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Wednesday, October 1, 2014

DEAR UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AND OFFICERS

We have several times here expressed our hope that you will be able to prevent the firestorm of racial unrest that will almost certainly result should anything happen to the Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest.
 
It seems to me that you all were doing a fine job until that bitch of a director was appointed to watch over you and supervise you like a pack of 6th graders.  The other day she said she takes "FULL RESPONSIBILITY" for that nut who got into the White House and ran nuts until one of you - who wasn't even on the clock - stopped him.  IF SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEBACLE WHICH COULD HAVE IGNITED RACE RIOTS IN EVERY CITY IN THE COUNTRY THEN GODDAMMIT SHE SHOULD FUCKING WELL RESIGN!!!!!
 
If as has been reported the intruder alert was muted at the request of the White House Usher's Office, it was doubtless done either on her orders or because one of you beleaguered SS people feared being reported to Ms. Ballbuster.
 
Do us a favor, guys. The minute the bitch is gone, turn up that intruder alert loud as a bastard and then test it daily at noon.
 
And the next time somebody pulls that crap of jumping the fence, let the dogs take a few bites. God knows they've earned it, and so have you.
 
 

A TRULY TERRIFYING THOUGHT ABOUT EBOLA AND THE LEFT

We do not wish to alarm anyone, but the diagnosis of a person with the Ebola virus in the Continental United States could be a dream come true for the Ward Churchill faction of the American left.
 
The thinking of this particular group of deranged loons goes like this: Ebola is a disease that kills poor African black folks, so "Big Pharma" doesn't care about it. But if it started hitting the evil white folks in America, research would be put into overdrive to find a vaccine or a cure.
 
Seriously, that's how these nuts think. And one of them may be a Texas health worker who may decide to let one of the contacts this Ebola patient had contact with slip the dragnet and go out and start an outbreak in this country.
 
We are not saying it's happening.  But it is possible. Horrifyingly possible.
 
Beware.
 


ON THE REIGNATION OF ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER

GENTLE READERS, we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop see by the spike in pageviews that you have been curious to see what we have to say about the resignation of the most corrupt, lawless, and partisan Attorney General in this Republic's history.
 
Our first reaction of course was: Hallelujah, it's about fucking time. But after that settled, we said: Wait one damn minute.
 
While it is good that Obama's main henchman - his consiglieri so to speak - will soon be gone, he is staying on until a suitable replacement can be snuck past the Senate. As always with this gang of criminals, there's something rotten afoot. Do remember to vote next month.

Friday, September 12, 2014

GENERAL UPDATE

WE HAVE BEEN QUITE BUSY WORKING FOR A LIVING and since we don't have the luxury of time for either golf or blogging, (and since we STILL haven't found a suitable laptop at a decent price and have to sit here in the library) we haven't posted in quite some time.
 
Honestly, Gentle Readers, we are grateful that a small corps of you hang on and check up on us from time to time. We know that many of you - including some folks in Ukraine - have been checking in to see what we might have to say about this situation or that. And so much has been happening that it's difficult to keep track of it all.
 
But from Ukraine to the ISIS savagery and around the world, the bad guys are on the move, and they are taking advantage of the fact that we Americans were fools enough to choose an ineffectual bumbling twit who would rather play at golf than face and deal with the real problems facing America and the world.
 
It's not as if we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop didn't try and stop it. We vote like hell in every election. And we will do that again in two months, and try to take the quack out of this lame duck. America is not dead, friends. Not even with President Ebola in the White House.

THE SUBSTITUTE FOR VICTORY

The Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, Barack Hussein Obama, seems to be emulating the alchemists of old, those forerunners of legitimate scientists who tried to find a way to turn lead into gold.
 
Mr. Obama seems to be trying to win a war without having a victory. To patriotically help the Current Resident out, we now present to you the only known substitute for victory:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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You are welcome, Mr. Obama.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

GENERAL UPDATE

WE ARE still without a computer and trying to keep this electronic fishwrap operating. It's tough to find the time and even harder writing about Obama and the rest of those dirty rats without a nice cold quart of beer handy. First off, we need to point out that we have corrected our previous post to note that King Agag was killed not at Jericho but during the Amelikite Campaign. It was Joshua, not Saul what fit de battle o' Jericho, and Jericho was hundreds of years before the Amelikite campaign.

Now for a few tidbits:

THAT NUTBALL IN CALIFORNIA
Yes, gentle readers, we must discuss this a bit. We think that this kid wasn't really nuts so much as he was full of himself, a trait that is usually tempered by sound parenting but gets out of control fast. We don't know if he "heard voices" but we doubt he would heed them if he did, since he saw himself as equivalent to God Almighty. Right now we don't have any specific solutions as to what to do when one suspects someone may be this kind of what we call a "Satanic personality", but perhaps a three week hold and an interview with law enforcement could be imposed for anyone who within the last three years has been charged with and/or convicted of violent misdemeanors such as assault, battery, threats, etc; and/or if any mental health professional has within the past five years indicated grave misgivings about someone whom there was still not enough cause to involuntarily commit; prior to such a person being able to purchase a firearm.
 
We understand the aggrieved father of one of the victims venting at a "hate the evil guns" rally, but GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM AND NEITHER IS "EASY ACCESS" TO THEM. The father mentioned that he wanted to go back and live "like we did in the 50s". Well, back in the 1950s and into the early 60s, you could order a Colt .45 revolver or an M1 carbine out of the Sears catalogue and have it sent COD right to your door parcel post.  Those were the days.
 
As we have pointed out here before, if easy access to large quantities of firearms is to blame for all the killing, then WHY IS IT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT A MASS SHOOTING AT A GUN SHOW?? It would be ridiculously easy to do (in theory): just get some magazines for an AK-47 or an M-16 or what have you and carry those plus a pair of wire cutters and the mags into the gun show, where you will find dozens of weapons that will accept your magazines and ammo, right out in the open and secured to the display tables only by a thin easy-to-cut cable. Snip it, grab the gun, slam in a mag...
 
And you will likely resemble bloody Swiss cheese before you even get a round off. Want to be free of mass shootings? Then put a 24-hour gun show in the lobby of every theater and the main entrance of every school. Easily available firearms are a MUST for good public safety. And that's the name of that tune.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

BENGHAZI IS NOT A TV BRAIN SURGEON FROM THE 1950S

"Surely the bitterness of death is past" - King Agag of  the Amelikites moments before the prophet Samuel chopped him into dog food.
 
"What does any of it matter at this point?" - Then Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton speaking before a Senate committee looking into why (among other things) our Consulate in Benghazi, Libya got NO ASSISTANCE even though (1) the place was crawling with Al-Qaeda, (2) the Ambassador had been begging for more protection for weeks on end, making it plain he had feared an attack, and perhaps most important (3) it was the 11th anniversary of the terror attacks that we will all remember as long as we live.
 
 
The first quote above is taken from the Holy Bible. It is from the story of the campaign against Amelek found in the First Book of Samuel. King Agag was captured and appeared before Samuel thinking that the war was just "water over the bridge". It wasn't, and old Sam took a sword and "Hewed him into pieces before the LORD"
 
Such has been the Agag-like response by the Democrat Party's hacks to questions about Benghazi and all the other scandals. They keep trying to say that there's no there there and if there is, it's just old news.
 
We don't know about you, Gentle Readers; but we intend to vote in November with a very Samuel-like mind set. And no poop about it.

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