PERIODIC ROUNDUP

Oh, so much piles up when we can't publish every day. Well, we'll try and sort it out and make iut interesting. But first, don't look here for comment about the Donald Sterling NBA kerfluffle. Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we only have two questions about the whole deal. First, if Sterling was so damned averse to black folks, what da fugg was he doing owning a Bakkabaa team in the first place? AND second, my IQ is probably higher than his and his five closest relatives combined. Yet HE's got eight billion and I'm driving a freaking taxi?

Sheesh.

Anyway, on to the commentary.

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION CAUGHT IN BIG FAT FUCKING PACK OF LIES ABOUT BENGHAZI ATTACK

We told you, didn't we? Seems Judicial Watch has obtained via the Freedom of Information Act some real "smoking gun" E-mails detailing how the Obama people deliberately lied to improve Obama's chances of re-election. tune into CHris Plante, Rush, just about anybody this week to finde out more. We'd like to post more detail, but we're sitting here in th public library with limited time.