Friday, March 28, 2014


We had been wondering of late what direction to take this blog, since the utter unfitness for office of not only Obama but his henchpeople are now on stunning, jaw dropping display.

Our opportunity for meditating on this was occasioned by the frying of the motherboard on the HP Pavilion laptop we had been writing this on since the inception of this E-fishwrap. So until we get another computer we will be writing updates like this from our local public library.


That's right all you lefties and gay folks who hate Republicans and conservatives and think we are your enemy. Hate to tell you this, but your hero and environmental nutbar Al Gore's people were put up in Fred's OWN HOUSE during the 2000 Presidential campaign. 
Phelp's support of Gore was because of Gore's stance OPPOSING SAME SEX "MARRIAGE".

As in my last post, I caution you and all "minorities" to never trust the Democrats. They will use you for your votes and then throw you away like used toilet paper once you are of no more use to them.


When we learned that the Washington Post was being bought from the Graham family by the guy who owns Amazon, we knew there would be some changes, sort of like that new logo Cadillac is using. But no, this is no cosmetic change to the Post.

This past Sunday an article appeared on page one of the "Outlook" section. This article was titled "IS A LITTLE BIT OF (government) COORUPTION REALLY A BAD THING?"; and the article posited that much good has come from minor corruption. so perhaps we should just turn a blind eye. It ignored the fact that one thing is CERTAIN to come from "a little" corruption, and that's EVEN MORE AND DEEPER CORRUPTION. That, in fact, is WHY they call it "corruption" in the first damn place.

In the same section there was a review of a book about the disappearance of Michael Rockefeller in the jungles of Papaua, New Guinea where he was presumed to have been the guest of honor at a barbecue with him on the menu.

The writer of the review pointed out that these naked cannibals living in mud huts and worshipping - among other things - dildoes (no joke) (quote) were "far from primitive" because their language "has 17 tenses" and their superstitions were complex and had to be "balanced".

Thoroughly modern. Western civilizatiion seems primitive next to these noble cannibals.

Well, folks that's all the time I have right now. I'll be back soon with another roundup, and we hope to get this blog running on a near-daily basis soon. Until then, check back with us or follow us if you want to get the latest. And thanks for reading the Alexandria Daily Poop. 

Saturday, March 15, 2014


The way the Left talks one thing and does another - blatantly - is on full display here in the City of Alexandria, Virginia.

The politicians on the City Council are on record deploring the lack of "affordable" (read: euphemism for low-rent) housing. Yet the move is on to tear out about 450 units of "affordable" housing and replace them with "luxury" condos and high-end shops. (Oh, yeah, and the developer will have to include some token number of Section 8 units, maybe 140 or so; but that's still less "affordable" housing for the low-income citizens, and many of these will be forced to move out of the City and perhaps out of Virginia altogether.

Maybe you "low-income" residents ought to re-think why you keep voting for Democrats who say they will fight for you at voting time but who then allow any developer with enough money and a promise of increased tax revenue to just throw your ass out on the street.

Monday, February 17, 2014


(This article is part of an occaisonal series concerning the domestic enemies of the United States, its culture, its society, and its Constitution)
"Anomie" is a situation, posited by sociologist Emile Durkheim, wherein there is a complete lack of standards, ethos, or norms. In both an individual and a society the end result of anomie is self-destruction. And what else but anomie could be the goal of this recent effort to change the definitions of sex, sexuality, and marriage until none of the things an individual uses to define his or her basic identity has any meaning whatsoever?
The "Facebook" social networking site now has fifty-seven different (and mostly bizarre) definitions for "gender identity", or what we used to define as "are you a boy or a girl?". I could concievably list myself as a lesbian trapped in a male body, I suppose.
In California, voters are trying to set up a referendum on a new law that requires public school students to choose their own "gender identity"  and use the restroom, shower, and dressing facilities appropriate to that "gender".  This means that some 13-year-old boy needs merely to announce that he feels like a girl today in order to shower off from PE with the girls and get an eyeful.
Attempts at arguing common sense about these issues results in one being called a Neanderthal, a bigot, and/or a bully. This is because common sense is what must be dulled and numbed if these attempts to erase any moral center (which they don't say it, but the Left intends to replace the natural moral center and replace it with their own astringent humorless dogma) that exists, the better to tear down the existing culture and replace it with one where these Leftists control every aspect of the lives of thosse they view as worker ants.
Once the Left gains control, even its most ardent supporters will find out that the leadership only wanted to have power ceded to them. Facsist Italy, National Socilaist Germany, Bolshevik Russia, Cuba, Vietnam, and China have all - and to the regret of the oppressed - found out what hapens when the Left gains control. Destroyng the norms of American society is an important tactic the Left uses for this purpose. The path to anomie MUST be rejected.

