DOUBLE DIPPER: BOY SCOUTS TO ADMIT GIRLS; STUPID ASS ARGUMENTS FOR "GUN CONTROL"

Gentle readers, we wish we could write every day, but we are constrained by the fact that; unlike most of the ASPs we have to make a living without recourse to handouts; which means we must WORK. And we put in some serious hours, too: 12 to 14 EVERY DAMN DAY INCLUDING HOLIDAYS. So today we're doing a "twofer".  First up:

IDIOT BOY SCOUT NATIONAL COUNCIL VOTES UNANIMOUSLY TO ADMIT GIRLS.

Seriously, folks, what is with these numbskulls? First gay kids, then gay adult leaders, THEN "transgenders". AND NOW GIRLS? (Are Junior Lesbos ok?)

The reason given for the decision was that "membership has declined by about a third over the last few years". Really?

WELL NO GODDAMN WONDER YOU FUCKING NUMB NUTS! "THE LAST FEW YEARS" ARE THE YEARS YOU SUCCUMBED TO ALL THE PRESSURE FROM THE LEFT AND GOT PARENTS WORRIED ABOUT LEAVING THEIR KID WITH PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO BE THINKING ABOUT GIVING A MERIT BADGE FOR ADVANCED SODOMY.  

Well, congratulations. I doubt even California has enough whack-a-doodle-doos to sustain more than a few troops based on the insane policies you've been bullied into by the pervert Left. There are some who say that girls "deserve the opportunity" to become vested with the prestigious rank of Eagle Scout; which males have for decades found looks great on one's resume'. But by the time y'all finish fucking up the Scouts, that Eagle badge won't mean a damn thing, even if you upgrade it to a neck order. Thanks for destroying a piece of America. Idiots.

Next up:

STUPID ASS ARGUMENTS FOR "GUN CONTROL"

Almost all arguments put forth by the ASPs and the rest of the anti gun crowd fit this description, but here's a few snappy answers to the dumbest of them:

"THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS WRITTEN TO PROTECT THE KEEPING AND BEARING OF SINGLE-SHOT MUZZLE LOADING FLINTLOCKS"

AND

"THE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THE CONSTITUTION COULD NOT HAVE FORESEEN MODERN WEAPONRY"

AND

"OKAY, SO I GUESS WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KEEP AND BEAR FLAMETHROWERS AND BAZOOKAS. I GUESS I HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE A HYDROGEN BOMB!"

(1) The term "arms" in the Second Amendment means everything up to and including the weapons issued to a modern Light Infantryman. Then it was a flintlock and a bayonet. Today it's a select-fire assault rifle. 

(2) They could not have foreseen TV, the radio, movies and the Internet, either. So do you think we should limit freedom of the press to mimeographed pamphlets?

(3)No, idiot. Flamethrowers and bazookas are specialized weapons not generally issued to every soldier. And neither, of course, is a hydrogen bomb. Stupid ass. 

Hope this gives you some power to deal with the idiots who try to brainwash folks with the idiocy of the Left.