You would have to be Helen Keller not to know about the tragic shooting spree in Tuscon Arizona over the weekend. Six people are dead, including a Federal judge and a nine year old girl, and at least fourteen more are wounded to varying degrees. The primary target of the deranged young man who did the shooting, Representative Gifford, has so far survived. (Evidently the kid was using full metal jacketed ammunition, which does not "expand"; so the round went straight through Gifford's brain. A hollow-point round would have transferred much more of its force to Gifford's brain, and would probably have been immediately lethal).
Before the cartridge casings had been picked up off the ground, the Sheriff of Pima County (who is charged with finding the facts of this case) weighed in with a partisan screed right out of the Leftist playbook. This shooting, he assured us, was the natural result of the "vicious, angry" political discourse by people who "seek to obstruct those who would make this country a better place"; that it was a symptom of "bigotry" blah-de-blah.
The rest of the Left, especially the various anti-2nd Amendment groups, had to wait until they had finished dancing jigs before they came out to the cameras and solemnly pronounced that this was the last straw, that it's time to crack down on guns (rather than criminals, of course.)
From the bull crap flowing from the Leftist media trolls and congressmen like my Representative James P. "Bugs" Moran, you would think that the gunman was the founder of the TEA party movement and President of the National Rifle Association.
Even as the facts about the shooting and the gunman trickled out, even as it became plainer and plainer that here was a nutball kid with a Wack-A-Mole game where his brain should be, the drumbeat continued that he had been influenced and inspired by conservative "anger". In fact he seems to have been inspired by nothing more than his own paranoid fantasies. The media reported that he liked to read "Mein Kampf". But they left out the fact that he was equally if not more so fond of Karl Marx's "Communist Manifesto".
This young man had a You Tube channel, which I have reviewed. His uploads consist of scrolling text that is so convoluted as to be almost unreadable, consiting of pontifications on "conscience" (I am pretty sure he meant "concious") dreaming. The text is accompanied by dramatic music. It should have had a cuckoo clock sounding in the background. The kid is a real screwball, and certainly no representative of the TEA parties nor of the Conservative movement. He was rejected from the Army for being a pothead. And he had been stalking Giffords since the last years of the Bush administration, long before the advent of the TEA party. He was influenced by nothing more than the voices in his head.
But never mind all that. The Left is in a full-court press to blame his actions on the "easy availability of handguns" and the voices of the Conservative Movement.
Perhaps more ominous than the cavalier suggestions for the abrogation of the 2nd Amendment are the restrictions on free speech the Left is hinting - if not openly calling for. One Pennsylvania Democrat is calling for criminalizing the criticism of (Democrat) legislators.
Well, Demon-Ratz, here's what the Alexandria Daily Poop has to say to you:
First, if you fear the climate of "anger" you percieve, THEN FUCKING STOP PISSING THE PEOPLE OFF.
Second, if "TEA partiers" plus "easily available semi-automatic weapons" are the essential ingredients for mass shootings, THEN HOW COME YOU NEVER SEE A MASS SHOOTING AT A GUN SHOW??
If you goddamned Leftists want to portray your opponents as assassination-mongers, if you think that advocating "violent solutions" is such a bad fucking thing, THEN WHY THE HELL DID WE NOT HEAR HOWLS OF PROTEST FROM YOU WHEN A PHONY DOCUMENTARY (crockumentary?) WAS MADE PURPORTING TO DEPICT THE ASSASSINATION OF GEORGE W. BUSH??
You frauds go right ahead and try and ban everybody from Rush on down to me from speaking our minds in the public square. You go right ahead and try to restrict the Constitutionally Enumerated Right To Keep And Bear Arms. I for one will not lay down my arms, shut my mouth, and obey you. Go right ahead and talk all you want to, and broadcast it all over; and expose yourselves for the Statist fascists you most certainly are. You may yet get your wish and get to engage my side in street brawls (which you lefties love, judging from the way your political rallies are conducted). You are slime. Jared Whazizname, the gunman, is morally superior to you. My evidence of this?
Jared took a taxicab to the event. Before he started shooting, he went to an ATM, withdrew cash, and paid the driver. He could have just as easily mown the driver down.
What a nice young man, especially compared to you Ratz, and hey, Bugs? I especially mean you.
