama is certainly no Hitler. He ccouldn't hold a candle to Onkel Adolf when it comes to getting a nation back on its feet, as Hitler certainly did with Germany (at least until he screwed up and attacked Russia).
No, Obama is much more like another dictator, a THIRD-WORLD GOON NAMED FRANCOIS DUVALIER AKA "PAPA DOC", and his OFA is much more like the TonTons Macoutes. Hitler built Germany up. Obama's vision for this country is much more like Duvalier's vision for Haiti. Witness his wife telling everyone to eat healthy and then stuffing her fat ass with ribs the nexxt night. Everybody else needs to tighten their belt, etc; but the Obamas live like they just hit ten Lotto jackpots.
However, everything else we said in the last post stands. The OFA needs to be investigated, and the conduct or facilitation of illegal activity by the OFA should be ample grounds for Articles of Impeachment.
Therefore we apologize to the adherents of National Socialism for comparing Obama's private political organization OFA to the Sturmabietlung of Adolf Hitler's NSDAP. For that matter we apologize to the memory of Adolf Hitler himself. Obama is certainly no Hitler. He ccouldn't hold a candle to Onkel Adolf when it comes to getting a nation back on its feet, as Hitler certainly did with Germany (at least until he screwed up and attacked Russia).
No, Obama is much more like another dictator, a THIRD-WORLD GOON NAMED FRANCOIS DUVALIER AKA "PAPA DOC", and his OFA is much more like the TonTons Macoutes. Hitler built Germany up. Obama's vision for this country is much more like Duvalier's vision for Haiti. Witness his wife telling everyone to eat healthy and then stuffing her fat ass with ribs the nexxt night. Everybody else needs to tighten their belt, etc; but the Obamas live like they just hit ten Lotto jackpots.
However, everything else we said in the last post stands. The OFA needs to be investigated, and the conduct or facilitation of illegal activity by the OFA should be ample grounds for Articles of Impeachment.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
DER STURMABTILUNGEN BATTALONNEN DER OBAMA
IN AN ALARMING AND REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT, IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT "PRESIDENT" BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS FIELDING A CORPS OF RABBLE-ROUSERS BEHOLDEN ONLY TO HIM TO "ORGANIZE" MASS PROTESTS AIMED AT INTIMIDATING PRIVATE CITIZENS AS WELL AS STATE, LOCAL, AND FEDERAL OFFICIALS.
This gang of thugs is called "Organizing for America". It was previously "Organizing for Obama" and was and remains answerable to him alone. It is separate from even the Democrat Party.
Currently, "OFA" is coordinating mass protests of changes to Wisconsin's government employees' benefits packages. OFA is also aiding and abeting the Wisconsin legislators who have gone into hiding in order to deny a quorum for the passage of the benefits changes.
Like the Corleone Family, Obama and OFA have "a lot of buffers". Chief among them is the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). SEIU goons have committed crimes such as the beating of a black Conservative activist outside of a "Town Hall" TEA party protest last summer.
While it may not be illegal for a president to have a staff of "volunteers" do his bidding (so long as they carry no Federal authority nor recieve any Federal dollars), if anything they do or cause to be done is criminal in nature, since they answer to Obama, it comes to roost on him.
It is high time for the House Oversight Committee to form a sub-committee to investigate this group, its tactics, its financing, and its ties to the White House.
And if the President of the United States is found to be operating his own personal clutch of Storm Troopers, then it is time to draw up Articles of Impeachment.
The Obama Administration has been and continues to be a disgraceful catastrophe. The enemies of these United States are moving apace to try to take every advantage while this nincompoop screws up and interferes with America's ability to turn on some stopping power to their shennannigans. TEA Party Congress people, do your jobs. And Senator Rand Paul. It is time for you to start twisting some Democrat arms, reminding them of the 29 seats they stand to lose next year. If Obama is impeached in the House, it is your job to ensure his conviction in the Senate and his removal from office.
