THE 28TH AMENDMENT: A MODEST PROPOSITION

How to handle the disaster that is "President" Joseph Robinette Biden? A simple removal from office in an impeachment or a 25th Amendment action would leave us with President Kamala Harris, an even more dangerous nincompoop. And if we got rid of HER, we would have the spectre of Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office.  Fortunately the Founders of our blessed Republic  provided a solution to just such an emergency.  Article V of the Constitution provides that the legislatures of 3/4ths of the Several States may call a convention to propose Amendments without so much as a by your leave to the increasingly corrupt Congress.  

With that in mind, we at the Alexandria Daily Poop endorse such a convention and offer the following Amendment for the consideration of the Convention: 

IN COLUMBUS, OHIO

THE LEGSILATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES  ASSEMBLED PROPOSE FOR RATIFICATION THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

WHEREAS; in the National Elections of 2020 Joseph Robinette Biden was elected President of the United States and

WHEREAS; Said Joseph Robinette Biden has shown himself to be completely unsuited to hold said office and

WHEREAS; should said Joseph Robinette Biden be removed, the persons in the line of succession to the Office of the Presidency are likely to be similarly incompetent if not worse and

WHEREAS; The electoral process in the 2020 elections was rife with opportunities for election fraud in the name of stopping a pandemic disease, which opportunities have cast a shadow on the legitimacy of the voting process  and

WHEREAS; the occupancy of the Office of the Presidency by Joseph Robinette Biden presents an historic, unprecedented and clear existential threat to the Republic and

WHEREAS; the elevation of the next three persons in the line of succession to said office in the case of removal of Joseph Robinette Biden would only maintain or worsen such threat;

NOW THEREFORE WE THE DELEGATES REPRESENTING THE LEGISLATURES OF THE SEVERAL STATES, SITTING IN COVENTION TO PROPOSE AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION FOR THE UNITED STATES AS AUTHORIZED BY ARTICLE FIVE OF SAID CONSTITUTION DO PUT FORTH FOR RATIFICATION BY THE SEVERAL STATES THE FOLLOWING AMENDMENT, TITLED:

THE 2020 ELECTION RECALL AND REFORM AMENDMENT

I

THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS HEREBY OVERTURNED AND THE RESULT DECLARED NULL AND VOID

The Presidency and Vice Presidency shall be immediately returned to Donald John Trump and Michael Richard Pence; and they shall each be entitled to seek re-election to a full term after serving the remainder of the present term, any provision in this Constitution to the contrary notwithstanding. President Trump and Vice President Pence shall be sworn in and assume office within 24 hours of the ratification of this Amendment. 

All other 2020 election results shall not be affected by this provision.

II

All elections for Federal office shall be held on a date certain, and so-called "Early voting" shall be expressly prohibited; and NO "absentee ballots" shall be issued but for certified good and proper evidence that the voter cannot be present to vote in person, supported by oath or affirmation; and seeking an absentee ballot for any other purpose shall be deemed attempted election fraud and be punishable by imprisonment for two to ten years and a fine of not less than one hundred thousand dollars. And all persons upon appearing to vote in person or requesting an absentee ballot shall be required to present an identification document having a photograph of the holder issued by the State, or the Federal or District or Territorial government having authority in the jurisdiction wherein said voter resides. 

III

The provisions of this Amendment shall take effect IMMEDIATELY after its Ratification by this Convention.

Just a modest proposition.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE PANDEMIC

"President"  Biden knows how badly he screwed the pooch in Afghanistan. He had such visions of him giving a "I won the war" speech to an adoring public; but now everyone thinks of him as - as one wag put it - an old bag of rotten oatmeal.  

So now he's gonna show US who needs a scolding! He has in the past couple days unleashed a dictator-like program designed to force everybody to get a vaccine for Covid-19 whether they need one or not and whether they can take it without worse-than-the-disease complications. Either that or in some cases he's willing to "allow" people to be exempt IF they take once-weekly nose swabs for testing.  

