THANKSGIVING 2013

It's been a hectic year, and not without more than it's share of troubles. But thankfully, these have far from worn down either we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop or our gentle readers.

The Democrat Party has managed to - just barely and not without every dirty trick and lie they could muster and every dollar from every phony American Statist Progressive they could contact - install the carppetbagging Terry McAuliffe (rhymes with "qui'ffe") in the Governor's Mansion in Richmond. The Attorney General's race has been certified to ASP "Red" Herring, but these results are being challenged by Ken Cuccinelli. Interestingly enough, when it liiked as though the Republican Obershain might win the Virginia Attorney General race, the DemonRatz just happened to find an unopened box of ballots that had just enough votes to hand McAuliffe's fellow ASP the victory.

 

Something is fishy here in Virginia, and I don't mean the James River either.

 

On a positive note, and thanks to the design of our Republic; ObamaCare had to be rammed through with bribes and arm-twisting, and since no one had bothered to read the thing, no one could have foreseen the dog's breakfast of fuckups and problems that have seemingly daily been rising up. This circus of a "health care law" has people pissed off and concerned, and the Democrats in Congress are feeling the heat of the voters down their necks. Barack Obama is finally showing - without any help from us - just what a stupid, incompetent, lying, low-down snake in the grass we have always said he was.

 

But the ASPs and those who follow them are hell-bent on turning these United States into a one-party State wherein all that is not prohibited is mandatory. Make no mistake, we are now engaged in the American Civil Cold War. From time to time and in (up to now) isolated cases the war heats up and violence occurs. And it is noteworthy that every last bit of this violence is instigated and incited by the "peaceful" syncophants of the ASPs and NOT the (as the ASPs keep trying to depict them) "radical violent extreme" elements of the TEA party.

 

Well, enough about politics for now. One other thing I am thankful for is the fact that I am almost ready to publish my THIRD NOVEL on Kindle. The title is "A PIPER FOR DANNY". The rollout will be announced here, and it's bound to be more successful than the rollout of ObamaCare. (Not that this is a hard thing to achieve).

THE FITIETH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ASSASINATION OF PRESIDENT JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY

Fifty years ago today, the world turned upside down in a way it would not again until September 11 2001. I was 10 years old and sitting in a fifth grade classroom in what was then Wayne Township, Ohio; having been detained ffrom recess for some classroom mischief.

 

I learned of the Kennedy assasination when a girl in my class came in skipping and clapping her hands, gleefully announcing Kennedy'd demise. Her parents were hard-shell anti-Catholic Baptists who hated the idea of a "Popish" President. As I sat in disbeloef and watched her gaather her books and skip out the door, the Principal's voice came over the intercom and announced the event, instructing students who rode the bus to gather at the stop and for kids loke me who were in walking distance to leave for home; and that school would resume after Thanksgiving break.

 

Of course the conspiracy theorists started up immediately, and the controversy continues to this day.

 

My take on the matter is that Lee Harvey Oswald was a lone nut, but this is because all the conspiracy theories presented thus far are full of holes, and some have been completely debunked. However, if I had to guess at the most likely author of a plot to assasinate Kennedy, I'd have to put my money on then- Vice President Lyndon Baines Johnson. There is a new book out on this very subject, and I have heard it reviewed by some very sane and reasonable people.  It is called "The Case Against Lyndon Johnson"; and I bet there is not a dull page in it.

 

Sooner or later the truth will come out. Whatever that truth is, it would be nice to find out for sure exactly what was going on in Dallas, Texas on Novebember 22nd, 1963.

WE ARE IN AWE OF OBAMA

No, gentle readers, you have not read a typo. Despite our best efforts to help expose Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest Barack Hussein Obama as a charlatan, a Marxist, a nincompoop and a borderline traitor; HE HIMSELF HAS COMPLETLY VALIDATED EVERY SINGLE THING WE HAVE BEEN SAYING ABOUT HIM, AND OUT OF HIS OWN MOUTH AT THAT. 

 

 

We have not published a post for weeks, as the things that have come to light recently are eclipsing anything that it might be needful for the ADP to add to the debate.  Commenting on what is so publicly taking place would be the equivalent of shouting "FIRE" in a burning theater that the crowd has already left.

 

There was back during the Bush Administration a snarkish Leftie bumper sticker that said: "If You Aren't Completely Appalled, You Haven't Been Paying Attention".  Right back atcha, you pinko swine. The Democrat Party now resembles (as another commentator called it) the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic at the Pearl Harbor attack.  And it's a joy to behold. 

VETERAN'S DAY 2013

"On the eleventh hour if the eleventh day if the eleventh month" the guns went silent, and the First World War came to an end. This war was so very horriblle that it was supposed that it would put an end to war. That was a wrong-headed notion.

 

 

I don't know who wrote the ballad "Willie McBride", but I will excerpt it here and hope that in the event the song is still under copyright the author will forgive me for citing these lyrics:

 

 

Oh, how are ye doin', young Willie McBride,

 

Do ye mind if I sit down here by your brave side?

 

 

And rest here and look at the red settin' sun;

 

 

I been walkin' all day,

And I feel like I'm done.

 

 

And I see by your headstone you were only 19

When ye died in the service o' your Country and Queen,

Well I hope ye died quick,

An' I hope ye died clean;

Or Willie McBride, was it slow and obscene?

 

 

Did they play the fife lowly,

Did they bang the drums slowly,

Did the rifles fire o'er ye, as they lower'd ye down?

 

Did the band play "The Last Post" in chorus?

Did the pipes play "The Fleur o' the Forest?"

 

And now I must ask ye, brave Willie McBride,

Do all those who rest here now know why they died?

Did ye really believe in the Truth of the Cause?

Did ye really believe, that this War would end wars?

 

For the bravery and the glory,

The suffering and shame,

The killing and the dying,

It was all done in vain.

 

For Willie McBride, it's all happened again;

And again, and again, and again, and again. 

 

And so it has, human nature being what it is; and brave men will always be called upon to answer the threat to freedom. My fellow Veterans, this day is ours, and especially to those who saw the face of the enemy. Bless you on this Veteran's Day and always; and thank you for your service to our Republic.