WE DID NOT HAVE TIME LAST NIGHT TO POST THE 2010 "IDIOT OF THE YEAR" AWARD, SO HERE IT IS.
To recap the qualifications, "Idiot of the Year" is a person I have met in the course of my duties as a cab driver in the National Capital Area who either does, boasts about, or says something in my presence which marks them as a complete dumbass. The idiocy must be such as one would not expect from a person of the candidate's education and station in life. The mentally deficient and the mentally ill are exempt from consideration. The successful candidate will be stone sober, because in the competition for Idiot of the Year, alcohol is a performance enhancing drug (exemptions may be made for people who got bombed even though they knew disaster might result, if in fact a fiasco did ensue and, when reflecting on the matter while sober fail to see the obvious connection. This exemption does not apply to alcoholic denial however).
AND NOW THE MOMENT ALMOST NO ONE ON THE PLANET HAS BEEN WAITING FOR. THE IDIOT OF THE YEAR FOR 2010 IS......
MS. HAPPY PEARL HARBOR DAY!!!!
You three people who read this tripe I write doubtless remember the young lady I met ind posted about earlier; who upon being told it was Pearl Harbor Day wished me a happy one. And so, Ms. Happy Pearl Harbor Day, since you work for our government and don't know that Pearl Harbor Day comemorates a deadly sneak attack on this country rivalled only by 9-11-2001; I find your ignorance to be not only born of stupidity but dangerous to our country into the bargain. Do us all a favor and get out of government service. Go over to McLean and see if the folks at Mars can get you a job at the M&M factory culling out the Ws. And get your tubes tied so you don't wind up birthing any more retards like yourself. Dumbass.
PART II : PREDICTIONS FOR 2011
POLITICS: The new Republican majority in the House of Representatives will prove to be well-prepared to turn the slimy tactics of the Democrat left back on them. Unconstitutional laws will be scrapped, Congressional review and approval of executive regulations will be required, and the overriding theme will be "there ain't no fuckin' money, dumbass". In the Senate, Rand Paul will unloose fiery invective on the debating floor and twist arms in private to obtain votes to block vetoes or support or thwart filibusters.
The TEA party activists - which will by end of the year mean 60 percent or more of the citizenry - will not let up pressure despite the best efforts of leftist goofballs and thugs to marginalize, discourage, and intimidate them. By year's end, groups of leftists and patriots will be sporadically going at it in the streets, and heads will get bashed - most of them Leftist; and we say that's a good thing.
We are not ready to say that "president" Obama will be impeached, but it is a possibility.
The actions of the Democrat party will inspire a new dance called "struttin' all over yo' own dick".
ECONOMIC: The Euro will tank like a lead submarine, and all those smartass leftist dancing monkeys who snottily had their recompense pegged to the Euro will wind up broke. Leo DiCaprio will wind up wishing he was still all cute so he could suck a dick to get a contract in dollars. Gold will drop to four hundred dollars an ounce, and oil will sink to $65 per barrel as the European market for Chinese goods goes bye-bye, taking with it China's demand for energy.
SOCIAL: First Germany, then France will start kicking out their Moslem populations. By November, Spain will remember the legacy of El Cid and kick out their bunch. The idiotically tolerant Scandinavian countries will wake up last of all. The Mahometans will of course try to run over here, only to discover that we have finally awakened to the fact that Mahometism is not a legit religion but a political ideology hellbent on establishing world dictatorship.
POPULAR CULTURE: Gay, gay, gay. Justin Bieber will announce that he is homosexual. In the comic strip "Sally Forth", the Forth's daughter Hillary will be discovered to be in a lesbian affair with her tomboy pal Faye. In "Sherman's Lagoon", Hawthorne the Crab and that nerd turtle will be delighted to find out that sharks have twin penises, so they can both suck Shermie off at the same time. We can only hope that "Hagar the Horrible" doesn't get drunk and decide to sample the delectible little bunghole of his 'tweener son Hamlet. Elsewhere, pop culture will be as it ever was: juvenile and insipid.
In short, different year, same crap.
Happy New Year from the Alexandria Daily Poop.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
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