He claims the vaccine is safe and effective against even the "new variant" but that 25% of the population is unvaccinated and they are the festering open sore of the pandemic.  But he doesn't mention the people who have had Covid and possess a more robust and longer lasting "natural immunity".

And of course - in the name of "protecting the (what else?) children we still need to fuck with the goddam masks.  

Now, if Biden is so damned concerned with "Keeping us safe", THEN WHY THE FUCKING FUCK IS HE LETTING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF UNVACCINATED UNTESTED AND UNVETTED FORIEGNERS INTO OUR SOUTHERN BORDERS?      Not to mention the refugees from Afghanistan whose numbers have included at least four cases of measles and Gawd knows what else.  Plus, these are unvetted also.  Are we importing agents of what serves the Taliban as secret police? Is Biden allowing terrorists into our nation? We don't know.

And neither does Biden.  Nor does he care.  He only cares about his own power and his own hide.  We are leery of waiting for the 2022 elections to throw a check on him and even if he is impeached or unseated using the 25th Amendment each person in the line of succession is worst than the previous one.  

Biden has done so much damage that we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop think an Article V Convention should  be called specifically to draft and ratify an amendment overturning the 2020 elections and returning the Presidency to Trump and Pence.

What a huge stinking mess from this old bag of rotten oatmeal.  

ON THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE 9-11 TERROR ATTACKS

 We remember those desperate days on and following September 11 2001, much as our parents remember(ed) the last time something even remotely like this happened on December 7 1941. And it is just and fitting that we remember both.  

But 20 years after Pearl Harbor I was 8 years old.  And there were remembrances held, but nothing like this.  Because by that time we had vanquished the Germans and the Japanese and were occupying to make sure they behaved.  For us it started in winter 1941 and less than 4 years later we had finished it.  We went in mad as hell and killed and killed and destroyed until we had taken the starch out of the enemy. The effort cost us nearly half a million dead and nearly twice that wounded.  And we dropped nuclear weapons not once but twice on Japan to get the suicidal fanatics to give up.

But in the Second World War, we didn't have to much contend with the International Left; who were pretty much okay with the likes of Hitler until he attacked the Soviet Union after which time he became a no-good son of a bitch to them. (We did have one congressperson, Jeanette Rankin; who voted "nay" on declaring war on Japan and had to hide in a phone booth until she was rescued by Capitol Police)  

But other than Rankin, we had very little trouble out of the "Peacnik" crowd.  Defeatist talk was frowned upon to say the least, and if ANYONE had started mewling about how we needed to understand why the Japanese didn't like us, he or she would have been lucky to only receive a good tarring and feathering.  We did the job at hand and Japan surrendered.  

The Taliban, on the other hand, never surrendered.  And we had a plan to withdraw in an orderly fashion and let the Afghan Defense Forces complete the pacification of these savages.  But Biden managed to turn it into a rout ending with a Taliban victory.  And sooner or later we are going to have to go back and do the job right.  And with this weaker-than-water "President", it'll probably be sooner.  

And when the time comes, let us hope that the "WE need to understand them" crowd is told to shaddap.  We need the next engagement to be one which will make Operation Barbarossa look like a toddler's birthday party.  And fight it so that less than 4 years after it begins we can have a memorial celebration and not a funeral remembrance of a defeat. 

A RAY OF HOPE

 Well, gentle readers we have not posted in many months.  The recent elections and the Kung Flu plague and its consequences  have greatly disheartened us.  But looking at things as they now stand, even with the weakest "President" in history at the National helm, as a staggering reeling nation slowly crawls out from under the "emergency mandates" and masks imposed on everyone by Government officers drunk on the power that they supposed this "pandemic" conferred on them;

Even as the Democrat Party obsesses over a minor riot in the Capitol Building even as they continue to gloss over the riots around the country wherein the mob attempted to burn Federal and local government buildings, using lasers to blind the cops and in one instance came so close to breaching the White House security barrier that the Secret Service had to evacuate President Trump and his family to the bunker;

Even as the Left through its academic arm tries to convince children that they can be whatever sex they feel like; and that America is an evil country founded on the enslavement of black people to farm land stolen from the aboriginal peoples; all of it, all of it;

Still we are convinced that we are seeing the fury of an ideology scorned.  The Founders designed our political system to make these radicals do exactly what they are doing now: they know that after they had captured the White House, the House and the Senate by using every dirty trick and sneaky maneuver they could think of, that they would have a very short period of time to cement their cause; seeing that every seat in the House is up for grabs every two years but only one third of the Senate; and  the Presidency lasts for four years.  