Monday, January 10, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
THE READING OF THE CONSTITUTION
YESTERDAY THE BIG MOMENT FINALLY ARRIVED: THE PROMISED READING OF THE HIGHEST LAW IN THE LAND, IN CONGRESS ASSEMBLED, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY. We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop think it's about time.
The need for this reading was made evident by the reaction to it by the Leftist scum. The Constitution was pooh-poohed as a "Document that is over 100 years old" - that is to say, obsolete. Scorn was heaped on those who "worship" the Constitution, and "legal scholars" ran on about the "complexity" and difficulty of interpretation of the Constitution, which was written so that an eighteenth-century teenager could understand the very plain English therein.
This is the Leftist take on the Constitution of the United States of America. When their favorite terrorist is being detained and prosecuted, it is the shining Beacon of Freedom and must not be touched, to be read word for word and taken literally. When one of its provisions gets in their way and blocks what they want to do, it becomes a "Living, Breathing Document" (which means that it says what they say it says, even if it says the exact opposite.) And failing that, it is a quaint old piece of parchment that has outlasted its utility, a relic of bygone days having no relevance to the modern world, until some guy who has been planning to kill innocent Americans in the name of "Allah" starts getting the business. Then it transforms into a Magnificent Protector of Liberty.
The reading of the Constitution at the opening session of Congress has the Lefties scared shitless. They nervously point at it as "merely symbolic". It's symbolic, all right. But there's nothing "mere" about it. Every word of the reading fell on their ears as the pronouncement of a death sentence falls on a murderer's. The new Representatives, products of the TEA party revolt, mean to turn the revolt into a revolution. The reading reminds everyone that the government is restrained by the Constitution, that the powers of these statist, leftist tyrant wannabes are finite and few.
And so they dismiss, ignore, even excoriate the Constitution. Representative John Conyers denounced it as a "racist" document (rule one: if someone or something disagrees with a Leftist, they're racist); bitching that the parts of the document which accommodated slaveholders were "redacted" from the reading (which they were, because the reading was a reading of the Supreme Law of the Land, and those provisions were nullified by several Amendments, which WERE part of the reading. Conyers wanted those provisions read so as to make it appear as though they were still effective, so as to make the case that such a "racist" document need not be obeyed unless he, a black man, says it ought to; and then only to the extent he says).
The Left has good reason for concern. But they cannot help themselves. Their open diplay of contempt for the Supreme Law and for their own countrymen - indeed, their own country - is being loudly and openly displayed. The Constitution was designed as a sword against their ilk, and they tremble as the conservatives and patriots unsheathe it.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
The need for this reading was made evident by the reaction to it by the Leftist scum. The Constitution was pooh-poohed as a "Document that is over 100 years old" - that is to say, obsolete. Scorn was heaped on those who "worship" the Constitution, and "legal scholars" ran on about the "complexity" and difficulty of interpretation of the Constitution, which was written so that an eighteenth-century teenager could understand the very plain English therein.
This is the Leftist take on the Constitution of the United States of America. When their favorite terrorist is being detained and prosecuted, it is the shining Beacon of Freedom and must not be touched, to be read word for word and taken literally. When one of its provisions gets in their way and blocks what they want to do, it becomes a "Living, Breathing Document" (which means that it says what they say it says, even if it says the exact opposite.) And failing that, it is a quaint old piece of parchment that has outlasted its utility, a relic of bygone days having no relevance to the modern world, until some guy who has been planning to kill innocent Americans in the name of "Allah" starts getting the business. Then it transforms into a Magnificent Protector of Liberty.
The reading of the Constitution at the opening session of Congress has the Lefties scared shitless. They nervously point at it as "merely symbolic". It's symbolic, all right. But there's nothing "mere" about it. Every word of the reading fell on their ears as the pronouncement of a death sentence falls on a murderer's. The new Representatives, products of the TEA party revolt, mean to turn the revolt into a revolution. The reading reminds everyone that the government is restrained by the Constitution, that the powers of these statist, leftist tyrant wannabes are finite and few.
And so they dismiss, ignore, even excoriate the Constitution. Representative John Conyers denounced it as a "racist" document (rule one: if someone or something disagrees with a Leftist, they're racist); bitching that the parts of the document which accommodated slaveholders were "redacted" from the reading (which they were, because the reading was a reading of the Supreme Law of the Land, and those provisions were nullified by several Amendments, which WERE part of the reading. Conyers wanted those provisions read so as to make it appear as though they were still effective, so as to make the case that such a "racist" document need not be obeyed unless he, a black man, says it ought to; and then only to the extent he says).
