AN OPEN LETTER TO CHRISTINE BLASSEY FORD

Madam Doctor Ford;

We here at the Alexandria Daily Poop, having heard all the evidence available concerning your allegation about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavenaugh, and as a former law enforcement officer  have concluded that you are full of crap. However, we also believe your life may be in grave danger, and not from conservatives but from the "progressives" of the Democrat Party. We are not writing here to argue the details of your allegations, but to warn you of what may be done to you by those who are currently using you to derail Mr. Judge Kavenaugh's confirmation. 

My, my Dr. Ford. Did you REALLY expect that all you needed do was throw out a "she-said" accusation and it would be accepted at face value? More importantly did you know the kind of people you were getting involved with and what their motives truly are?  Do you not know that the stakes here are PARAMOUNT to the objectives of the Democrat American Statist Progressives. A dependable majority of the Court would be indispensable to their ramming their agenda down the throats of the American People. And they will stop at nothing bar nothing to attain this, including bloody foul murder, if need be. 

Consider this: Did you find and hire that lawyer of yours on your own, or was she recommended to you by some member of the Democrat Party? Your advisors and counselors in this matter, have you known them before, or are they Democrat Party operatives you hereunto have not met? Are they providing places for you to stay and directing your movements to "help" you? Dear Dr. Ford, THEY ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN ACHIEVING THEIR GOAL OF CONTROL OF THE COURTS! And if your sudden violent death (or suicide) would help them do this, do you or do you not think they would not think twice about it? If the only way to keep up this stall would be a headline in a special edition of the Washington Post saying "KAVENAUGH ACCUSER FOUND DEAD IN WASHINGTON ALLEY" (which would likely put off the vote for at least another couple of weeks); do you think the Democrats would hesitate for a second to arrange it? We believe it likely that that contingency has already been arranged, to be used if need be. 

We do not want you dead, Dr. Ford. Your interference in this matter rankles us to no end, and we support President Trump and Mr. Judge Kavenaugh. But take steps to protect yourself from your new "friends". If they can only stop Kavenaugh's confirmation by sacrificing your life, we believe they will do it. THIS IS NOT A SATIRE. WE ARE SERIOUS. PROTECT YOURSELF!! You have chosen to dance with Satan. He doesn't give a damn about you.

LET'S NAME HURRICANES THE WAY THEY DO FOOTBALL STADIUMS

Heavens to Murgatroyd. All this nonsense in the political arena and now we have a hurricane to deal with. Florence (Or just to be friendly, "Flo") is headed at last glance for the border between the Carolinas, where she is predicted to rapidly weaken to a Category 1 and then turn west by northwest through South Carolina into Tennessee, becoming a tropical system in the process. We probably can tell Flo to "kiss our grits" here in the D.C. area, but still everybody who has Trump Derangement Syndrome around here and in the media nationwide is making plans to blame President Trump no matter what happens. Just today a leftist publication announced that "Yet again" the East Coast is being "threatened" by a major hurricane and that "Trump is complicit". ("Yet again"? The East Coast has not been hit by a hurricane for a record 11 years!)

Trump is to blame for a hurricane? These people are insane. Nevertheless, whatever happens the media will find the worst result and harp on it, even if the worst that happens is some kid's treehouse was blown to flinders while he was safely with his parents in Ohio, they'll make a big deal out of it. And if a high pressure system arises and just blows the whole storm back out to sea, It'll be Trump's fault for ginning up such a disruptive panic. And if a thousand people die and the lights go out some places for days, boy will the leftists make a fine hash out of that.

Well, we heard on Rush that some kook study has found that hurricanes with female names are the most destructive. We also know they are running out of names to use. Here's an idea: Corporate sponsorship of hurricanes. Here's how it would work: A corporation would donate 25 million to FEMA for the right to the name of the storm. Then they could say for example:"This natural disaster brought to you by Nike shoes." See, I got the idea because Nike is already sponsoring the Colin Kaepernick disaster......

Get it? Forget it.

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SHAPES OF THINGS IN THE NEWS TODAY

We are aware that we haven't been publishing new stuff for a while. But seeing as how we have to work to stay alive, and seeing as how the news is gushing out and changing often the same day it has been announced, it's just not possible for us to put in the time to write about this or that person saying thus and so, only to have this retracted before day's end.  Currently if we were to make a movie about for example the Mueller probe, we'd have to bring back the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges to play the main figures. 

However, we are convinced that this whole thing is actually the death throes of the Washington political establishment, as they try madly to hang ANYTHING on President Trump. And they have destroyed not a few good people in their quest to oust Trump and they will fail. 

There is a Red Tsunami coming in November, and not a "blue wave". Remember that this blog was one of the first nationwide to predict Trump's victory and how he would do it. The Democrat Party has been giving voice to every whack-a-doodle moron in the country. Their "ANTIFA" thugs (comprised of the worst of the "Occupy" hoodlums) wreak havoc wherever they go, acting just like the Sturmabtielung thugs Hitler used to fight in the streets. Their shills on TV are snarky, smarmy and off-putting and their "demands" are ridiculous. The American people do NOT like this behavior, nor do they like the Democrat affinity for illegal aliens and flag-disrespecting overpaid footballers. They clutch at straws to try to hang a "racist" jacket on a conservative Republican who said that Socialism would "monkey things up" --- because the Democrat opposing him is black. 

The Democrat party should have learned from Trump's election that people are tired of the stupid crap they pull. But no, the Democrats are doubling down on it. Our prediction: In November a 50 seat net gain for Republicans and a 13 seat gain in the Senate for Republicans. Now lets see how things shake out!