Wednesday, April 27, 2016


I have been asked many times how I as a taxicab operator feel about the "UBER" "Ride-Share" service and other similar operations. 

Well, to me, personally, I don't really care. I speak perfect English and rarely need to refer to a MAP, let alone GPS devices. That puts me as a premium driver. 

Besides, I HATE BEING PAID WITH PLASTIC BY PEOPLE I PICK UP OFF THE STREET. The more boneheads who use plastic go UBER, the better I like it. 

The fact is, UBER was born from hunger. They also go through drivers like a wino goes through Thunderbird. It takes a special kind of person to pick up strangers and take them  anywhere. UBER drivers might like it at first, but then the reality of getting your private ride beat to hell on the dents and potholes on the streets sets in, along with having to go to "severe service" maintenance.  AND if somebody bitches about an UBER driver three times, the driver is GONE. No hearing, no conference, no nothing. Every three to five months UBER puts out a new barrage of ads saying how you can make lots of money driving with UBER.

Once they get rid of Obamacare and people can get 40 hour a week jobs again, UBER will be sunk. Plus, they've wound up with some pretty damn crazy drivers. 

So I'm not worried about the Big Bad U.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016


COMES NOW ONE DAVID TRONE, alcohol merchant extraordinaire, and gives us his offer to serve in the United States House of Representatives. 

Trone comes from a harsh background: a family farm that failed in part due to his father's alcoholism. So he founded "Total Wine and More". Ironic? or hypocritical?

Trone drones on with the usual leftist platitudes about "income inequality" and how doing good "trumps" (get it? ha ha.) private profit. 

Here's all you need to know about Trone: at some fake "town hall" meeting, he said the minimum wage should be fifteen semoleons per hour. But when some wise ass asked him how much he paid HIS employees, he basically told the person asking to get bent. 

Now that's chutzpaugh. Trone the Drone.

Monday, April 25, 2016


Honestly, folks. Aren't you just absolutely FED UP with this bizarre insistence that normal people allow a tiny minority of screwed up people to discomfort them so that the screwed up people don't feel discomforted?

We are writing of course about the "Transgender" movement, or- as most people call them - the freakers. these freakers who have dicks but insist that they are girls or have vaginas but think they are boys have gotten away with so much stuff that now they are demanding to use restrooms and locker facilities assigned to the opposite sex from the one they are. THIS IS LUNACY. 

Let's say there are 35 thousand of these mental cases in America (and this is a very generous estimate). THAT IS ONE PERCENT OF ONE PERCENT OF THE POPULATION. And the rest of us are letting these pissants dictate morality TO US??

The idiots who run the District of Columbia have even mandated that every public restroom be posted as being "for everyone" (even if it has multiple stalls) and have in addition to the familiar man/woman silhouettes a third one which is half and half. 

And this has now invaded presidential politics, with reporters demanding that Republicans - and ONLY Republicans - account for their views on the subject. We agree with Ted Cruz. the whole notion of letting someone use the boy's room or the girl's room "Based on what's between their ears and not what's between their legs" is stark raving stone cold fuck nuts. 

This "issue" is really just a bright shiny object being dangled in front of the public by the Democrat Party to distract them from the slow motion train wreck Obama, Clinton and their henchmen (and women, can't be sexist here) are putting this country through. But it's also a very real threat to our culture and morality. It's damn time for us to put our collective foot down. Peace out. 

Sunday, April 10, 2016


Yes, folks; after a year of computer problems I have finally published my fourth and possibly best opus yet! "The Resurrection of Sergeant O'Bannon" is the (fictional) story of the investigation into a 32 year old murder of a D.C. police sergeant that had gone stone cold in 1994, but rapidly heats up once the .25 automatic used to kill O'Bannon turns up in a robbery-homicide. Also discovered by Detective J.P. Waterman is an old home movie that eventually blows several alibis out of the water.
But Waterman and his partner still need to put the bad guyovs at the scene and put the gun in their hands.
After the case is over, the gun is melted down into a manhole cover. But in the end, it turns out the weapon was not finished killing...yet
The book is shorter that any of my others and can easily be read in a 90 minute sitting.  Treat yourself AND support a starving crime writer by getting The Resurrection of Sergeant O'Bannon on Kindle today!