The Left has good reason for concern. But they cannot help themselves. Their open diplay of contempt for the Supreme Law and for their own countrymen - indeed, their own country - is being loudly and openly displayed. The Constitution was designed as a sword against their ilk, and they tremble as the conservatives and patriots unsheathe it.
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!!
Saturday, January 1, 2011
2010 IDIOT OF THE YEAR AWARD AND PREDICTIONS FOR 2011
WE DID NOT HAVE TIME LAST NIGHT TO POST THE 2010 "IDIOT OF THE YEAR" AWARD, SO HERE IT IS.
To recap the qualifications, "Idiot of the Year" is a person I have met in the course of my duties as a cab driver in the National Capital Area who either does, boasts about, or says something in my presence which marks them as a complete dumbass. The idiocy must be such as one would not expect from a person of the candidate's education and station in life. The mentally deficient and the mentally ill are exempt from consideration. The successful candidate will be stone sober, because in the competition for Idiot of the Year, alcohol is a performance enhancing drug (exemptions may be made for people who got bombed even though they knew disaster might result, if in fact a fiasco did ensue and, when reflecting on the matter while sober fail to see the obvious connection. This exemption does not apply to alcoholic denial however).
AND NOW THE MOMENT ALMOST NO ONE ON THE PLANET HAS BEEN WAITING FOR. THE IDIOT OF THE YEAR FOR 2010 IS......
MS. HAPPY PEARL HARBOR DAY!!!!
You three people who read this tripe I write doubtless remember the young lady I met ind posted about earlier; who upon being told it was Pearl Harbor Day wished me a happy one. And so, Ms. Happy Pearl Harbor Day, since you work for our government and don't know that Pearl Harbor Day comemorates a deadly sneak attack on this country rivalled only by 9-11-2001; I find your ignorance to be not only born of stupidity but dangerous to our country into the bargain. Do us all a favor and get out of government service. Go over to McLean and see if the folks at Mars can get you a job at the M&M factory culling out the Ws. And get your tubes tied so you don't wind up birthing any more retards like yourself. Dumbass.
PART II : PREDICTIONS FOR 2011
POLITICS: The new Republican majority in the House of Representatives will prove to be well-prepared to turn the slimy tactics of the Democrat left back on them. Unconstitutional laws will be scrapped, Congressional review and approval of executive regulations will be required, and the overriding theme will be "there ain't no fuckin' money, dumbass". In the Senate, Rand Paul will unloose fiery invective on the debating floor and twist arms in private to obtain votes to block vetoes or support or thwart filibusters.
The TEA party activists - which will by end of the year mean 60 percent or more of the citizenry - will not let up pressure despite the best efforts of leftist goofballs and thugs to marginalize, discourage, and intimidate them. By year's end, groups of leftists and patriots will be sporadically going at it in the streets, and heads will get bashed - most of them Leftist; and we say that's a good thing.
We are not ready to say that "president" Obama will be impeached, but it is a possibility.
The actions of the Democrat party will inspire a new dance called "struttin' all over yo' own dick".
ECONOMIC: The Euro will tank like a lead submarine, and all those smartass leftist dancing monkeys who snottily had their recompense pegged to the Euro will wind up broke. Leo DiCaprio will wind up wishing he was still all cute so he could suck a dick to get a contract in dollars. Gold will drop to four hundred dollars an ounce, and oil will sink to $65 per barrel as the European market for Chinese goods goes bye-bye, taking with it China's demand for energy.
SOCIAL: First Germany, then France will start kicking out their Moslem populations. By November, Spain will remember the legacy of El Cid and kick out their bunch. The idiotically tolerant Scandinavian countries will wake up last of all. The Mahometans will of course try to run over here, only to discover that we have finally awakened to the fact that Mahometism is not a legit religion but a political ideology hellbent on establishing world dictatorship.