Get moving, people. The fate of the Republic hangs in the balance
This gang of thugs is called "Organizing for America". It was previously "Organizing for Obama" and was and remains answerable to him alone. It is separate from even the Democrat Party.
Currently, "OFA" is coordinating mass protests of changes to Wisconsin's government employees' benefits packages. OFA is also aiding and abeting the Wisconsin legislators who have gone into hiding in order to deny a quorum for the passage of the benefits changes.
Like the Corleone Family, Obama and OFA have "a lot of buffers". Chief among them is the Service Employees International Union (SEIU). SEIU goons have committed crimes such as the beating of a black Conservative activist outside of a "Town Hall" TEA party protest last summer.
While it may not be illegal for a president to have a staff of "volunteers" do his bidding (so long as they carry no Federal authority nor recieve any Federal dollars), if anything they do or cause to be done is criminal in nature, since they answer to Obama, it comes to roost on him.
It is high time for the House Oversight Committee to form a sub-committee to investigate this group, its tactics, its financing, and its ties to the White House.
And if the President of the United States is found to be operating his own personal clutch of Storm Troopers, then it is time to draw up Articles of Impeachment.
The Obama Administration has been and continues to be a disgraceful catastrophe. The enemies of these United States are moving apace to try to take every advantage while this nincompoop screws up and interferes with America's ability to turn on some stopping power to their shennannigans. TEA Party Congress people, do your jobs. And Senator Rand Paul. It is time for you to start twisting some Democrat arms, reminding them of the 29 seats they stand to lose next year. If Obama is impeached in the House, it is your job to ensure his conviction in the Senate and his removal from office.
Get moving, people. The fate of the Republic hangs in the balance
Friday, February 18, 2011
FIRST BLOOD IN WASHINGTON D.C.
SHOCK WAVES ROLLED THROUGH WASHINGTON THIS WEEK WHEN CONGRESSPERSONS SENT TO D.C. BY THE TEA PARTY DEFIED THEIR PARTY LEADERSHIP AND VOTED DOWN A CONTROVERSIAL "SECOND ENGINE" FOR THE JOINT STRIKE FIGHTER.
Although the Washington Post and other leftist news organs tried to spin it as a "Republican defeat", the truth is that what the Left has been saying as a mantra; that the TEA partiers will soon be lulled into "business as usual"; has been shown to be wishful thinking on their part. The TEA partiers OPENLY DEFIED the Republican leadership. "Business as usual" in Washington D.C. breathed its death rattle with the voting down of the spare engine.
True, to effect this result the TEA partiers had to vote with some leftist anti-defense types. The lefties however did not want to avoid wasting money, they merely wanted to save the money for their own wasteful pet projects. While they found allies in the TEA partiers on this vote, when time comes for them to put forward their own loony ideas for spending the money, the same TEA partiers will kick their asses.
Useful idiots, don't you know.
Don't let the leftist media spin effort fool you. Political Kabuki is over. The TEA party uses kung-fu, and kicks in the balls are entirely kosher.
"Game Changer"? We'll say. The tactics advocated by Saul Alinsky are about to be reflected back at the Left, as Perseus used his shield to reflect Medusa Gorgon's face. We hope these Lefties still enjoy being "stoned".
Although the Washington Post and other leftist news organs tried to spin it as a "Republican defeat", the truth is that what the Left has been saying as a mantra; that the TEA partiers will soon be lulled into "business as usual"; has been shown to be wishful thinking on their part. The TEA partiers OPENLY DEFIED the Republican leadership. "Business as usual" in Washington D.C. breathed its death rattle with the voting down of the spare engine.
True, to effect this result the TEA partiers had to vote with some leftist anti-defense types. The lefties however did not want to avoid wasting money, they merely wanted to save the money for their own wasteful pet projects. While they found allies in the TEA partiers on this vote, when time comes for them to put forward their own loony ideas for spending the money, the same TEA partiers will kick their asses.