Thursday, March 31, 2016


Gentle Readers, we must admit that we at first held such hope for Donald Trump. Then we began to witness the cheese begin to slip right off his freaking cracker. We now frankly wonder if he's secretly  working for Hillary Clinton.
Trump never gives  any specifics when asked a direct question. Instead he changes the subject and mouths a bunch of glittering generalities after changing the subject. Trump does politics a la the late former Mayor of Washington, D.C. Marion Barry.
When The Donald makes a gaffe - as he did lately when he said women who have abortions should face criminal penalties - he then walks it back and tones it down. And his support does not fall away. To the contrary, it becomes stronger still. Yet - at least according to the most recent polls - he is the ONLY Republican that Hillary or Bernie would beat if the election were held today.
We at the Alexandria Daily Poop fervently exhort everyone voting in the remaining Republican primaries and caucuses to select Ted Cruz as our man to run. There is too much at stake - a likely three Supreme Court nominations comes to mind - to choose the Court Jester to the Throne.

Saturday, March 26, 2016


In less than two hours from the time of this writing, the Christian world will celebrate the Resurrection of The Christ, The Messiah, the Living Almighty God Jesus of Nazareth from the death of the Cross.

There are those who say that this is just a myth. It is not.

 They point to the wretched condition of the world and ask why He, being God, did not just make everything OK while He was with us.  
I have no complete answer but to tell you that Jesus made us in His image and gave us free will. It was Satan who came and tempted Eve to disobedience, and her falling for his lies forever tainted the human race. Satan knew the awful penalties God prescribed for rebellion against Him. He also knew the love He had - and has - for humans He created. So he sought to bring us into the same condemnation was under for his own attempt to seize the Throne of Heaven. Satan's thought was that God could not condemn him but exempt us from His standard of perfect goodness. And God, being just, could not.

And so it fell to Jesus to become a human baby, to grow up as a human kid, and to live as a human adult, fully tempted in every way to every sin any human has ever been tempted to: yet he sinned not, being God. 

Then he died on the Cross, an innocent man falsely accused and a perfect God abased of His own accord. He took the sins - past, present, and future - of all who would believe on Him and cast those sins into Hell. Then, having laid down His life, He took it up again and rose as my Savior. And yours, if you will have His mercy.

Yes, the world is a mess. But He is risen and he will return soon. Today I join my fellow believers in a celebration of joy. Happy Easter.

Thursday, March 17, 2016


Good day (or evening as may be the case) Gentle Readers. We were going to write today about Chief Justice Roberts being accused of forcing himself on a 16-year-old girl 35 years ago. But on further reading, the "Chief Justice" in question is the chief judge on the District of Columbia Court of Appeals. For a moment we thought that this case was what the Democrat Party had hung over the head of SCOTUS Chief Justice John Roberts to force a favorable ruling in the Obamacare case; and with which they were now double-crossing him in an attempt to force him to resign in disgrace; thus giving the court a five-to-three Leftist majority. 
And it would be right in keeping with the ethics of the Democrat Party to do just that. But it just ain't so. Funny how the Washington Post headline made it look like it might have been, though.
As to the  elites of both parties seemingly acting in concert to deny Trump the nomination, here's why:
The Democrats have been making snide comments about how they hope The Donald will be the nominee, since -according to them- Trump would be doomed to lose in a landslide . But at the same time, they're advising Hillary that he's dangerous and she had better be prepared to have  Trump throw stuff at her that she doesn't expect.
As for the Republican elites, their opposition to Trump (and Cruz also) is due not to their wanting to win anything. It's not due to their wanting to "save" the Republican Party from "Total destruction" either.
The elites want to KEEP CONTROL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. Donald Trump is, win or lose, the founder of a massive rebellion by the Republican rank-and-file, who as much Party members as any of the do-nothing asshole elites. This explains the remarks of one of them that "The voters don't choose the nominee. The Party does."
The primary voters ARE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY YOU ASSHOLE!  Win or lose, Trump has let the voters know that they are the Party and the Party is voters; it is NOT the property of a bunch of stuffed shirt pinheads who think they're playing Texas Hold'em with the rank-and-file's money. 
And this absolutely TERRIFIES them. 
And Trump has the Democrat party scared stiff, too. As Martha Stewart says: "It's a good thing".