Saturday, May 31, 2014


WE ARE still without a computer and trying to keep this electronic fishwrap operating. It's tough to find the time and even harder writing about Obama and the rest of those dirty rats without a nice cold quart of beer handy. First off, we need to point out that we have corrected our previous post to note that King Agag was killed not at Jericho but during the Amelikite Campaign. It was Joshua, not Saul what fit de battle o' Jericho, and Jericho was hundreds of years before the Amelikite campaign.

Now for a few tidbits:

Yes, gentle readers, we must discuss this a bit. We think that this kid wasn't really nuts so much as he was full of himself, a trait that is usually tempered by sound parenting but gets out of control fast. We don't know if he "heard voices" but we doubt he would heed them if he did, since he saw himself as equivalent to God Almighty. Right now we don't have any specific solutions as to what to do when one suspects someone may be this kind of what we call a "Satanic personality", but perhaps a three week hold and an interview with law enforcement could be imposed for anyone who within the last three years has been charged with and/or convicted of violent misdemeanors such as assault, battery, threats, etc; and/or if any mental health professional has within the past five years indicated grave misgivings about someone whom there was still not enough cause to involuntarily commit; prior to such a person being able to purchase a firearm.
We understand the aggrieved father of one of the victims venting at a "hate the evil guns" rally, but GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM AND NEITHER IS "EASY ACCESS" TO THEM. The father mentioned that he wanted to go back and live "like we did in the 50s". Well, back in the 1950s and into the early 60s, you could order a Colt .45 revolver or an M1 carbine out of the Sears catalogue and have it sent COD right to your door parcel post.  Those were the days.
As we have pointed out here before, if easy access to large quantities of firearms is to blame for all the killing, then WHY IS IT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT A MASS SHOOTING AT A GUN SHOW?? It would be ridiculously easy to do (in theory): just get some magazines for an AK-47 or an M-16 or what have you and carry those plus a pair of wire cutters and the mags into the gun show, where you will find dozens of weapons that will accept your magazines and ammo, right out in the open and secured to the display tables only by a thin easy-to-cut cable. Snip it, grab the gun, slam in a mag...
And you will likely resemble bloody Swiss cheese before you even get a round off. Want to be free of mass shootings? Then put a 24-hour gun show in the lobby of every theater and the main entrance of every school. Easily available firearms are a MUST for good public safety. And that's the name of that tune.

Thursday, May 15, 2014


"Surely the bitterness of death is past" - King Agag of  the Amelikites moments before the prophet Samuel chopped him into dog food.
"What does any of it matter at this point?" - Then Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton speaking before a Senate committee looking into why (among other things) our Consulate in Benghazi, Libya got NO ASSISTANCE even though (1) the place was crawling with Al-Qaeda, (2) the Ambassador had been begging for more protection for weeks on end, making it plain he had feared an attack, and perhaps most important (3) it was the 11th anniversary of the terror attacks that we will all remember as long as we live.
The first quote above is taken from the Holy Bible. It is from the story of the campaign against Amelek found in the First Book of Samuel. King Agag was captured and appeared before Samuel thinking that the war was just "water over the bridge". It wasn't, and old Sam took a sword and "Hewed him into pieces before the LORD"
Such has been the Agag-like response by the Democrat Party's hacks to questions about Benghazi and all the other scandals. They keep trying to say that there's no there there and if there is, it's just old news.
We don't know about you, Gentle Readers; but we intend to vote in November with a very Samuel-like mind set. And no poop about it.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014


AS IS my custom during the annual National Police Week event, I offer my newest police procedural for free on Kindle Direct Publishing.
This year the title is "A Piper For Danny". It is particularly suited to this occasion as "Danny" is a police officer who gives his life for his partner.
This free promotional offer is available to both law enforcement and the general public. This offer is made in memory of the men and women who have given their lives in the course of their duties in State, Federal and Local law enforcement. Please remember them and their families in your prayers.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Update Cont

Anyway, more update: (Tech problems)


YES, folks. She really did. Of course she tried to make it look like she was being all Christian and humble and all, but we know it was her way of prostraating herself before the Hispanic community so their legal relatives here will vote Democrat. Nancy would have kissed their asses in Macy's window if that would have possibly secured some more votes. Democrats is da claaaziest peeples!