POPULAR CULTURE: Gay, gay, gay. Justin Bieber will announce that he is homosexual. In the comic strip "Sally Forth", the Forth's daughter Hillary will be discovered to be in a lesbian affair with her tomboy pal Faye. In "Sherman's Lagoon", Hawthorne the Crab and that nerd turtle will be delighted to find out that sharks have twin penises, so they can both suck Shermie off at the same time. We can only hope that "Hagar the Horrible" doesn't get drunk and decide to sample the delectible little bunghole of his 'tweener son Hamlet. Elsewhere, pop culture will be as it ever was: juvenile and insipid.
In short, different year, same crap.
Happy New Year from the Alexandria Daily Poop.
To recap the qualifications, "Idiot of the Year" is a person I have met in the course of my duties as a cab driver in the National Capital Area who either does, boasts about, or says something in my presence which marks them as a complete dumbass. The idiocy must be such as one would not expect from a person of the candidate's education and station in life. The mentally deficient and the mentally ill are exempt from consideration. The successful candidate will be stone sober, because in the competition for Idiot of the Year, alcohol is a performance enhancing drug (exemptions may be made for people who got bombed even though they knew disaster might result, if in fact a fiasco did ensue and, when reflecting on the matter while sober fail to see the obvious connection. This exemption does not apply to alcoholic denial however).
AND NOW THE MOMENT ALMOST NO ONE ON THE PLANET HAS BEEN WAITING FOR. THE IDIOT OF THE YEAR FOR 2010 IS......
MS. HAPPY PEARL HARBOR DAY!!!!
You three people who read this tripe I write doubtless remember the young lady I met ind posted about earlier; who upon being told it was Pearl Harbor Day wished me a happy one. And so, Ms. Happy Pearl Harbor Day, since you work for our government and don't know that Pearl Harbor Day comemorates a deadly sneak attack on this country rivalled only by 9-11-2001; I find your ignorance to be not only born of stupidity but dangerous to our country into the bargain. Do us all a favor and get out of government service. Go over to McLean and see if the folks at Mars can get you a job at the M&M factory culling out the Ws. And get your tubes tied so you don't wind up birthing any more retards like yourself. Dumbass.
PART II : PREDICTIONS FOR 2011
POLITICS: The new Republican majority in the House of Representatives will prove to be well-prepared to turn the slimy tactics of the Democrat left back on them. Unconstitutional laws will be scrapped, Congressional review and approval of executive regulations will be required, and the overriding theme will be "there ain't no fuckin' money, dumbass". In the Senate, Rand Paul will unloose fiery invective on the debating floor and twist arms in private to obtain votes to block vetoes or support or thwart filibusters.
The TEA party activists - which will by end of the year mean 60 percent or more of the citizenry - will not let up pressure despite the best efforts of leftist goofballs and thugs to marginalize, discourage, and intimidate them. By year's end, groups of leftists and patriots will be sporadically going at it in the streets, and heads will get bashed - most of them Leftist; and we say that's a good thing.
We are not ready to say that "president" Obama will be impeached, but it is a possibility.
The actions of the Democrat party will inspire a new dance called "struttin' all over yo' own dick".
ECONOMIC: The Euro will tank like a lead submarine, and all those smartass leftist dancing monkeys who snottily had their recompense pegged to the Euro will wind up broke. Leo DiCaprio will wind up wishing he was still all cute so he could suck a dick to get a contract in dollars. Gold will drop to four hundred dollars an ounce, and oil will sink to $65 per barrel as the European market for Chinese goods goes bye-bye, taking with it China's demand for energy.
SOCIAL: First Germany, then France will start kicking out their Moslem populations. By November, Spain will remember the legacy of El Cid and kick out their bunch. The idiotically tolerant Scandinavian countries will wake up last of all. The Mahometans will of course try to run over here, only to discover that we have finally awakened to the fact that Mahometism is not a legit religion but a political ideology hellbent on establishing world dictatorship.
POPULAR CULTURE: Gay, gay, gay. Justin Bieber will announce that he is homosexual. In the comic strip "Sally Forth", the Forth's daughter Hillary will be discovered to be in a lesbian affair with her tomboy pal Faye. In "Sherman's Lagoon", Hawthorne the Crab and that nerd turtle will be delighted to find out that sharks have twin penises, so they can both suck Shermie off at the same time. We can only hope that "Hagar the Horrible" doesn't get drunk and decide to sample the delectible little bunghole of his 'tweener son Hamlet. Elsewhere, pop culture will be as it ever was: juvenile and insipid.
In short, different year, same crap.
Happy New Year from the Alexandria Daily Poop.
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