This is a quandry the Left has been stymied by time and again.  And so they have attempted to ram through bills that would have enabled the packing of the Supreme Court, eliminated the "filibuster", and eviscerated ballot security in elections to enable cheating.  

Still there remained this tiny two year window to accomplish all this mischief; and as usual the radicals moved far too fast and exposed who they were and are to the American people.  And unfortunately for them their plans alarmed not a few of their own party.  Now the line must be held  for just more than a year.  Except in the Commonwealth of Virginia, where the abominable Terry McAuliffe is trying for a second non consecutive term. The Governorship is being hotly contested by a man named Youngkin who as of today is gathering wide support from parents who are worried about the things the Left wants to put their kids through.  Our election will be held in November, so watch what Virginia does.  

The months leading up to November 2022 are going to be painful, no doubt about it.  but the Left is foundering, trying to claim that they were never against voter ID and that is was the REPUBLICANS who started the "defund the police" movement.  It's their classic ploy of "when something goes wrong blame the Republicans" and never in our lifetime has this strategy been so clumsily and vainly executed.  Keep the faith. We are.

THE PROBLEM: MOB RULE

 Yes, Gentle Readers, we have hesitated to post lo these many days because of the relentless shower of - words fail us - shit that has been happening in these United States.  We have thought long and hard about what is the common thread that runs through this national horror in which we find ourselves in the midst of.  

We have a weak as water "President" who has undertaken to invite anyone who wants to enter via our Southern border to just come in; and when this became an obvious catastrophe tried to back off and say he didn't really mean it - except that he did - and tried to fob the whole unsightly dangerous mess on President Trump. 

"President" Joe Biden has nominated and pushed through woefully inadequate and cartoonish sexual perverts to key Cabinet positions; such as homosexual Pete Buttigeg, former Mayor of the City of South Bend, Indiana as Secretary of Transportation (though he couldn't even fill potholes adequately); and one "Dr," Rachel Levine who was born male but who insists everyone call him a female as Assistant Secretary of Health and Human Services. 

When the police find it needful to use firearms or force to keep the peace, woe betide them if the person they find it needful to forcibly pacify is black.  That person automatically becomes a saint.  One Michael Brown tried to take a police officer's firearm and was justifiably shot to death, and winds up being described as a "gentle giant" even though minutes before he had executed a force and violence robbery of an Asian shopkeeper to obtain cigar leaves in which to roll "blunt" marijuana cigarettes.  In response a mob burned Ferguson, Missouri to the  ground.

Memorably, in Minneapolis, Minnesota t two-bit fentanyl soaked hoodlum named George Floyd tried to pass a fake bill at a convenience store.  It fell to a white Minneapolis cop named Chauvin to apprehend him.  Floyd was EXTREMELY uncooperative during the entire encounter, which ended with Officer Chauvin kneeling on his neck to control him (Which by the way may very well have been Hoyle with MPD regulations). 

Minneapolis exploded with mob rioting. And there is serious doubt as to whether he can get a fair trial just based on the nationwide passions which have been stirred by this incident. 

Somewhere in the middle of this a coronavirus set off a worldwide pandemic.  Businesses were closed, restaurants went out if business and everyone was ordered to wear face masks to "Stop the spread".  The narrative was passed around that mask wearers were protecting others from their ability to spread the virus, thus setting off a situation where mask-wearers were enabled to self-righteously denigrate those who did not wear a mask.  In multiple incidents, punches were thrown. 

Then in Seattle, Washington and Portland, Oregon mobs rioted and were allowed   to raise hell for months on end. They shot explosive fireworks at the Federal Courthouse in Portland and tried to lock police officers in a precinct house in Seattle and BURN IT DOWN WITH THE OFFICERS TRAPPED INSIDE!  How did the media describe these hoodlums?   AS "MOSTLY PEACEFUL PROTESTERS".  In a pig's eye, they were.  