Oh, so much piles up when we can't publish every day. Well, we'll try and sort it out and make iut interesting. But first, don't look here for comment about the Donald Sterling NBA kerfluffle. Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we only have two questions about the whole deal. First, if Sterling was so damned averse to black folks, what da fugg was he doing owning a Bakkabaa team in the first place? AND second, my IQ is probably higher than his and his five closest relatives combined. Yet HE's got eight billion and I'm driving a freaking taxi?


Anyway, on to the commentary.


We told you, didn't we? Seems Judicial Watch has obtained via the Freedom of Information Act some real "smoking gun" E-mails detailing how the Obama people deliberately lied to improve Obama's chances of re-election. tune into CHris Plante, Rush, just about anybody this week to finde out more. We'd like to post more detail, but we're sitting here in th public library with limited time.

Friday, March 28, 2014


We had been wondering of late what direction to take this blog, since the utter unfitness for office of not only Obama but his henchpeople are now on stunning, jaw dropping display.

Our opportunity for meditating on this was occasioned by the frying of the motherboard on the HP Pavilion laptop we had been writing this on since the inception of this E-fishwrap. So until we get another computer we will be writing updates like this from our local public library.


That's right all you lefties and gay folks who hate Republicans and conservatives and think we are your enemy. Hate to tell you this, but your hero and environmental nutbar Al Gore's people were put up in Fred's OWN HOUSE during the 2000 Presidential campaign. 
Phelp's support of Gore was because of Gore's stance OPPOSING SAME SEX "MARRIAGE".

As in my last post, I caution you and all "minorities" to never trust the Democrats. They will use you for your votes and then throw you away like used toilet paper once you are of no more use to them.


When we learned that the Washington Post was being bought from the Graham family by the guy who owns Amazon, we knew there would be some changes, sort of like that new logo Cadillac is using. But no, this is no cosmetic change to the Post.

This past Sunday an article appeared on page one of the "Outlook" section. This article was titled "IS A LITTLE BIT OF (government) COORUPTION REALLY A BAD THING?"; and the article posited that much good has come from minor corruption. so perhaps we should just turn a blind eye. It ignored the fact that one thing is CERTAIN to come from "a little" corruption, and that's EVEN MORE AND DEEPER CORRUPTION. That, in fact, is WHY they call it "corruption" in the first damn place.

In the same section there was a review of a book about the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in the jungles of Papaua, New Guinea where he was presumed to have been the guest of honor at a barbecue with him on the menu.

The writer of the review pointed out that these naked cannibals living in mud huts and worshipping - among other things - dildoes (no joke) (quote) were "far from primitive" because their language "has 17 tenses" and their superstitions were complex and had to be "balanced".

Thoroughly modern. Western civilizatiion seems primitive next to these noble cannibals.

Well, folks that's all the time I have right now. I'll be back soon with another roundup, and we hope to get this blog running on a near-daily basis soon. Until then, check back with us or follow us if you want to get the latest. And thanks for reading the Alexandria Daily Poop. 

Saturday, March 15, 2014


The way the Left talks one thing and does another - blatantly - is on full display here in the City of Alexandria, Virginia.

The politicians on the City Council are on record deploring the lack of "affordable" (read: euphemism for low-rent) housing. Yet the move is on to tear out about 450 units of "affordable" housing and replace them with "luxury" condos and high-end shops. (Oh, yeah, and the developer will have to include some token number of Section 8 units, maybe 140 or so; but that's still less "affordable" housing for the low-income citizens, and many of these will be forced to move out of the City and perhaps out of Virginia altogether.

Maybe you "low-income" residents ought to re-think why you keep voting for Democrats who say they will fight for you at voting time but who then allow any developer with enough money and a promise of increased tax revenue to just throw your ass out on the street.