Friday, February 7, 2014


Gentle readers, you might think maybe I've been cowed into silence. This is not the case. I have instead been having a cow watching Obama, Reid, Pelosi; and their henchmen Jay Carney, Chuck Schumer and the truly vile sleazy-ass liar Chris VanHollen (D-Maryland) come up with ever more ridiculous defenses for this "Obamacare" debacle.
Just the other day, VanHollen said that the lack of full-time jobs due to the disastrous effects of Obamacare was actually a good thing because Obamacare has eliminated "job lock"; which roughly translates into "the need to hold down a steady job to pay for stuff you want and need".  That, folks, sounds like something that idiot BIDEN would say.
With the ASPs trying to convince people to buy their crap with moronic explanations like this, here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we've been too convulsed with laughter to write about it.
In other news, Alexandria's Congressional Representative, the loutish wife-beating Jew-hating Irish drunk James P. "Bugs" Moran announced he is retiring. HALLELUJAH!! Hey Bugs. Remember the cab driver who ditched your ass after you ordered him to wait in a "No Standing Anytime" zone while you went shopping at Whole Foods? That was me, asshole. Then as now, good fucking riddance.
Folks, it looks as though we're only going to be able to post once or twice a week for the time being. But thanks for reading.

Saturday, February 1, 2014


THAT'S RIGHT, GENTLE READERS, My latest police procedural has been uploaded to Kindle and should be available for purchase within 24 hours of the date of this posting.

the title of the story is "A PIPER FOR DANNY" and concerns Detective J.P. Waterman's first partner in Homicide. Danny dies to save Waterman's life, and Waterman reminices about working with Danny and of his fatal wounding at the hands of a psychopathic killer and of the aftermath.

Sorry we haven't published any political comment lately; we'll be back just as soon as we get over our astonishment at how badly the American Statist progressives are screwing up and how ineptly the Republican party is handling the gift they have been given by the ASPs. Watch this page!
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Thursday, November 28, 2013


It's been a hectic year, and not without more than it's share of troubles. But thankfully, these have far from worn down either we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop or our gentle readers.

The Democrat Party has managed to - just barely and not without every dirty trick and lie they could muster and every dollar from every phony American Statist Progressive they could contact - install the carppetbagging Terry McAuliffe (rhymes with "qui'ffe") in the Governor's Mansion in Richmond. The Attorney General's race has been certified to ASP "Red" Herring, but these results are being challenged by Ken Cuccinelli. Interestingly enough, when it liiked as though the Republican Obershain might win the Virginia Attorney General race, the DemonRatz just happened to find an unopened box of ballots that had just enough votes to hand McAuliffe's fellow ASP the victory.
Something is fishy here in Virginia, and I don't mean the James River either.
On a positive note, and thanks to the design of our Republic; ObamaCare had to be rammed through with bribes and arm-twisting, and since no one had bothered to read the thing, no one could have foreseen the dog's breakfast of fuckups and problems that have seemingly daily been rising up. This circus of a "health care law" has people pissed off and concerned, and the Democrats in Congress are feeling the heat of the voters down their necks. Barack Obama is finally showing - without any help from us - just what a stupid, incompetent, lying, low-down snake in the grass we have always said he was.
But the ASPs and those who follow them are hell-bent on turning these United States into a one-party State wherein all that is not prohibited is mandatory. Make no mistake, we are now engaged in the American Civil Cold War. From time to time and in (up to now) isolated cases the war heats up and violence occurs. And it is noteworthy that every last bit of this violence is instigated and incited by the "peaceful" syncophants of the ASPs and NOT the (as the ASPs keep trying to depict them) "radical violent extreme" elements of the TEA party.
Well, enough about politics for now. One other thing I am thankful for is the fact that I am almost ready to publish my THIRD NOVEL on Kindle. The title is "A PIPER FOR DANNY". The rollout will be announced here, and it's bound to be more successful than the rollout of ObamaCare. (Not that this is a hard thing to achieve).

Friday, November 22, 2013


Fifty years ago today, the world turned upside down in a way it would not again until September 11 2001. I was 10 years old and sitting in a fifth grade classroom in what was then Wayne Township, Ohio; having been detained ffrom recess for some classroom mischief.
I learned of the Kennedy assasination when a girl in my class came in skipping and clapping her hands, gleefully announcing Kennedy'd demise. Her parents were hard-shell anti-Catholic Baptists who hated the idea of a "Popish" President. As I sat in disbeloef and watched her gaather her books and skip out the door, the Principal's voice came over the intercom and announced the event, instructing students who rode the bus to gather at the stop and for kids loke me who were in walking distance to leave for home; and that school would resume after Thanksgiving break.
Of course the conspiracy theorists started up immediately, and the controversy continues to this day.
My take on the matter is that Lee Harvey Oswald was a lone nut, but this is because all the conspiracy theories presented thus far are full of holes, and some have been completely debunked. However, if I had to guess at the most likely author of a plot to assasinate Kennedy, I'd have to put my money on then- Vice President Lyndon Baines Johnson. There is a new book out on this very subject, and I have heard it reviewed by some very sane and reasonable people.  It is called "The Case Against Lyndon Johnson"; and I bet there is not a dull page in it.
Sooner or later the truth will come out. Whatever that truth is, it would be nice to find out for sure exactly what was going on in Dallas, Texas on Novebember 22nd, 1963.