Useful idiots, don't you know.
Don't let the leftist media spin effort fool you. Political Kabuki is over. The TEA party uses kung-fu, and kicks in the balls are entirely kosher.
"Game Changer"? We'll say. The tactics advocated by Saul Alinsky are about to be reflected back at the Left, as Perseus used his shield to reflect Medusa Gorgon's face. We hope these Lefties still enjoy being "stoned".
Monday, February 14, 2011
WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WHOLE LOT OF DAYS MAKE.
I imagine that at least one of the three people who read this E-fishwrap wonder where the hell I have been for a month. Sorry to disappoint any lefties out there, but no, I have not been arrested. I knocked over a beer onto the keyboard of the laptop I was using and fried the guts of the machine. Fortunately the hard drive is okay, but I had to refurbish my other computer to accept the files and programs. Now that's done at a cost of $250; so here I am, patriot friends and leftist cocksuckers.
Speaking of leftist cocksuckers, I ran into one at the pub down the street about a week after I drowned my laptop. He had read my last post and told me I was "morally reprehesible" because I called the Tuscon shooter "a nice young man".
Now this is how the Lefties work, folks. They sort through a field of statements they cannot refute, take a few words completely out of context, and attack ad hominem. This is not news to me, and this time it backfired. Someone overheard, wanted to read the post, and told him he was full of shit. Lesson to the Lefties: Your crap won't work anymore. People are paying attention, they are noticing, and you are doomed.
I am glad to report that the Leftist/Brady Bunch effort to eke out at least a little victory for themselves via this tragedy are now looking like fools (again). The plan was to get the camel's nose under the gun-owner's tent by calling for a ban on "high capacity magazines". But even with intense research, all they could come up with was that since the end of the so-called "assault weapons ban"; Virginia police have seized "high-capacity magazines" at a greater percentage of crime scenes. There was NO indication that more folks have died because of the high-cap magazines, and obviously the magazines did not commit whatever crime they were seized at (which could have been something completely unrelated to firearms, such as a whorehouse). So, pooh. Rahm Emanuel must be livid, another crisis gone to waste....
FINALLY, there is the little matter of Hosni Mubarek's early semi-involuntary retirement. For right now I am withholding judgment. That's the Egyptians' problem. They better have more sense than to try to make it our problem. Because we will solve it for them, and maybe they won't like the way we do it.
Speaking of leftist cocksuckers, I ran into one at the pub down the street about a week after I drowned my laptop. He had read my last post and told me I was "morally reprehesible" because I called the Tuscon shooter "a nice young man".
Now this is how the Lefties work, folks. They sort through a field of statements they cannot refute, take a few words completely out of context, and attack ad hominem. This is not news to me, and this time it backfired. Someone overheard, wanted to read the post, and told him he was full of shit. Lesson to the Lefties: Your crap won't work anymore. People are paying attention, they are noticing, and you are doomed.
I am glad to report that the Leftist/Brady Bunch effort to eke out at least a little victory for themselves via this tragedy are now looking like fools (again). The plan was to get the camel's nose under the gun-owner's tent by calling for a ban on "high capacity magazines". But even with intense research, all they could come up with was that since the end of the so-called "assault weapons ban"; Virginia police have seized "high-capacity magazines" at a greater percentage of crime scenes. There was NO indication that more folks have died because of the high-cap magazines, and obviously the magazines did not commit whatever crime they were seized at (which could have been something completely unrelated to firearms, such as a whorehouse). So, pooh. Rahm Emanuel must be livid, another crisis gone to waste....
FINALLY, there is the little matter of Hosni Mubarek's early semi-involuntary retirement. For right now I am withholding judgment. That's the Egyptians' problem. They better have more sense than to try to make it our problem. Because we will solve it for them, and maybe they won't like the way we do it.
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