Then came the riots - ditto described as "mostly peaceful protests" - RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE ON PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE NORTHWEST.  At one point the "peaceful protestors" undertook to ASSAULT THE WHITE HOUSE prompting the Secret Service to usher the First Family into a bunker designed to withstand a nuclear attack.  

Now, Supreme Court justices must take into account that the mob will pay them and their families an unwelcome and possibly deadly visit should they rule "the wrong way".  Ditto individual Congressmen and Senators.  And the violent mob has so far almost killed Republican representative Steve Scalise and Dr. Rand Paul just for their views.  

How long are we going to put up with this nonsense?

 REDUCTIO AD ABSURDUM 

Yes, gentle readers; we haven't written here for a while because sheer idiocy on an unprecedented scale seems to have been taking place in our government and our society.  And not all the nuttiness is coming from the Left, either. There exists a bunch of nuts who STILL think former President Trump can manage to upend the 2020 election and take over on the former Inauguration Day of March 5th.  From what we can make out, a combination of these nuts and a sprinkling of racist groups were corralled and led by agents provocatures  from the ANTIFA group and whipped into a mob which stormed the United States Capitol building and wrought havoc before being brought under control.  Little good did it do them or anyone else; the election of Joe Biden to the White House was duly certified on schedule. 

Then and only then was the National Guard called in and fences topped with razor wire erected surrounding the Capitol. That was a month and change ago and today the fences stand and the District of Columbia is still chock-a-block with armed Guardsmen.  

The fences have managed to keep out and confuse members of the D.C. City Council; who claim that what with the fences they cannot access the Capitol to present the Congress with legislation that must be reviewed by the Congress before it is enacted.  And somehow the honorable members of the Council have referenced their inability to make a simple telephone call to arrange access as a reason they must be granted Statehood.  

And since he was inaugurated, Biden has busied himself with issuing executive orders the way the Treasury prints money when he is not engaged in stuffing his administration with the biggest collection of nincompoops and freaks in the history of this country.  Chief among these is the Secretary of Health and Human Services, a "trans" woman who is about as convincing a woman as Milton Berle in drag only not funny at all.  

We fear that the warning given by former White House resident Barack Hussein Obama is about to be borne out.  Just before Joe Biden threw his hat in the ring last year, Obama warned that we should "Never underestimate (Biden's) ability to fuck things up". 

Indeed.

So now, gentle readers, we have established that we haven't been just sitting by playing solitaire while the Government burns.  It's just been happening too fast to get a handle on it; but now we believe we can start writing on it again.  This is the base of the mess we will be dealing with.  See you soon.

CONSERVATIVE VOICE OF FREEDOM RUSH LIMBAUGH DEAD OF CANCER AT AGE 70

Rush Limbaugh, the conservative radio host who founded talk radio out of the ruins of the "Fairness Doctrine" and taught two generations of up and coming conservatives about our values and the tactics of the Left (anong many other things) passed away esrly this morning.

His death was announced by his widow at the opening of his show. It came as a shock to all concerned.  We all knew Rush had cancer and we all knew it was terminal, but we all hoped for just one more day, one more week, one more month.  Sadly there are no more. 

We first heard of Rush Limbaugh courtesy of a leftist alternate newspaper which called his show "Right wing brain vomit".   The next day we were scanning through the AM radio channels and came upon a satirical presentation asking why it was needful to teach kiddies about condoms by teaching them using one and a banana as a prop.   

Naturally he was called among other things the Left's favorite epithet "racist"; but after one listen to his show it was evident to any but the blindest that he was anything but.  

It is incumbent on we who live on to put his precepts into practice; to spread the philosophy and reasoning of conservatism and to defend the Constitution from the pack who are no doubt even now salivating as they think their old enemy is dead.  He is not.  He lives on having taught 30 years worth of listeners how to deal with the threats to freedom we face today.  The time for weeping is over.  It's time to get busy.