DEAR UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE AGENTS AND OFFICERS

We have several times here expressed our hope that you will be able to prevent the firestorm of racial unrest that will almost certainly result should anything happen to the Current Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest.

 

It seems to me that you all were doing a fine job until that bitch of a director was appointed to watch over you and supervise you like a pack of 6th graders.  The other day she said she takes "FULL RESPONSIBILITY" for that nut who got into the White House and ran nuts until one of you - who wasn't even on the clock - stopped him.  IF SHE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DEBACLE WHICH COULD HAVE IGNITED RACE RIOTS IN EVERY CITY IN THE COUNTRY THEN GODDAMMIT SHE SHOULD FUCKING WELL RESIGN!!!!!

 

If as has been reported the intruder alert was muted at the request of the White House Usher's Office, it was doubtless done either on her orders or because one of you beleaguered SS people feared being reported to Ms. Ballbuster.

 

Do us a favor, guys. The minute the bitch is gone, turn up that intruder alert loud as a bastard and then test it daily at noon.

 

And the next time somebody pulls that crap of jumping the fence, let the dogs take a few bites. God knows they've earned it, and so have you.

 

 

A TRULY TERRIFYING THOUGHT ABOUT EBOLA AND THE LEFT

We do not wish to alarm anyone, but the diagnosis of a person with the Ebola virus in the Continental United States could be a dream come true for the Ward Churchill faction of the American left.

 

The thinking of this particular group of deranged loons goes like this: Ebola is a disease that kills poor African black folks, so "Big Pharma" doesn't care about it. But if it started hitting the evil white folks in America, research would be put into overdrive to find a vaccine or a cure.

 

Seriously, that's how these nuts think. And one of them may be a Texas health worker who may decide to let one of the contacts this Ebola patient had contact with slip the dragnet and go out and start an outbreak in this country.

 

We are not saying it's happening.  But it is possible. Horrifyingly possible.

 

Beware.

 



ON THE REIGNATION OF ATTORNEY GENERAL ERIC HOLDER

GENTLE READERS, we here at the Alexandria Daily Poop see by the spike in pageviews that you have been curious to see what we have to say about the resignation of the most corrupt, lawless, and partisan Attorney General in this Republic's history.

 

Our first reaction of course was: Hallelujah, it's about fucking time. But after that settled, we said: Wait one damn minute.

 

While it is good that Obama's main henchman - his consiglieri so to speak - will soon be gone, he is staying on until a suitable replacement can be snuck past the Senate. As always with this gang of criminals, there's something rotten afoot. Do remember to vote next month.