GENERAL UPDATE

WE ARE still without a computer and trying to keep this electronic fishwrap operating. It's tough to find the time and even harder writing about Obama and the rest of those dirty rats without a nice cold quart of beer handy. First off, we need to point out that we have corrected our previous post to note that King Agag was killed not at Jericho but during the Amelikite Campaign. It was Joshua, not Saul what fit de battle o' Jericho, and Jericho was hundreds of years before the Amelikite campaign.

Now for a few tidbits:

THAT NUTBALL IN CALIFORNIA

Yes, gentle readers, we must discuss this a bit. We think that this kid wasn't really nuts so much as he was full of himself, a trait that is usually tempered by sound parenting but gets out of control fast. We don't know if he "heard voices" but we doubt he would heed them if he did, since he saw himself as equivalent to God Almighty. Right now we don't have any specific solutions as to what to do when one suspects someone may be this kind of what we call a "Satanic personality", but perhaps a three week hold and an interview with law enforcement could be imposed for anyone who within the last three years has been charged with and/or convicted of violent misdemeanors such as assault, battery, threats, etc; and/or if any mental health professional has within the past five years indicated grave misgivings about someone whom there was still not enough cause to involuntarily commit; prior to such a person being able to purchase a firearm.

 

We understand the aggrieved father of one of the victims venting at a "hate the evil guns" rally, but GUNS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM AND NEITHER IS "EASY ACCESS" TO THEM. The father mentioned that he wanted to go back and live "like we did in the 50s". Well, back in the 1950s and into the early 60s, you could order a Colt .45 revolver or an M1 carbine out of the Sears catalogue and have it sent COD right to your door parcel post.  Those were the days.

 

As we have pointed out here before, if easy access to large quantities of firearms is to blame for all the killing, then WHY IS IT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUT A MASS SHOOTING AT A GUN SHOW?? It would be ridiculously easy to do (in theory): just get some magazines for an AK-47 or an M-16 or what have you and carry those plus a pair of wire cutters and the mags into the gun show, where you will find dozens of weapons that will accept your magazines and ammo, right out in the open and secured to the display tables only by a thin easy-to-cut cable. Snip it, grab the gun, slam in a mag...

 

And you will likely resemble bloody Swiss cheese before you even get a round off. Want to be free of mass shootings? Then put a 24-hour gun show in the lobby of every theater and the main entrance of every school. Easily available firearms are a MUST for good public safety. And that's the name of that tune.

BENGHAZI IS NOT A TV BRAIN SURGEON FROM THE 1950S

"Surely the bitterness of death is past" - King Agag of  the Amelikites moments before the prophet Samuel chopped him into dog food.

 

"What does any of it matter at this point?" - Then Secretary of State Hilary Rodham Clinton speaking before a Senate committee looking into why (among other things) our Consulate in Benghazi, Libya got NO ASSISTANCE even though (1) the place was crawling with Al-Qaeda, (2) the Ambassador had been begging for more protection for weeks on end, making it plain he had feared an attack, and perhaps most important (3) it was the 11th anniversary of the terror attacks that we will all remember as long as we live.

 

 

The first quote above is taken from the Holy Bible. It is from the story of the campaign against Amelek found in the First Book of Samuel. King Agag was captured and appeared before Samuel thinking that the war was just "water over the bridge". It wasn't, and old Sam took a sword and "Hewed him into pieces before the LORD"

 

Such has been the Agag-like response by the Democrat Party's hacks to questions about Benghazi and all the other scandals. They keep trying to say that there's no there there and if there is, it's just old news.

 

We don't know about you, Gentle Readers; but we intend to vote in November with a very Samuel-like mind set. And no poop about it.

NEW POLICE NOVEL "A PIPER FOR DANNY" AVAILABLE ON KINDLE FREE DURING NATIONAL POLICE WEEK

AS IS my custom during the annual National Police Week event, I offer my newest police procedural for free on Kindle Direct Publishing.

 

This year the title is "A Piper For Danny". It is particularly suited to this occasion as "Danny" is a police officer who gives his life for his partner.

 

This free promotional offer is available to both law enforcement and the general public. This offer is made in memory of the men and women who have given their lives in the course of their duties in State, Federal and Local law enforcement. Please remember them and their families in your prayers.

Update Cont

Anyway, more update: (Tech problems)

NANCY PELOSI WASHES THE FEET OF ILLEGAL HISPANIC IMMIGRANTS OVWER EASTER HOLIDAY

YES, folks. She really did. Of course she tried to make it look like she was being all Christian and humble and all, but we know it was her way of prostraating herself before the Hispanic community so their legal relatives here will vote Democrat. Nancy would have kissed their asses in Macy's window if that would have possibly secured some more votes. Democrats is da claaaziest peeples!

PERIODIC ROUNDUP

Oh, so much piles up when we can't publish every day. Well, we'll try and sort it out and make iut interesting. But first, don't look here for comment about the Donald Sterling NBA kerfluffle. Here at the Alexandria Daily Poop we only have two questions about the whole deal. First, if Sterling was so damned averse to black folks, what da fugg was he doing owning a Bakkabaa team in the first place? AND second, my IQ is probably higher than his and his five closest relatives combined. Yet HE's got eight billion and I'm driving a freaking taxi?

Sheesh.

Anyway, on to the commentary.

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION CAUGHT IN BIG FAT FUCKING PACK OF LIES ABOUT BENGHAZI ATTACK

We told you, didn't we? Seems Judicial Watch has obtained via the Freedom of Information Act some real "smoking gun" E-mails detailing how the Obama people deliberately lied to improve Obama's chances of re-election. tune into CHris Plante, Rush, just about anybody this week to finde out more. We'd like to post more detail, but we're sitting here in th public library with limited time.